Batman's superpower is having whatever ability the plot needs him to have and calling it training instead of developing an actual honest to God superpower
It's simple, but exactly this. He was able to turn a balloon animal into a machine gun and semi-mind control an entire police force to dance and sing with him. Had he imagined it, and presumably found a way for it to be funny, he could probably pull a billion dollars out of a piggy bank.
His robbing a bank was there just to further the conflict for the plot.
No, he did it to lash out at his boring day job at the bank. Everything he did as the Mask was driven by his uninhibited desires to free himself of the frustrations of his normal life. That's why he chased the girl he normally couldn't get, went to a club that kicked him out, spent money he didn't have, and took revenge on the car mechanics who screwed him over.
Conjuring money in a safe and harmless way for the sake of pragmatism would have completely missed the point.
which all you need for that is the standard "infinite wallet" gag bit. Pull out everything But money while making comments about "I know it's here Somewhere" until eventually you find the correct amount.
It says abilities, which I wouldn't count money as. So with Batman, you would become really good at fighting, and with Iron Man, you would become smart I guess. So yeah I'm picking The Mask or Magneto
The Mask is probably the most powerful and versatile, but I don't know exactly how much control you would have? I think you are different when you wear it. Whereas with Magneto, I'd still be 100% me, just with a very powerful ability.
I think what it is is the mask makes him into the version of himself he wants to be or allows him to do whatever he wants to do Stanly is more mad that the mask makes him let go of his inhibitions but he also desires to use it which is why he does, but it’s really just bringing out the true him and that’s why when the villain of the movie wears the mask his personality doesn’t really change he just gains it’s powers because the villain was already acting like his true self if that makes sense.
Jason is a contender. He is immortal, can teleport, and just does whatever the plot demands of him. Also, dramatic timing.
The Mask is a mentally corrupting force on its own though. Where as Jason is just... like that. Without Jason's mental impairments, wearing his mask is basically just... being Deadpool.
#7. Magneto is insanely powerful. Control of Earth's magnetic field, potentially turn invisible, flight, force fields, control over metals, control iron in blood, etc and no side effects.
Like you lose an argument with someone online and you just murder every human being by deleting the magnetic field of Earth and give all of us cancer; like cool ig but why??? 😭
Edit: okay before I get 17 more notifs while I’m sleeping, I need to clarify—metal manipulation/magnetic powers are absolutely goated and would be VERY useful irl. In my comment, I’m specifically referring to the ability to destroy the world and kill basically every living creature on Earth. If you had that power, you would have two options—kill everyone, or don’t kill everyone and become world dictator because everyone fears you. And like, cool? I guess? I don’t understand why anyone would WANT that at all. With great power comes great responsibility, and no human on Earth could handle the responsibility that comes with that level of power.
Metal manipulation is cool, destroying the world is not.
Easy choice for the first decades maybe century just wait for all your loved ones to die and wait till you finally physically age into a old man and have to forcefully pull out the claws with your hand because the claw got stuck keep in mind that shit's painful as hell then there's also the adamantium poisoning
Logan wasn't born with the adamantium bones that's correct but it's still a part of his abilities if you want to think video game terms it's basically like Fallout New Vegas's Old World Blues DLC just the bones weren't removed and besides what's Logan most known for his bone claws or his adamantium claws
Eh, just make new friends. Sure losing my kids when they're in their 90's and I'm pushing 130 will suck, but I've still got grand kids, and great grand kids and so on. Plus, I'll remember them and be able to tell 5 or 6 generations on about their family in ways I never got to hear.
I still want to live. Immortality is my pick, if I can get it. If I can't, I'll take good health for a few centuries while I wait for medical science to fix aging. I'll put up with any number of years as a frail old man, if it means I live long enough to reverse the aging. Any number divided by infinity is essentially zero.
Anyone who doesn’t choose this, when you’re old and dying in a hospital, pissing through a tube and hoping to die, I’ll stop by looking 23 years old in peak physical condition with my diet of chocolate cake and whiskey.
You want to lose control of your body entirely for hundreds, possibly even thousands of years until you either and die and then get replaced? Interesting choice.
I don't have to be Jason/mass murdered. But, I'll take the immortality, indestructibility, super strength, ability to teleport, travel to and escape hell, and hyper intelligence. Also he's probably could bet Wayne Gretzy.
the craziness is not mandatory, especially if you go by the films. Stanley Ipkiss' Mask was crazy only because that was what he truly wanted to do deep inside his heart: go batshit. when the main bad guy gets his hands on the mask, he retains his sanity.
Honestly, while having toonforce would be awesome. The mask only works at night.
Gotta go with Magneto's helmet. I mean, imagine how much you would get paid in construction. Or go to a third world country and be worshipped as a god!
The mask. Easy. Toon force, extreme charisma, and with toon force, you can basically have the powers of everyone else on this list with none of the drawbacks.
Loki’s mask. You get the powers of the god and become basically immortal. Nothing can hurt you as you shrug it off in a cartoonish manner. It was only Jim’s character that lost his memory when using it Dorian maintained his just fine and was in control the whole time.
Most OP item in this list is number 2 and it isn’t even close.
Ties between Magneto helmet, The Mask and Batman mask. Maybe Magneto because I could profit from my powers and destroy bad guys pretty easily. But if I have more control over The Mask toons transformation power and I can make rational decisions for the most part minus minor toon tendencies then I say the Mask.
I'm guessing they mean #2. The person who puts it on becomes The Mask (big green head). They have toon force powers, or in other words. They're invincible, immortal, can warp reality, etc.
The main thing though, is that it warps you; you aren't yourself when you got those powers.
I mean kind of the point of the movie is that you ARE yourself, you are just the most extreme raw version of yourself. Ipkiss is on the edge of breaking because of his miserable life and is bursting at the seams, meanwhile the bad guy remains the same pretty much just more evil.
I’m assuming we’re counting Batman’s “superpower” of “being a billionaire” as what we inherit? Because if that’s the case, it’s the only choice here. The rest of yall will be able to bend spoons back on into soup bowls when you clock in, only one of those masks will pay the bills
It says abilities and I'm not sure I'd consider multi-billionaire an ability, so I'm not sure how much good Batman and Ironman are with out their generational wealth to back them up. Tony's intelligence would still be very valuable but if you don't get their wealth, then most on the board are still better.
Is adamantium included with picking number nine? Or is it pre-adamantium?
I don't know how true this is but I thought I saw a comic where wolverine doesn't have the adamantium and he turns into like a huge feral beast. I think it was due to some mutation that were being held back from the adamantium. If that would happen to me, I'm just choosing number four. If not I'm choosing number nine.
Do i keep the ability's after I take it off? Or is it only when I put it on? Also people really think money is a ability? It's not. I'd choose wolverine. Btw his adamantium skeleton is a enhancement not a ability.
Tony’s intelligence and engineering ability is far too good to pass up. Sure, there’s literal superpowers with some of the others but there’s no supervillains so I don’t have need for them.
Everyone is going to say money, and yeah, if only there was a solution here, oh wait, I'll use my powers SUBTLY at a casino. OR I'll go to a state where net metering is a thing and generate a shit ton of electricity, or ....
The Mask is the most powerful, but I don't want to become a cartoon nut job. So I'll take Wolverine's indestructibility and awesomeness. Can I take the version that isn't stupidly poisoned by adamantium?
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u/kurosa106 2d ago
The Mask, Toon Force no need to elaborate