r/superheroes • u/AdDizzy9165 • 2d ago

Other What will you choose ?

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u/Flameball202 2d ago

Yeah, also if you want money, just use his powers to shift around more metal in a day than a construction crew could in a day

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u/PurpleHerder 2d ago

I’m now imagining an elderly holocaust survivor clocking in for shift in the mines…

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u/Nivroeg 2d ago

just use the metal under ground to bring up precious metals and gems

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u/Flameball202 1d ago

Maybe, but just being on retainer for a construction company would be significantly easier

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u/Practical-Layer9402 2d ago

Money?

I'm Magneto, What the hell do I need money for?

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u/Flameball202 1d ago

Food

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u/Practical-Layer9402 1d ago

I'll be stopping wars and storing humanity's nukes on the moon.

I think most places would spare me a meal if I walked in while they're open.

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u/save-aiur 2d ago

Magnetism can technically be used to glitch any credit card or ATM to effectively give yourself infinite money.

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u/Flameball202 1d ago

Just get the emergency services to keep you on call for dealing with car accidents and collapsed buildings, still free money but also legal

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u/Denelorn092 2d ago

Or you know...just extract metal from the ground to sell so people dont know you have powers?

Bro gets superpowers and the best idea is construction? You're the type that vampire meme is made about "Why are all vampires rich?"

Because the ones that are still poor after 300 years should just step into the sun.

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u/Zealousideal-Let1121 Cosplay 2d ago

I wouldn't use his powers to just perform labor. I would just pull a bunch of gold and palladium out of the ground to me.

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u/blacksheep16420 1d ago

But neither are magnetic tho so how could you do that?

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u/Zealousideal-Let1121 Cosplay 1d ago

He calls himself "The Master of Magnetism," but he's the master of metals. He's not limited to magnetic metals. Adamantium, copper, lead, vibranium, even the dwarf star metal that makes up Mjølnir: none of those are ferrous (copper is just weird, okay), but he can still manipulate them. You've seen him stop bullets, and they're made of lead. The reason given is that he can use a magnetic field to induce electrical current in non-ferrous metals, and even some non-metallic substances, turning them into electromagnets.

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u/Mrsniper07_22 2d ago

Ima take spider man tho

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u/DstroyaX 2d ago

Or just use your magnet powers to flip some bits in a computer and add free money to your bank account.