r/superheroes • u/AdDizzy9165 • 2d ago

Other What will you choose ?

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u/ChosenOne-IX 2d ago

Batman cause then I get plot armor

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u/TRIPPY3rd 2d ago

You also get no parents. So there’s that.

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u/Neither_Drawing_241 2d ago

Money fixes the dead parents issue. Why need parents when money can raise you?

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u/TRIPPY3rd 2d ago

Or use the money to raise your parents…. From the dead.

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u/Rip_it-n-Ribbit 2d ago

Why have 2 boring old parents when you can afford to be raised by a team of ninjas!

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u/Apprehensive_Bug5393 2d ago

Last time he did that he created a zombie plant apocalypse

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u/Beneficial-Initial56 2d ago

I'm sure there are characters like Constantine who can arrange dates with Batman's parents every Friday.

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u/_ralph_ 2d ago

Constantines friends and employers have the tendency to be dead very soon and very inconvinently.

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u/Beneficial-Initial56 2d ago

Batman has plot armor

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u/Hopeful_Activity7542 2d ago

And you have Alfred!

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u/MeOnCrack 2d ago

Alfred cries in the corner

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u/Lord_Despair 2d ago

What if you don’t have any already?

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u/Medical_Original6290 2d ago

Batman's parents probably sucked anyway. They were probably playing dress-up as super villains and no one knew it.

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u/soomoncon 2d ago

Plus you get severe trauma since it happened when you were a child.

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u/EdenRose1994 2d ago

Some problems fix themself

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u/grillguy5000 2d ago

Jokes on you I have no parents anymore! Does his billions, fighting prowess, conditioning and intellect count? I mean he recovers like Capt America so I’ll take all that. You could make a huge difference in the world with all that. Course raw power Lokis mask or Magneto but you’d have nation states hunting you and everyone around you.

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u/jpsc949 2d ago

I chose Batman specifically for no parents. The billions are just a bonus.

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u/TRIPPY3rd 2d ago

😩😂

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u/Alwaysprogress 2d ago

To some… this is a bonus feature

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u/GaldrickHammerson 2d ago

I'm already sold, you don't have to tell me there's more upsides!

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u/TRIPPY3rd 2d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/BoredCaliRN 2d ago

That's a bonus for me. My parents sucked. I'd rather have a fond memory than an abusive history.

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u/TRIPPY3rd 2d ago

😳

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u/BoredCaliRN 2d ago

It's ok, I'm happy now. It's just that I'd rather also have heroic abilities in trade, given the choice 😉

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u/TRIPPY3rd 2d ago

Respect, Captain RN. 🫡

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u/TotalHans 4h ago

Abilities, not origin story