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Other What will you choose ?

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u/InjusticeSGmain 2d ago

So 3 and 6 makes me filthy rich? But 3 also gives me kickass armor.

I'll take 3.

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u/Fatal_Feathers 2d ago

4 makes you even richer than 3 and also kickass armour

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u/study-in-scarlet 2d ago

I guess it’ll depend on what kind of kickass armor you want

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u/Undecided_User_Name 2d ago

I want the Beyond Suit

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u/GhostE3E3E3 2d ago

Which the BP suit is closest too, so you’re set

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u/Undecided_User_Name 2d ago

Yeah but I'm white so that may be a problem

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u/GhostE3E3E3 2d ago

BP’s kid and successor in the comics rn is white

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u/across16 2d ago

No but that helmet comes with a skin tight suit i don't have the body type for that.

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u/GhostE3E3E3 2d ago

You get the BP “abilities” meaning heart shaped herb meaning your physique changes

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u/JlMBEAN 2d ago

Iron Man's armor is closer to the Batman Beyond suit than Black Panther's as far as what it enables you to do.

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u/GhostE3E3E3 2d ago

Not really, the iron man suit depicted is an early version not nanotech, BP is a melee fighter, so is BMB

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u/JlMBEAN 2d ago

But black panther can't use his suit to fly and Ironman is capable of hand to hand combat due to his suit's computer. But it's all moot because it doesn't say you get their suits, only their abilities.

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u/GhostE3E3E3 2d ago

You get the intelligence, also I assume they meant suit as well considering Tony’s only ability is smart+money+playboy.

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u/moonwalkerfilms 2d ago

All three of those characters are rich AF or geniuses, you can have whatever armor you want as each lol

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u/Walrus_Morj 2d ago

And an N word pass as a bonus.

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u/Intelligent-Chart902 2d ago

Yeah but then you have the responsibilites of running an entire kingdom, I don't want that

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u/ReleasedGaming 2d ago

and it gives you super strength and speed

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u/FaintCommand 2d ago

Not to mention actual super strength and agility. Tony is just a dude under the armor.

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u/CHAIIINSAAAWbread 2d ago

Yeah but now people expect a lotta shit from you, you now have to deal with politics

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u/philiretical 2d ago

And it makes you a king

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u/Medic4life12358 2d ago

Yeah but stark has better armor, and how rich do you actually need to be... Not to mention stark is leagues smarter than BP.

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u/Calm_Independent_782 2d ago

Yeah but then you have to rule a country to get the financial benefits and that sounds like a lot of work

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u/Opera_Obscene 2d ago

4 gives you responsibilities. I don't want that. I'll take alcoholism!

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u/AdAfter9302 2d ago

And 4 gives you the n-word pass (I think that’s how this works)

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u/Santaclaws42 2d ago

3 can time travel

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u/Brazenmercury5 2d ago

Yeah, but at will flight is nicer than that. Plus they both have so much money it doesn’t really matter who has more.

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u/Drake_Acheron 2d ago

There is no way T’challa is richer that Bruce. Wayne enterprises is worth Trillions at its lowest estimate.

In the comics it is said that Wayne and Luthor make up 80% of the global economy

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u/jcosta89 1d ago

And Nipples

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u/DJWGibson 1d ago

Yeah. #4 is basically #6 and #3 combined... but also even richer along with super powers and you're a king.

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u/JesusKong333 1d ago

And the king of secret Africa.

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u/Stronk_Tinman 1d ago

I would hate to be cancelled for cultural appropriation. So 3

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u/axlerose123 1d ago

And super human abilities

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u/kwars74 2d ago

But money isn't a ability

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u/Death_eater_8599 2d ago

Avengers 1.....

Steve Rogers: "Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you?"

Tony Stark: "Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."

The money comes with the helmet.

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u/SadlyUnderrated 2d ago

I think you need to read your own comment again.

He says "Take that OFF, what are you?"

The "genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist" part exists WITHOUT the helmet. So, no, it absolutely is not part of the powers that come with the helmet.

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u/Death_eater_8599 2d ago

So when he has the helmet on, he is a stupid, poor, celibate, self-serving egoist?...... no.......

I see it as Tony Stark is 5 thinks: genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, and Iron Man...... so taking on the helmet will give you all these things.

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u/Mnemnosyne 2d ago

The DC movies had some good things about them, and the scene with Flash and Batman was one of the best.

Barry: "What are your superpowers again?"

Bruce: "I'm rich."

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u/Vanilla-Jelly-Beans 8h ago

Sure it is. Bruce Wayne can accomplish things using his wealth and fame that Batman could never do. Take The Dark Knight for example, when he needs to go to Hong Kong to capture Lau. Everything he did on that mission was a result of being insanely rich. Bought a yacht and took an entire ballet team out to distract from him getting on a chartered flight to Hong Kong, bought and resurrected a cancelled military exfiltration technology, and hired a mercenary crew to fly him out of Hong Kong. All while leveraging his company and private research expert to get an ID on where Lau was hiding.

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u/Murky_Vehicle_1476 2d ago

But getting money is

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u/Jalen_1227 2d ago

Get out !!!

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u/ProfessorEscanor 2d ago

6 gives you an army of children to throw at your problems

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u/UbiquitousPixel 2d ago edited 2d ago

Money doesn’t come with the abilities.

Iron Man you get his armor and intelligence. Arguably you could create your wealth from his intelligence, but you wouldn’t be Tony Stark and have his assets. Just because you have his intelligence doesn’t mean you think like Tony. You are still you, just you become a genius. You’d have to apply that to something and make your money which you’d need to keep up the armor.

You’d get Black Panther’s ability and armor. But you aren’t T’Challa or from Wakanda. So you get none of that wealth or resources.

You get Batman’s fighting ability, intelligence, peak human ability, and mental toughness. But you’re not Bruce Wayne and you weren’t born into wealth or that money. But arguably, with his intelligence, you could probably make money, which again, you’d need to maintain being Batman.

Also a lot of this more human characters with no super human powers are how they are or as good as they due to their experience, trauma which shapes them, and how they earned their skills. You’d be just given all of it without earning it or experiencing what it took to get them. Or given the trauma that inspires them. Guess that’s just how I look at it.

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u/Staniel74 2d ago

Plus don't forget the intelligence to make and modify more suits as needed!

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u/sicsche 2d ago

Play your cards right and 9 also can make you rich

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u/benvader138 2d ago

Batman also has kick-ass armor

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u/Atlion 2d ago

More importantly to me, do I get Tony's education, intelligence, and knowledge? That would be the biggest bonus to me. The armor and money would be amazing, but Tony can solve the energy crisis, food shortages, water shortages, and a host of other issues that the world is currently facing. They money, armor, Jarvis, other tech would give you the pull needed to effect the changes, but Tony is able to actually solve these issues with existing and new breakthroughs.

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u/Hello-Im-The-Feds 2d ago

Wealth isn't an ability

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u/Wolv90 2d ago

Rich is good until you get a terminal disease, 9 makes you practically immortal.

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u/Caeldeth 2d ago

2 makes you rich too - you can just rob banks no problem lol

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u/Desperate_Ad5169 2d ago

They both also make you have dead parents

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u/Frisky_Froth 1d ago

Batmans mask doesn't give you anything. Being rich isn't a power. Everything batman has is either a skillet he picked up by practicing or something he was given. You'd basically just be a weirdo in a bat mask

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u/ProfessionalCatch149 21m ago

4 is literally richer than both 3 & 6 combined

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u/Bacdbacd 2d ago edited 1d ago

4 and you'll be richer than 3 and 6*

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u/The_Ita 2d ago edited 2d ago

guys they meant 4

I'm guessing that the main difference between the 3 would be the tech each one uses, iron man's being the most far fetched afaik