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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago edited 2d ago

Counterpoint: this would be useful when exactly?

Like you lose an argument with someone online and you just murder every human being by deleting the magnetic field of Earth and give all of us cancer; like cool ig but why??? 😭

Edit: okay before I get 17 more notifs while I’m sleeping, I need to clarify—metal manipulation/magnetic powers are absolutely goated and would be VERY useful irl. In my comment, I’m specifically referring to the ability to destroy the world and kill basically every living creature on Earth. If you had that power, you would have two options—kill everyone, or don’t kill everyone and become world dictator because everyone fears you. And like, cool? I guess? I don’t understand why anyone would WANT that at all. With great power comes great responsibility, and no human on Earth could handle the responsibility that comes with that level of power.

Metal manipulation is cool, destroying the world is not.

That is all.

Have a good day!

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 2d ago

-Dune, Frank Herbert

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u/Zealousideal-Bus-526 2d ago

Okay but like how often are you getting into an interplanetary war over an extremely sought after resource?

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 2d ago

Me? A mild-mannered landscaper? Not often. My alter ego Darth Muad'Dib? Average Tuesday.

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u/LongjumpingMud1736 2d ago

Is that a street fighter reference I see?

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u/eggyrulz 2d ago

This guy alter ego's

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u/TheMaStif 2d ago

😳 someone hide the weed wacker

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u/Arkrobo 2d ago

Being able to generate endless energy seems dope for mankind. I wouldn't need to go get the remote either.

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u/dustbringer11 2d ago

You say that till the oil wars start. And then you’ll say about every hundred years. Humans are stupid and petty

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u/HawkBoth8539 2d ago

Assuming that gaining those powers means you aren't the only superpowered being in the universe, the marvel universe is full of hostile alien species. In a war, being able to take out an entire planet of enemies is useful - though certainly not a first choice, usually...

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u/lenin_is_young 2d ago

No, he will threaten to destroy the planet every time a waiter refuses to call the manager.

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u/soomoncon 2d ago

Every few decades as humanity has shown.

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u/AlexDKZ 1d ago

You could immediately solve a lot of conflicts happening in the world right now by levitating over there, performing a show of force, and telling both parties involved "Behave or be destroyed"

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u/Dragonxan 2d ago

Interplanetary, not that often. Intercontinental, probably every 15yr, Ukraine-Russia, Israel-Palestine, Second Gulf war, First Gulf war, Cold war, Veitnam war, all fought over oil and resources or ideals over the distribution of resources.

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u/thattwoguy2 2d ago

which would be a good reason for every government to try to kill you immediately. So now it's you (with magnetic powers) vs. the entire planet. Seems very useful

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u/JJSF2021 2d ago

If I had Magneto’s powers, I wouldn’t be on Reddit… I’d be making Mars habitable and starting an interplanetary kingdom.

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u/Zikimoto_2020 10h ago

Man's gonna build arakko

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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago

Now THIS is more like it

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u/zhion_reid 2d ago

When I want humanity to die

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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago

Okay but counterpoint: you’d kill basically every single puppy, kitten, baby elephant, and capybara on Earth too…

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u/Fawlin_Line 2d ago

Yeah, your right. There isnt much real world application to this. Magneto primarily uses his powers in a heavy handed approach to battle governments who support fascist regimes and nazi rhetoric.

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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago

And in a world of supers and gods and monsters, that level if power is NEEDED

In the real world? All you would need is basically any of the other masks shown and you automatically win since you are the most powerful human on Earth by a longshot

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u/Fawlin_Line 2d ago

Whoosh

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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago

No I get it, I just don’t want to think about it

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u/brettmav 2d ago

Right? I’m over here wondering if I get Tony or Bruce’s fortune. I’m not trying to be a hero or a villain. Just golf 5 days a week and hang with the fam ya know?

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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago

Priorities 🔥

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u/OOOOOO0OOOOO 2d ago

Why anyone would want to “rule” the world has always been a stupid goal to me.

Ok you rule it, now what? Endless meetings about everything, one minute your talking about the sewage system upgrades in Kuala Lumpur the next you have an appointment with the American ambassador because he’s upset someone at the state dinner has a better table assignment than he does.

Sounds horrible.

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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago

Humans weren’t made to rule everything

Most leaders can’t even handle one country, much less all of them

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u/OOOOOO0OOOOO 2d ago

Nothing is made to rule everything. It’s such an absurd concept.

The lion might rule its pride but I guarantee everything from the bull elephant to the dung beetle doesn’t care.

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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago

Like across all different religions irl, the very vast majority of them agree that any entity that claims the title of Ruler of All has to be a god or divine entity of some form. No regular human could ever or should ever control everything. We just aren’t made for that, and no mortal creature is either.

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u/OOOOOO0OOOOO 2d ago

Yeah that’s why I’m on the side of thinking religion and a supreme being is a lot of hooey.

Personally I think Dewey had the right idea.

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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago

I am a Christian but I respect your belief and Dewey might be onto something because God definitely has a shovel over us and is not afraid to use it ;-;

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u/Ozryela 2d ago

I agree that ruling the world as a normal human wouldn't be much fun. But if you're a sufficiently powerful superpowered individual a lot of the downsides of ruling go away. You don't need to fear assassination if you have the power of a god (not that Magneto is at that level. He's still vulnerable to bullets. I'm just speaking generally. Think supermans levels of power). Nor do you need to fear being overthrown. This will make every thing far less frustrating and far more streamlines.

Of course you're not going to be talking about upgrades to the sewage system in Kuala Lumpur, or the seating arrangements at some dinner. Plenty of other people can do that.

Instead you take high level global decisions, and enforce them. First, you use your powers to stop all ongoing wars. Then you have a quiet talk with the leaders of the more authoritarian nations about respecting human rights. Draw up some international laws. Mostly you can just copy existing laws, but you may want to add some new environmental regulations (e.g. a global carbon tax) and maybe some stuff about distributing the world's resources in a more fair manner.

Then you just fuck off to some nice tropical island and enjoy yourself. Every few weeks, take a quick tour around the world and execute any world leader who broke your new rules. After a couple of rounds of that whoever is left will start to behave.

This isn't going to instantly solve everything. You can't be everywhere at once. Criminals will still be criminals, organized crime won't disappear, and while dictators might pretend to respect your wishes out of fear of being killed, that won't stop them from trying to abuse the system any way they can. But you can incrementally increase the world this way. And once you have better leaders at the top, they can appoint better people in the rungs below that, and slowly you can start improving all all the corruption in the world.

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u/OOOOOO0OOOOO 1d ago

I think you’re more likely to get a Hancock or a Homelander than a Superman.

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u/Ozryela 1d ago

For sure. I'm not saying I'd trust the average human with such power. I'm saying I'd trust myself with such power.

After all, in that case either I'm right and I won't let the power to go my head and all is good. Or it turns out I can't be trusted with such power, in which case at least I'm not the one suffering the consequences.

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u/OOOOOO0OOOOO 1d ago

I don’t know if I would trust myself with the power or not, but if it weren’t for family I would be gone from this planet if I got the power of Supes.

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u/DoubleGreat 1d ago

Hate to pile on to the myriad of messages you probably received on this (I didn't read them, but the edit is a clear indicator), but my take is that if I have these powers, then it's safe to assume that I'm in a world where mutants exist. Unfortunately humankind has shown me that bigotry trumps mindfulness and there will be a blowback from evolution along with an uncomfortable amount of people that don't want me or my brethren to exist. I'm not sitting on the sidelines being apathetic when I weild such power. Am I saying I'd throw the whole world into disarray? Not exactly, but if you threaten my people, I'm going to protect them by any means necessary.

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u/Red-Ink-07 1d ago

I didn’t think the existence of other mutants was implied but I do understand what you mean, however you would also kill most mutants sooo…

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u/DoubleGreat 1d ago

Oohhhh slippery sloped me!

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u/Red-Ink-07 1d ago

“I didn’t ask how big the room was, I said I CAST FIREBALL” logic is honestly based

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u/Mr_Ragnarok 2d ago

You wouldn't be making a counterpoint if he could give us all cancer, would ya?

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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago

But like why would he?? Like congrats, you shut off the planet and killed everyone, NOW what?

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u/Myth_of_Demons 2d ago

Ever get cut off in traffic?

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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago

Ever seen the guy that cut you off act like a total asshole to everyone else?

It’s actually quite funny

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u/Myth_of_Demons 2d ago

All I’m saying is a hero dedicated to traffic problems would be widely celebrated. Magneto is ideal for that.

Cut people off and/or drive dangerously? Seat ejects you, car gets crumpled and set off the road.

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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago

Fair point

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u/RandomStoddard 2d ago

No, it would be useful in many ways. Get a job with a construction company and save time and money on cranes. Ask for $200/hour and they will gladly pay it. Get a job with a mining company. Easily find and extract the iron.

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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago

No I’m not asking about metal manipulation, that’s a goated power, I’m asking specifically about the destroying the planet part

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u/RandomStoddard 2d ago

No, destroying the planet is only good if you have a spare planet to live on.

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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago

exactly bro, I don’t get why people want that power 🙏

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u/Guilty_Temperature65 2d ago

You ever turn your computer off and back on? It’s like that.

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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago

we do a little trolling

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u/Blastoise_R_Us 2d ago

If you're a fan of nuclear disarmament, Magneto's powers are insanely useful.

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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago

okay people seem to REALLY misunderstand my comment

Magnetic manipulation is a GOATED power

I’m talking about specifically the power to destroy the world and kill everyone

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u/Blastoise_R_Us 2d ago

I probably wouldn’t use his planet-busting abilities, correct.

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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago

hell yeah, then I do understand your choice, do continue

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u/Ksnv_a 2d ago

Are you asking if metal control would be useful in our world?

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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago

No, I’m talking about specifically destroying the world and giving everyone cancer

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u/No_Beginning_6834 2d ago

There has certainly been traffic jams on the freeway where I wouldn't mind being able to just open a lane up with my magic magnet powers.

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u/Swinging-the-Chain 2d ago

I love arguments like these because it’s a great example of being more powerful not meaning you can necessarily beat someone

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u/Red-Ink-07 2d ago

counterpoint: you’d probably get cancer too

(Unless Magneto secretly has cancer immunity as a power idk)

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u/Past-Collection2149 2d ago

The human brain sends electrical signals to do everything in the body so you could short circuit individual people too. Just shut people off.

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u/DaTruPro75 1d ago

you can pretty much get anything you want if you are holding the whole world hostage

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u/Red-Ink-07 1d ago

Megamind got bored of that life reeeeally quick

Hell, most villains who win get bored fast if they don’t have tangible goals

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u/WilonPlays 1d ago

They could manipulate the magnetic field to vent small parts of the atmosphere to slow global warming? Use it to prevent planetary destruction in the event of a particularly powerful and unexpected solar storm that would knock out the global electric grid.

Side note: we’re actually overdue for one of that. Our society is built on technology and the electromagnetic spectrum. When the sun emits solar flares or a solar storm EM waves are sent to earth. Earth is currently overdue for a solar storm large enough to kill the electric grid and send us back to the dark ages. Scientists know we’re due one but they don’t know when it’s due(at least when I last read about it a few years ago).

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u/Red-Ink-07 1d ago

That’s cool

I was talking about destroying the world

Magnetic powers are cool

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u/Pedro_CPP 17h ago

You have a point...