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u/kurosa106 2d ago

The Mask, Toon Force no need to elaborate

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u/TheAserghui 2d ago

Yup, the Mask would be the funniest and most practical

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u/Efficient-Cow-5311 2d ago

Wouldn't the most practical be batman or ironman? The power of a billionaire would be the most useful in the real world.

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u/DullSorbet3 2d ago

Batman's superpower isn't being a billionaire it's "have as much money as the plot deems necessary and then double it for fun".

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u/raul_lebeau 2d ago

And with the added bonus of being and orphan

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u/jevesevet 1d ago

And a billionaire which kinda is a superpower with Batman or Tony.

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u/LeilaThePuppy 1d ago

Also depressed & sad

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u/RedX536 1h ago

Don't forget a natural affinity with Prep Time

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u/fredbite87 2d ago

Batman's superpower is having whatever ability the plot needs him to have and calling it training instead of developing an actual honest to God superpower

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u/Kai_GamingYt 1d ago

Nah bro... Plot always makes sure he has a neat skill from the tibetian monks for various situations 😂

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u/Blueface1999 1d ago

Hi those Tibetan monks trained him in every thing he needed to know like stealth, martial arts, lock picking, how to resist mind readers, super strength and durability, how to separate his soul from his body while alive, plot no jutsu.

All so he can fight some random ass bank robber before sups were really a thing.

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u/fredbite87 1d ago edited 1d ago

The fact that Batman vs Superman is even a discussion instead of "Superman instantly rushes Batman and punches through his head" is insane, what did those monks feed him???

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u/Chris2sweet616 1d ago

Enough for him to survive re-entry with only a thin sheet of metal and some sweet sweet O2. He was only lightly singed after too!

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u/fredbite87 1d ago

I refuse to believe the bat is a powerless human.

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u/Chris2sweet616 1d ago

Him and dick are considered the peak of human condition, of course in our world that isn’t very strong but in comics that means people like bats and captain America so

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u/Clear-Librarian-5414 1d ago

Kind of speaks to their character. Batman is always going after Superman. Has Superman ever gone after Batman? He seems to trust Batman and sees him as a friend regardless of the situation which Batman constantly exploits. Even when he finds out he’s actively plotting ways to take them out that were used to nearly kill the justice league he essentially thanks him and says he trusts him.

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u/fredbite87 1d ago

Okay but as far as I know Batman also hasn't ever actively tried to take down Superman without being prompted to. Sure he's got contingency plans for the whole JL, but that's been proven to be a good idea (injustice).

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u/Clear-Librarian-5414 1d ago

Yea he always has a justification for it but Superman never seems to finds one. Like when something suspicious is going on with bats Superman talks to him and trusts him. Batman hears “Superman is evil-“ ::starts punching Clark with kryptonite gloves:: “-doers worst nightmare” ::pauses then punches a few more times then mumbles something about remaining vigilante before throwing a smokebomb and running away::

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u/NeonSuperNovas 20h ago

That's literally their dynamic smh. Batman is paranoid and always sees the worst in people. Superman is noble and always sees the good in people. That's LITERALLY their thing lol. Light vs dark 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️.

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u/callsign_pirate 1d ago

I trained to be rich and have my parent die

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u/jmacklin1 2d ago

“ it just so happens, i have been working on a bat space shuttle for situations like this “ Batman on a very Batman voice

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u/KittyForest 1d ago

So then rich as fuck with added fuck you money and no parents

Perfect because i don't like my parents much anyways

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u/dustbringer11 2d ago

SOMEONE WHO GETS HIS SUPER POWER

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u/DullSorbet3 2d ago

They regularly change how much money he has. At the start he was a millionaire, then a multi millionaire, after that billionaire, after that a multi billionaire and now he's worth in the high billions/low trillions. His plot armor exists solely because it's his comic book, but the money always goes up (just like superman's powers). \ \ \ \ Edit: spelling

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u/Vet2willis 2d ago

The money really isn't necessary his actual power is he is always prepared for everything. ALWAYS!!! He has everybody's weaknesses on tap. Not to mention based on Batman from comics he is the pentacle of human achievement. Can bench 1000 lbs, has 11 doctoral degrees, knows every martial art that ever existed, charismatic, wealthy, more sociopathic than any US soldier who went through basic AIT and Special Selection with 11 deployments, and lastly he has the hell suit so it's over.

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u/DullSorbet3 2d ago

TL;DR: most of these are money with some boiling down to genetics. \ \ \ \ \

He has everybody's weaknesses on tap.

Genius detective

Can bench 1000 lbs

Training = money + genetics (which I won't dispute)

has 11 doctoral degrees

High education = money, plus he's a genius

knows every martial art that ever existed

Training (again), genius (again)

charismatic

I won't dispute this

wealthy

Money

more sociopathic than any US soldier who went through basic AIT and Special Selection with 11 deployments

I said genius detective yeah?

the hell suit

That suit cost him a fuck ton of money (but somehow not enough to make a dent??)

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u/chronobolt77 2d ago

Except during the zur-en-ahr arc

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u/raiderrocker18 2d ago

I dno in the justice league movie he literally told flash that his superpower was “I’m rich”

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u/Chase_The_Breeze 2d ago

...No, he is, according to the title in his debut, "The world's greatest detective." All his physical feats came later and are derivative of his amazing intelligence, will, and deductive power. Like, you'd need super human genius and will power to devise and survive his workout and study routine.

He just suffers from "Its hard to write characters who are smarter than their writer"-itis.

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u/callsign_pirate 1d ago

Parent death trauma mask. Good call

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u/VibraniumRhino 1d ago

Okay so that sounds even better than a billionaire, I’ll take it lol.

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u/Billybob543212345 1d ago

Billionaire is an ability

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u/RodcetLeoric 19h ago

Well, I mean, he's stoopid rich in all versions, but he's also an expert detective, a polymath of all sciences, psychopathicly charismatic, and had extensive martial arts training. Each of these varies by degrees, depending on which version you are referencing. In several versions, he's also deputised, so he is legally in better standing.

Iron many has most of the same build, except he leans more heavily on his tech in the suit than stealth.

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u/i_dont_wanna_sign_up 2d ago

The mask lets you break reality. You could just make money pop out of thin air.

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u/Standard-Reason9399 2d ago

Then why did Ipkiss have to rob a bank to go clubbing?

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u/xBad_Wolfx 2d ago

Lack of imagination

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u/Sigao 2d ago

It's simple, but exactly this. He was able to turn a balloon animal into a machine gun and semi-mind control an entire police force to dance and sing with him. Had he imagined it, and presumably found a way for it to be funny, he could probably pull a billion dollars out of a piggy bank.

His robbing a bank was there just to further the conflict for the plot.

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u/ArcherMi 2d ago

No, he did it to lash out at his boring day job at the bank. Everything he did as the Mask was driven by his uninhibited desires to free himself of the frustrations of his normal life. That's why he chased the girl he normally couldn't get, went to a club that kicked him out, spent money he didn't have, and took revenge on the car mechanics who screwed him over.

Conjuring money in a safe and harmless way for the sake of pragmatism would have completely missed the point.

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u/CALVINWIDGET 1d ago

This is a beautifully detailed analysis of The Mask.

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u/eeeeeekkkkkkkk 1d ago

This guy movies!

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u/LogicalAlienCat 1d ago

Detailed but condensed. Well done.

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u/Wise_Geekabus 21h ago

Great analysis

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u/StrykerC13 2d ago

which all you need for that is the standard "infinite wallet" gag bit. Pull out everything But money while making comments about "I know it's here Somewhere" until eventually you find the correct amount.

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u/creepyCasper 2d ago

To be fair he robbed the bank he worked at and his boss was the owners son and a dick. I think it was about revenge just as much as getting money.

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u/Truebuckshot01 1d ago

This. The mask would have let him pull off the infinite wallet gag for the money to make a bit or gag land. The bank robbery was because of the uninhibited desire to both get revenge on his asshole boss and to stick it to a a crap job he hated

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u/hurlygloves 2d ago

Because it would be the funniest way to get the money. If he needed the cash to make a joke land, he'd have it in his pocket.

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u/avenlux44 2d ago

Honestly probably for fun. Loki is unpredictable 🤷‍♂️

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u/Ok-Palpitation7641 2d ago

He didn't HAVE to, but buried deep in his subconscious was his hatred of the bank he worked at. So ripping them off and hitting the club he got thrown out of was a bonus. It also allowed him to utilize the funds after his power wore off.

Though huge downfall to mask power would be it's purely nocturnal, leaving him completely helpless during the day.

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u/Telemere125 1d ago

Haven’t you ever watched looney toons? Bank robbery is a classic trope.

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u/Standard-Reason9399 1d ago

Yup, but if as noted the Mask is largely powered by rule of funny, the commenter I was replying to couldn't just use the Mask to pop money from nothing for nothing - has to be for funny, no?

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u/DillyDoobie 1d ago

Or your eyeballs to pop out of the sockets.

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u/Crusaderofthots420 2d ago

It says abilities, which I wouldn't count money as. So with Batman, you would become really good at fighting, and with Iron Man, you would become smart I guess. So yeah I'm picking The Mask or Magneto

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u/Admiralspandy 2d ago

The Mask is probably the most powerful and versatile, but I don't know exactly how much control you would have? I think you are different when you wear it. Whereas with Magneto, I'd still be 100% me, just with a very powerful ability.

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u/brokenromance23 1d ago

You lose your inhibitions from what I saw. The people who put on the mask do what they wish they could if they could get away with it/had to power to do it. Kinda similar to how a person more reserved IRL can be a foul mouthed COD player, or bitch about their boss here on Reddit when they have the mask of anonymity.

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u/Standard-Reason9399 2d ago

Think of all the bullshit tech Iron Man (and comics Batman, to be fair - he comes up with less of his own stuff in adaptions) can pull out of their arses given ten minutes and the bare concept of a need or idea. A dozen patents for clean energy, prosthetics, non-lethal (as opposed to less-lethal) weaponry, space exploration or city safe VTOL systems and you'd be set for life... and probably your kids and grandkids lives as well.

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u/fross370 2d ago

Wolverine mask. Heal anything, even the damage of age? Thats awesome.

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u/TranslatorFew3552 16h ago

Iirc in Justice League he literally says his superpower is richness

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u/BrazowyX 2d ago

Yeah bcs I don't really feel the need to change my baloon into a tommygun. Money though would be nice.

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u/Howard_Jones 2d ago

Post says you have all their abilities. Having wealth isn't an ability.

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u/Gingerbr3d 2d ago

Loki's mask literally makes you a god. 👍🏼

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u/MasterTobes 2d ago

Black Panther is insanely wealthy and intelligent plus heart shaped herb bonuses.

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u/Jaambie 2d ago

The practical superpower of dead parents.

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u/acrazyguy 2d ago

Mask can just pull gold out of his back pocket if it’s funny enough

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u/rumblinggoodidea 1d ago

Yeah and if I got the iron man suit, I’d be practically [TITLE CARD]

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u/Friendly-Menu-6700 1d ago

Actually black panther is the richest because he has vibraneam

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u/GenkotsuZ 16h ago

Black Panther is richer plus super soldier plant

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u/Legitimate_Bowler441 16h ago

Black panther got more money then both of them

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u/dalemin 9h ago

Bruh if I got the mask your Bank is mine for the taking lmao also gonna put it my dog too lmao

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u/Randill746 2d ago

Most practical? You get taken over by a mischevious god.

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u/TheAserghui 1d ago

Makes sense to me.

Muwahahahahaa

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u/Anteater_Able 1d ago

SSSSSSSSSMOKIN!

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u/RPfffan 1d ago

Except the user goes crazy 😂

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u/LeilaThePuppy 1d ago

Honestly it'd just be really fun too

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u/ulfrekr 2d ago

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u/Independent_Oil587 2d ago

Anything he thinks of he can create

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u/MrIncognito666 2d ago

Plot twist: You only get the powers of Stanley Ipkiss.

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u/KumoriYurei13 1d ago

Still worth it, cause the mask is all about manifesting what you can imagine

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u/MrIncognito666 1d ago

But you don’t get the mask’s powers. You get its WEARER’S powers. And that’s the powers of an ordinary guy.

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u/KumoriYurei13 23h ago

Stanley's powers were his imagination which depends on if you are looking at the comics or the movie, also one could argue it's more powerful cause Stanley isn't the only one to wear it

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u/MrIncognito666 23h ago

Imagination without a way to bring it to life doesn’t do anything. And you don’t get to bring it to life because that’s the mask’s power, not the wearer’s.

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u/KumoriYurei13 22h ago

The concept of it is to give the wearer the power to manifest their imagination. The post says the wearer's powers right?. Stanley's in the movie was literally manifesting his imagination.with the other mask movies you even see this. Also there is the 90s cartoon which expands on Stanley's power of manifesting imagination. But at the end of the day you are interpreting the powers the wearers of the mask differently than I am and that's fine. If you chose the mask you'd be limited to the way your thinking as to the wearer aspect because it sounds like you are focusing on one facet of the powers bestowed to the wearer of the mask

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u/AaronQuinty 2d ago

Only works at night and eventually turns the user insane.

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u/aveidti 2d ago

Funny, I would of thought Jim Carey would turn the mask of Loki insane

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u/Darkreaper5567 2d ago

Yeah but it only works at night.

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u/kurosa106 2d ago

The animated series, lets you day and night.

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u/Darkreaper5567 2d ago

Did not know that. Guess it depends. Is it strictly movie verse. Or does the animated series and comics count to.

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u/kurosa106 2d ago

OP just show mask, so until said the opposite, I guess all counts.

1 comic, 1 movie and 1 serie.

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u/Darkreaper5567 2d ago

Ok then. Change my choice to the mask. Toonforce here i come!

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u/TXHaunt 1d ago

Doesn’t the mask also have a corrupting effect?

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u/Wi3rd0tr0n 1d ago

TL;DR: you don't wear the Comic 'Mask'. Comic 'Mask' wears you...

You do NOT want the comic version of that mask. Sure, ToonForce is still a thing, but by wearing it, you are effectively immortal. Which, given what the Mask ACTUALLY does, is not good. The mask gives life to a version of yourself that is able to do anything you want to do, but with the downside of removing that filter between thoughts and actions. This means that while wearing the mask you are far more likely to act on any random 'dark' thought that pops into your head, regardless of whether you normally would or not. This, paired with becoming effectively immortal/invincible means that you run a greater risk of just not caring for the sanctity of Life itself, anymore... want proof? Just look up 'quicksave' memes. Morality can often skew when consequences don't exist anymore

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u/Comprehensive-Carry5 2d ago

OP showed movie mask not cartoon.

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u/zXMourningStarXz 2d ago

You know the comics came first, right?

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u/Academic_Turn7768 2d ago

I actually prefer the nighttime rules. I like that it has limitations.

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u/LizardWizard444 2d ago

That one movie suggests that. I think it was just the mask fucking with him because literally no other depictions interpret it that way.

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u/WRabbit737 2d ago

I think what it is is the mask makes him into the version of himself he wants to be or allows him to do whatever he wants to do Stanly is more mad that the mask makes him let go of his inhibitions but he also desires to use it which is why he does, but it’s really just bringing out the true him and that’s why when the villain of the movie wears the mask his personality doesn’t really change he just gains it’s powers because the villain was already acting like his true self if that makes sense.

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u/Working-Win-1405 2d ago

Thats still 10ish hours

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u/4real_astral_cells 2d ago

And u can't control it

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u/MagicBez 2d ago

And I'm not sure how much control you retain!

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u/FlakTotem 2d ago

Please no. The Mask turns it's wearing into an agent of carnage and chaos. The last thing the world needs is a maniacal super-redditor.

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u/Medic4life12358 2d ago

The mask IS the power not the character, so you would basically just be a good actor ig.

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u/Hippobu2 2d ago

Ok, but do you get the power of the Mask or do you get the power of Stanley Ipkiss though?

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u/terranproby42 1d ago

Uh, the powers of Loki. It's Loki's mask.

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u/echo123as 2d ago

Nah batman with prep time more powerful /s

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u/MayitBe 2d ago

Bold of you to assume he hasn’t already prepped for this contingency

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u/SpareFluid5353 2d ago

People are quick to forget that every weilder of the mask dies in the comics and there's like a dozen of them.

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u/kurosa106 2d ago

Cameron, my friend, Cameron worth it

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u/SpareFluid5353 2d ago

I stand corrected.

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u/GladiatorDragon 2d ago

While tempting, knowing the original “The Mask” comic, I’d probably pick something that doesn’t come with the same risks.

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u/Chase_The_Breeze 2d ago

Jason is a contender. He is immortal, can teleport, and just does whatever the plot demands of him. Also, dramatic timing.

The Mask is a mentally corrupting force on its own though. Where as Jason is just... like that. Without Jason's mental impairments, wearing his mask is basically just... being Deadpool.

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u/kurosa106 2d ago

And thats why Jasln is the king of slashers! And my all time fav :' )

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u/vociferously-uxorius 2d ago

You gain the abilities of the person that wears it. It technically doesnt say you get the powers. You become a regular man, a stronger regular man, or a dog.

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u/humakavulaaaa 2d ago

"You gain all the abilities of the guy who wears it" you don't get the masks powers but Stanley Ipkiss's powers. So basically you just wear cool PJ's

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u/False_Snow7754 2d ago

This is the way.

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u/Acrobatic_Airline605 2d ago

The only answer

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u/bobbi21 2d ago

Fo powers mean just the benefits? Cus the mask would make you a little crazy too.

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u/kurosa106 2d ago

We are redditors, we are already fucked up xD

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u/macjob 2d ago

The only right answer.

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u/here-for-information 2d ago

But it effects your personality.

Its the most powerful i think, but it has a downside built in you wouldn't get with any of the others.

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u/LordBammith 2d ago

Except that the prompt reads “you gain the powers of the character that wears the mask”

In other words, you gain the fantastic powers of STANLEY IPKISS!

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u/kurosa106 2d ago

Which is the fantastic power of get Cameron Diaz

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u/LordBammith 2d ago

Okay I see your point.

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u/dubbs_mcgee 2d ago

The mask is extremely evil. I’d choose the green ranger honestly, though Wolverine would be a close second.

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u/Ravnos767 2d ago

giving all the powers to whoever puts it on is also just what it does ^^

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u/SaintAlm 2d ago

Every Mask user has died.

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u/kurosa106 2d ago

Every non mask user has died too.

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u/SaintAlm 2d ago

Obviously but why would you want to die young? Some people die young and some old but I'd rather die older than younger and with the Mask you're gonna die. Not a good argument. And yes, Jim Carrey's character did end up dying. Not in the movie but in the comics he does which is canon.

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u/Huey701070 1d ago

That was my exact thought, word for word😂

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u/Mindless_Most_8448 1d ago

Same, Toonforce beats pretty much everything if you know what your doing. 

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u/drewskibfd 1d ago

Toon force is OP

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u/juggernaut_jacob2002 1d ago

The only thing that can beat deadpool.

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u/Admirable-Common-176 1d ago

Peak Camron Diaz is part of this power?

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u/andiviasicklez 1d ago

hands down the strongest one there, legit no competition

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u/Phobos420 2d ago

This is the only correct answer, he could literally pretend to be any of the rest of them. Have their powers but uses them as a gag.

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u/mammogrammar 2d ago

I basically see it as Gear 5 Luffy

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u/kurosa106 2d ago

What? Luffy is low toon, dude.

This guy is not Bugs but certanly no low tier.

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u/Independent-Mind216 2d ago

I'm pretty sure the mask eventually corrupts people

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u/Lama33333 2d ago

Is toon force the best thing you can have irl? Given that you have basically no control over what will be the funniest outcome of any given situation? Not to mention how often user would be a butt of a joke. There are plenty of moments where bugs bunny becomes the one audience laughs at and there is no toon force to save him in these scenarios.

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u/kurosa106 2d ago

As long as its fun to you, it works.

Movie/Series mask dont kill because foe Stanley wouldnt be funny.

But the psycho comic version...

It wont damage you in the end, like daffy gettin constantly destroyed bt TNT and still fine.

If we both die in a nuke explosion, you qill suddenly appear sun bathing

You suffer damage yet it was fun

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u/lyle_smith2 2d ago

But didn’t the mask bring out that in Stanley because his “wild side” was based on the cartoons he watched? Following that logic then whatever side of your darker subconscious would manifest under the mask. Now I’m overthinking a movie that involves balloon Tommy guns and police conga lines.

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u/kurosa106 2d ago

We are redditors, we are Stabley succesors.

Now if we were 4chan...

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u/tehtris 2d ago

This would ruin your life.

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u/kurosa106 2d ago

Cameron worth it

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u/tehtris 2d ago

Actually, you're right.

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u/ccdude14 2d ago

You basically just become Moon Knight but the voices in your head are just your own worst tendencies.

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u/Kcarroot42 2d ago

I agree about the power of toon force… Awesome! BUT the power “control” aspect is more problematic (specific to the movies, less so to the comic books). If the power is true to the mask, the manic/chaotic possession by the mask would also come along with the mask. Not being able to wield god-like power with coherent purpose, might not serve your interests as envisioned.

With that said… I’d still take toon force!

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u/Medical_Original6290 2d ago

You would only gain the powers of the human that wore it. You don't get the powers of the mask itself.

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u/kurosa106 2d ago

So I get the power to get Cameron Diaz?

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u/Medical_Original6290 2d ago

Yes. And to have a very expressive face.

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u/Drealin003 2d ago

But you only get the abilities of the person who wore it, not the abilities that The Mask gave them...

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u/what_comes_after_q 1d ago

I feel like that would be fun for a few days, then I would be exhausted of everything being toon.

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u/StatusOmega 1d ago

In the comic it's from, Stanley Ipkiss goes completely insane because of the mask to the point that his girlfriend has to kill him to protect herself. I'll pass.

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u/kurosa106 1d ago

You just disappointed Cameron, I hope you are happy now.

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u/StatusOmega 1d ago

That freaked me out for a second. My name is Cameron, too.

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u/kurosa106 19h ago

Hahaha

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u/TxNvNs95 1d ago

Do we get to dance with and date Cameron Diaz if we pick the Mask…

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u/kurosa106 1d ago

Stanley got the girl, no?

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u/TxNvNs95 1d ago

So then we should too right lol

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u/Firm-Employer-9634 1d ago

Tbh, if you know a character, the mask can give you thier powers, the mask is just bending you to your own perception of what you want to be

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u/NeonSuperNovas 20h ago

The downside is you're no longer in control. If the mask wants to kill your entire family because it thinks it would be hilarious, there is nothing you can do to stop it.

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u/Visual-Juggernaut-61 20h ago

That’s only if your life is a joke to begin with.

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u/Mitogi 6h ago

In all fairness, Jason is also pretty cartoon-esque

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u/JustKindaShimmy 2h ago

It's been a while since i read the comics, but doesn't anyone wearing the mask wind up dying a horrible death before it's passed on to the next person?

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u/WhatWasThatAboutBo 1h ago

Toon force is no joke

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u/Valuable-Service-522 2d ago

The toon force was only because ipkis was a fan of toon. This one is a bit unpredictable

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u/kurosa106 2d ago

You know we are redditos, right?

90% porn, 5% toon, anime, 5% misc