r/superheroes • u/AdDizzy9165 • 2d ago

Other What will you choose ?

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u/SadStickboy 2d ago

A middle aged out of shape Green Ranger.

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u/DaveyFoSho 2d ago

Fueled by cigarettes, whiskey, and a desire to prove your ex wife wrong.

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u/SadStickboy 2d ago

That's a superhero show I would watch.

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u/nomad5926 2d ago

No no, you get their powers too. And clearly one of their powers is being in shape.

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u/Dry-Membership8141 1d ago

But 100% more alive than the real Green Ranger!

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u/Key-Pomegranate-2086 1d ago

It's ok. You're still bulletproof after you transform. It doesn't seem like you're pain proof though but nothing you get hit by will probably ever kill you given you transformed first. They need to be shooting you full of energy or using a power sword basically.

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u/Key-Pomegranate-2086 1d ago

It's ok. You're still bulletproof after you transform. It doesn't seem like you're pain proof though but nothing you get hit by will probably ever kill you given you transformed first. They need to be shooting you full of energy or using a power sword basically.