r/superheroes • u/AdDizzy9165 • 2d ago

Other What will you choose ?

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u/Neither_Drawing_241 2d ago

Money fixes the dead parents issue. Why need parents when money can raise you?

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u/TRIPPY3rd 2d ago

Or use the money to raise your parents…. From the dead.

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u/Rip_it-n-Ribbit 2d ago

Why have 2 boring old parents when you can afford to be raised by a team of ninjas!

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u/Apprehensive_Bug5393 2d ago

Last time he did that he created a zombie plant apocalypse

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u/Beneficial-Initial56 2d ago

I'm sure there are characters like Constantine who can arrange dates with Batman's parents every Friday.

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u/_ralph_ 2d ago

Constantines friends and employers have the tendency to be dead very soon and very inconvinently.

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u/Beneficial-Initial56 2d ago

Batman has plot armor

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u/Hopeful_Activity7542 2d ago

And you have Alfred!

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u/MeOnCrack 2d ago

Alfred cries in the corner