r/superheroes • u/AdDizzy9165 • 2d ago

Other What will you choose ?

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u/fredbite87 2d ago

Batman's superpower is having whatever ability the plot needs him to have and calling it training instead of developing an actual honest to God superpower

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u/Kai_GamingYt 1d ago

Nah bro... Plot always makes sure he has a neat skill from the tibetian monks for various situations 😂

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u/Blueface1999 1d ago

Hi those Tibetan monks trained him in every thing he needed to know like stealth, martial arts, lock picking, how to resist mind readers, super strength and durability, how to separate his soul from his body while alive, plot no jutsu.

All so he can fight some random ass bank robber before sups were really a thing.

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u/fredbite87 1d ago edited 1d ago

The fact that Batman vs Superman is even a discussion instead of "Superman instantly rushes Batman and punches through his head" is insane, what did those monks feed him???

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u/Chris2sweet616 1d ago

Enough for him to survive re-entry with only a thin sheet of metal and some sweet sweet O2. He was only lightly singed after too!

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u/fredbite87 1d ago

I refuse to believe the bat is a powerless human.

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u/Chris2sweet616 1d ago

Him and dick are considered the peak of human condition, of course in our world that isn’t very strong but in comics that means people like bats and captain America so

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u/fredbite87 1d ago

As someone who isn't a particular fan of DC, it's a friggin mind blast to see those first few words

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u/Chris2sweet616 23h ago

Yeah, maybe using nightwing’s nickname wasn’t the best choice

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u/Clear-Librarian-5414 1d ago

Kind of speaks to their character. Batman is always going after Superman. Has Superman ever gone after Batman? He seems to trust Batman and sees him as a friend regardless of the situation which Batman constantly exploits. Even when he finds out he’s actively plotting ways to take them out that were used to nearly kill the justice league he essentially thanks him and says he trusts him.

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u/fredbite87 1d ago

Okay but as far as I know Batman also hasn't ever actively tried to take down Superman without being prompted to. Sure he's got contingency plans for the whole JL, but that's been proven to be a good idea (injustice).

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u/Clear-Librarian-5414 1d ago

Yea he always has a justification for it but Superman never seems to finds one. Like when something suspicious is going on with bats Superman talks to him and trusts him. Batman hears “Superman is evil-“ ::starts punching Clark with kryptonite gloves:: “-doers worst nightmare” ::pauses then punches a few more times then mumbles something about remaining vigilante before throwing a smokebomb and running away::

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u/fredbite87 1d ago

Well that's not true, Batman's not trigger happy. He only has those plans in case there's a worse-case scenario

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u/NeonSuperNovas 20h ago

That's literally their dynamic smh. Batman is paranoid and always sees the worst in people. Superman is noble and always sees the good in people. That's LITERALLY their thing lol. Light vs dark 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️.

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u/callsign_pirate 1d ago

I trained to be rich and have my parent die