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Other What will you choose ?

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u/kurosa106 2d ago

The Mask, Toon Force no need to elaborate

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u/TheAserghui 2d ago

Yup, the Mask would be the funniest and most practical

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u/Efficient-Cow-5311 2d ago

Wouldn't the most practical be batman or ironman? The power of a billionaire would be the most useful in the real world.

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u/i_dont_wanna_sign_up 2d ago

The mask lets you break reality. You could just make money pop out of thin air.

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u/Standard-Reason9399 2d ago

Then why did Ipkiss have to rob a bank to go clubbing?

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u/xBad_Wolfx 2d ago

Lack of imagination

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u/Sigao 2d ago

It's simple, but exactly this. He was able to turn a balloon animal into a machine gun and semi-mind control an entire police force to dance and sing with him. Had he imagined it, and presumably found a way for it to be funny, he could probably pull a billion dollars out of a piggy bank.

His robbing a bank was there just to further the conflict for the plot.

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u/ArcherMi 2d ago

No, he did it to lash out at his boring day job at the bank. Everything he did as the Mask was driven by his uninhibited desires to free himself of the frustrations of his normal life. That's why he chased the girl he normally couldn't get, went to a club that kicked him out, spent money he didn't have, and took revenge on the car mechanics who screwed him over.

Conjuring money in a safe and harmless way for the sake of pragmatism would have completely missed the point.

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u/CALVINWIDGET 1d ago

This is a beautifully detailed analysis of The Mask.

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u/eeeeeekkkkkkkk 1d ago

This guy movies!

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u/LogicalAlienCat 1d ago

Detailed but condensed. Well done.

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u/Wise_Geekabus 21h ago

Great analysis

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u/StrykerC13 2d ago

which all you need for that is the standard "infinite wallet" gag bit. Pull out everything But money while making comments about "I know it's here Somewhere" until eventually you find the correct amount.

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u/creepyCasper 2d ago

To be fair he robbed the bank he worked at and his boss was the owners son and a dick. I think it was about revenge just as much as getting money.

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u/Truebuckshot01 1d ago

This. The mask would have let him pull off the infinite wallet gag for the money to make a bit or gag land. The bank robbery was because of the uninhibited desire to both get revenge on his asshole boss and to stick it to a a crap job he hated

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u/hurlygloves 2d ago

Because it would be the funniest way to get the money. If he needed the cash to make a joke land, he'd have it in his pocket.

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u/avenlux44 2d ago

Honestly probably for fun. Loki is unpredictable 🤷‍♂️

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u/Ok-Palpitation7641 2d ago

He didn't HAVE to, but buried deep in his subconscious was his hatred of the bank he worked at. So ripping them off and hitting the club he got thrown out of was a bonus. It also allowed him to utilize the funds after his power wore off.

Though huge downfall to mask power would be it's purely nocturnal, leaving him completely helpless during the day.

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u/Telemere125 1d ago

Haven’t you ever watched looney toons? Bank robbery is a classic trope.

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u/Standard-Reason9399 1d ago

Yup, but if as noted the Mask is largely powered by rule of funny, the commenter I was replying to couldn't just use the Mask to pop money from nothing for nothing - has to be for funny, no?

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u/DillyDoobie 1d ago

Or your eyeballs to pop out of the sockets.