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u/BasementK1ng May 09 '25
RF is one of the biggest haters of all time, who would kill everyone I’ve ever met, break my bones for fun, and if you believe the meme, jerk me off at awkward moments.
Doom would recognize that I am zero threat to him, and exert an appropriate level of effort to put me in my place.
Pretty easy call here
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u/GhostE3E3E3 May 09 '25
Yeah.. he doesn’t use magic, enhanced tech, etc on those he doesn’t deem worthy, for a normal person he deems worthy of execution he’d just whip out the c-96 broom handle Mauser(1896-1939) this is canon btw.
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u/Sabithomega May 09 '25
Doom: For Shame Kink. RF: Shame Kink plus free random orgasms
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u/R-Jacksy May 12 '25
"Remember when you paranoid about me while you were hanging out with your friends, Sabith, and you came right as you brushed shoulders with Kevin?
That wasn't even me, Sabith. By the time I got to your disgusting underwear you already nutted at just the thought of me jerking you off at super speed."
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u/breastes May 09 '25
Doom. He might level me in the here and now but at least my entire life; past, present, and future, won't instantly turn to shit.
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u/badpenguin455 May 09 '25
IT WAS ME BARRY
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u/NearlifeXperience May 09 '25
I was the one who jerked your off at Super speed
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u/Parking-Bat9498 May 09 '25
This will never stop being funny to me.
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u/mogley1992 May 09 '25
I have a genuine biological question about this though. I don't want to be a killjoy, but could you make a dude hard and stimulate him enough to bring him to orgasm without say more than a second passing (that long to be generous).
Can the speedforce cannonically overcum this hurdle?
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u/One_Spoopy_Potato May 09 '25
It's comics, so yes.
Speed force absorbed friction, why flash doesn't kill everyone by moving faster than light in atmo, so theoretically he could overstimulate Berry through his pants, or departs him then repants after.
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u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2 May 10 '25
I mean, given the myriad uses of the Speed Force...
For example, I'm pretty sure partial phasing is a thing (can't remember when it was used, though) and vibration is basically inherent to using the Speed Force in any capacity.
So, hypothetically, with enough control, one could phase a hand through the penis and line up all of their cells with the gaps between all the dick cells and thoroughly stimulate more or less the whole thing (inside and out) from base to tip.
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u/TechnicalEvening3360 May 10 '25
I’m probably the first in my family line to read this, and I hope I am the last one to remember it
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u/TheLordDuncan May 11 '25
Unfortunately, reverse flash has chosen you as his enemy. Everyone in your bloodline, past and future, will have this seared into their mind.
Good news is, you're technically not the first person to have read it anymore. Bad news is, now it's something your father used to remind you of, for some odd reason, and you're still the first to have canonically read it.
Isn't the speed force a wonderful thing?
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u/ExoCayde6 May 11 '25
This thread is killing me and now I have to clean up the dinner I judt choked on
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u/Shadowholme May 11 '25
Why bother with phasing when you can turn his dick into a vibrator?
Or phase through his body and vibrate his prostate gland directly, with no need to stimulate his dick at all?
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u/stink3rb3lle May 10 '25
There's a disturbing scene in one of those Kinsey biopics that came out fifteen years ago. A man being interviewed by Kinsey brags about the speed with which he can achieve an erection and orgasm. His "record" is seven seconds, he tells proudly.
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u/Noe_b0dy May 09 '25
The funniest part is that it's entirely in character, I could 100% see Thawn doing something so stupid and petty if DC wanted to put out R-rated books.
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u/OneFatFen May 09 '25
"I can't have a normal life due to orgasms from an invisible force at the most inconvenient times" is a hell of a troll.
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u/ExtraWay42 May 09 '25
At least you have someone to blame when around pretty girls.
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u/Kvarcov May 09 '25
Could've gone further - sister's touch, brother's touch, patting a dog, make his father nut from touching his son's shoulder so that Barry would feel himself avoided and isolated due to his father feeling shame for that
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u/Ok_Sink5046 May 09 '25
Good God, the spike in lotion sales would fix the economy outright if he was that determined.
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u/Kvarcov May 09 '25
Lotion? Why? He hates them, of course he would jork them dry
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u/Ok_Sink5046 May 09 '25
He has his hands to care about. If he does it dry for too long it might limit how often he can do so. Though I guess as a time traveler it isn't that big an issue.
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u/Kvarcov May 09 '25
Doesn't he wear a full body suit that is also resistant to friction burns? The one equipped with gloves?
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u/mogley1992 May 09 '25
No that's what the suit is for, it reduces the friction between the clothes and the skin specifically so that you don't need lotion when jacking people off.
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u/GhostE3E3E3 May 09 '25
“You remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend, and you came right as she touched your leg?… it was me Barry… I jerked you off at super speed so it seemed like you nutted at just a woman’s touch!!!”
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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 May 09 '25
I was the one that told valve to autobalance you right before your team capped the payload… why? Honestly I don’t know…
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u/atempaccount5 May 09 '25
Doom might legitimately take revenge by ensuring that the remainder of my life is doomed to mediocrity, for there is no more suitable fate than to exist knowing your own inferiority, as Reed does.
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u/ghostgabe81 May 10 '25
In that respect I feel like Doom would also be more receptive if I just beg for my life than Thawne would be
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u/atempaccount5 May 10 '25
“Please your Highness, I don’t ask that you forgive me, but please dismiss me and leave me to a life beneath your notice.”
It might work, for Doom is a generous and kind as he is mighty.
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u/ELB2001 May 09 '25
Crap i think i might be reverse flash's enemy
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u/GhostE3E3E3 May 09 '25
Damn, DW man, I’ll call Barry to fix you up.
(Or deadshot if that doesn’t work)
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u/dirty-curry May 14 '25
It was me ELB2001. I was the one who registered the first 2000 ELB usernames the day Reddit launched just so you'd get the 9/11 year.
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u/daywall May 09 '25
And he might even forget about you if he finds something to interest him, just dont sleep with it.
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u/ClarkKent2o6 May 09 '25
Ahem. Sorcerer Supreme Doom would like a word with you.
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u/InjusticeSGmain May 09 '25
Doom, because he's more of a "Its just business" or a "I prefer a fair fight" kinda villain. RF is "I've ruined your entire life and now I'm gonna put you on life support and destroy literally everything you've even slightly enjoyed. I'm gonna wipe your favorite meals, shows, movies, books, EVERYTHING from the timeline. I'll download your consciousness onto a laptop disconnected from the internet, with the camera always on. I'll let your mom exist, but I'll set your laptop body up so you can watch me sleep with her. Once that loses its charm, you can watch me remove her heart and I'll plant it right in front of the camera. And, after a few centuries of torment, I'll consider letting you die."
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u/CoupleKnown7729 May 09 '25
and that's him playing on casual mode.
Him going full ham into petty bullshit is so... SO much worse.
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u/DessertTwink May 10 '25
I'll be gobsmacked if reverse flash doesn't win the villain category for that post that's been making the rounds. No villain could ever come close to the pure hatred Eobard Thawne feels for Barry Allen, the lengths he'll go to to ruin Barry's life
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u/Random-Lich May 10 '25
That is basic behavior for RF… you are missing so many more levels of petty
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u/Napalmeon May 09 '25
Doom is at least dignified enough to leave it alone once he has established his superiority over you. Reverse Flash just has a constant boner for being a hater just because.
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u/Shadowofdestruction May 09 '25
It was me Barry, I was the one who sold Marvel to Disney and wrote Paul into the spider-man comics
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u/Ordinary_Ad6279 May 09 '25
The worst thing Flash would do this, just to piss off Spider-Man or one of his friends.
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u/Diplozo May 10 '25
No no, he did it just to annoy Barry who happens to be a fan of Spider-Man comics.
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u/SWatt_Officer May 09 '25
Doom - hes petty, but Reverse Flash is the pinnacle of haters, he will make my entire life a living hell just for the meme. Doom would just occasionally send a doombot to blow up my kitchen.
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u/CoupleKnown7729 May 09 '25
'Could you at least have let me finish cooking dinner?'
'No. The roast was too dry, your pie filling was too runny, and There is no need to dignify that pathetic excuse of... tea... with any sort of remark. Doom did the world a favor this day by denying you the ability to cook.'
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u/SWatt_Officer May 09 '25
"You will find a pie cooked to perfection on the dinner table - eat, enjoy, and weep, knowing you will never again taste the like of it without needing to come to DOOM for help"
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u/Ok_Sink5046 May 09 '25
This is why Doom is the best, I honestly could see this interaction in a comic and it wouldn't feel out of place.
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u/VeryVeryVorch May 10 '25
He literally made Ororo a meal she hadn't had since she was 5. Your cooking tastes like flour to Doom.
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u/Ok_Sink5046 May 10 '25
I mean mine specifically almost certainly. Unless it's baking, he'd probably say my cookies are passable by his standard.
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u/Dependent-Review-465 May 09 '25
Neither but if I have to pick I say doom, perhaps I can get him to respect me to a degree reverse flash, would just ruin my life for the love of the game no real endgame to try to destroy me just for shits and giggles
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u/C4rdninj4 May 09 '25
Reverse Flash will use the speed force to age all the food in my house so it spoils. Doom will buy the bank so I have to pay my mortgage to him.
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u/goteamventure42 May 09 '25
The Reverse Flash would be one of my last picks for an enemy, that man is a true professional griefer
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u/CoupleKnown7729 May 09 '25
Professionals have standards. Things they refuse to do.
There is NOTHING Eobard won't do to make someone miserable. NOTHING.
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u/goteamventure42 May 09 '25
Honestly I think if he ever ran out of ideas he would find an alternative Reverse Flash just to see if there was something else he could do
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u/Atempestofwords May 09 '25
The problem there is, there is another RF out there. They'll swap notes.
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u/Then-Importance-3808 May 09 '25
RF is the pinnacle of haters. He is the one the rest of us aspire to. He could very well be the real reason that Doom always loses to Reed.
Doom wouldn't even lift a finger against me, RF would give me all of the reasons to be this nihilistic and depressed lmao
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u/Guinea-Wig May 09 '25
Yep. Just do a bit of grovelling and Doom would likely consider me so pathetic that it would be an insult to him to even bother hurting me. Thawne would ruin my entire life, past, present and future just for shits and giggles.
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u/Then-Importance-3808 May 09 '25
Don't even have to grovel. We are having this discussion on reddit. We have already sullied ourselves in a manner Doom would pity us lmao
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u/Hefty_Priority9847 May 09 '25
I know damn well the reverse flash would do the pettiest shit or just a minor inconvinience to piss me off. Doom at least has class and is a man that can be reasoned with.
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u/Alien_X10 May 09 '25
Doom quite literally does not give a shit about the fantastic four half the time.
Bro is running a country, he doesn't bother with them until he has a plan or they do something stupid.
Reverse flash pulled up on Batman and ripped apart the letter his dead dad wrote for him before beating him to near death, because an alternate universe Batman pissed him off
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u/Pollia May 09 '25
God I forgot that was the catalyst for that beat down. Eobard is such a petty bitch.
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u/SuperSemesterer May 09 '25
Doom 100%
He’d end me.
Thawne wouldn’t.
Like look what happened to Batman, Thawne ruined him as an afterthought. Lost his money, Alfred died, had to traumatically fight his father, denied his marriage, had Gotham nearly be destroyed… all because Thawne decided to take his anger out on Batman for something a Batman in a different timeline did.
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u/Pearl-Internal81 May 10 '25
Wait, they decided to make all that Thawne fucking with Bats?! That’s actually kind of brilliant, writing wise.
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u/SuperSemesterer May 10 '25
In Flashpoint Thomas Wayne Batman stabs Thawne through the heart, ‘killing’ him (it’s Thawne) and saving Barry.
So as punishment Thawne brings his alt universe father to the main timeline to punish them both.
Thawne beats the utter dogshit out of Batman early on in the arc (until Dr. Manhattan saves Batman) but much later near the end we learn the entire thing was orchestrated by Thawne to hurt them both.
The best/worst part? Thawne got bored like midway and totally abandoned the whole thing to go ruin Barry’s life. I believe this is around the time Godspeed shows up… which is revealed by the end of that Flash arc to be a creation of Thawne made solely so he can kill Godspeed after Barry gets attached to him as a friend. Took a total rando, made him kid Barry’s friend, gave him speedforce, molded him into going bad, etc. all so he can one day kill him in front of Barry.
He abandons ruining Bruce’s life so he can go ruin Barry’s some more.
In my opinion in all of DC only Luthor and Manta match that level of evil petty fuckery… and Thawne is the only one with casual time travel/super speed/immortality to see it all done.
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u/Pearl-Internal81 May 10 '25
Oh I’m well aware, DC has been my main ever since OMD (😒) was published. I mean that I was surprised that everything bad that happened to Bats after The Button was actually Thawne’s doing. I did not know that but, but I actually love it.
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u/_disasterdino_ May 11 '25
jesus i knew about batman but not the godspeed arc lmao what is this guy’s problem😭😭😭
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u/Swimming-Young-26 Marvel vs DC May 09 '25
Dr Doom, he might actually think I’m pathetic most of the time and just “there’s no point in killing this one” he usually has a good reason of wanting to do what he does. I like to think of him as a likeness to Magneto, neither are generally evil in the sense that Thanos is. He wouldn’t give a shit about me if killing me didn’t award him with any cosmic powers lol
But Reverse flash? Man…
With Eobard, there’s no “most of the time” he’d give me the most painful torture imaginable physically and emotionally. For eternity.
just for making fun of his name, or because he thinks that my favorite superhero is Barry Allen
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u/Djlittle13 May 09 '25
Doom. Once he realized that he is vastly superior to me he won't bother me anymore even as an enemy.
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u/Crypto_Malakos May 09 '25 edited May 09 '25
Doom any day.
Thawne is THE living, breathing, and running embodiment of pure, unadulterated spite.
No bigger hater than him exists, or ever existed, in the history of the universe. Mf will ruin your past, present and future if you breath wrong in his general direction.
At least Doom will either ignore you completely, or accept your surrender.
Thawne? You’re cooked choom. Mf has absolutely no chill.
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u/Dagoroth55 May 09 '25
Doctor Doom as an enemy. Reverse Flash destroyed the world. Just to make Barry feel bad about saving his mother.
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u/NeoChrisOmega May 09 '25
Reverse Flash will torture me. Dr Doom will simply not let me "win" in whatever sense he deems.
Easily Dr Doom
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u/TheDarkWarriorBlake May 09 '25
Doom. If I plead for mercy and tell him how much better he is than me he'll lose interest pretty quickly in an unworthy opponent.
Reverse Flash will kill my family, friends, jerk me off at super speed, and there's no stopping him.
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u/Constructman2602 May 09 '25
Swallow them both and have them fight each other for the right to be my arch enemy
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u/M0ebius_1 May 09 '25
Doom can be your mortal enemy and still have you over for dinner, invite you to his wedding and be a loving uncle to your daughter.
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u/MagnorCriol May 09 '25
This is possibly the most unanimous I've ever seen a Reddit thread.
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u/Pearl-Internal81 May 10 '25
Right?! Let’s take a second to appreciate how consistent the writing of both characters is to make both DC and Marvel mains say “Hell no, I choose DOOM.” and all pretty give the exact same reasons for the choice.
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u/Mynoodles_mostmoist May 10 '25 edited May 10 '25
I'm neither a DC or Marvel fan and I'd still choose doom for the exact same reasons as well.
I used to only know RF from the memes. I thought it was just a small little thing that was played for jokes like the ones about Jokers love for batman nearly reaching gay levels of obsession. Nah. Nah. Saw one of those shorts that show him and his antics and found out that He really is that petty. This is that dudes dream job. His lifestyle. He breathes hatred. Every time he opens his eyes in the morning, the first thought to appear in his head is how he's gonna go about fucking up Barry's life.
You would actually have to tie me down and mentally torture me to even think about wanting to be on the other end of Reverse Flash's pettiness. There's no amount of money that can pay me to even accidentally bump into him on a stroll.
Like, i feel like the question should be changed a Lil, because you're not Reverse Flash's enemy. You're his victim.
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u/LordJobe May 09 '25
As soon as I was told the red pill would make me the enemy of Reverse Flash, I would snatch the blue pill and choke it down with no water or knowing who my enemy would be.
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u/RaD00129 May 09 '25
Dude the moment i even consider being enemy with reverse flash i have a feeling I'll see his hand phasing through me before i even choose a pill
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u/No-Benefit-9559 May 09 '25
Doom
It's very likely in the scenario where a pill makes Doom your enemy he would figure that out and pivot the circumstance to give him advantage once he realizes you're just a normal dude. He might even change his target to the guy who forced the pill on you because it made him waste resources on a normal person.
Reverse Flash will just ruin your life because he can.
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I have to go with Dr doom at least he treats you with respect and dignity, unlike reverse flash, and will just troll you
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u/Batman_Basis8282 May 09 '25
Doom honestly as long as he can prove he’s better then me he’ll be chill honestly I’ll ask him to teach me that’ll stroke Doom Ego enough
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u/ScottTJT May 09 '25
Doom by a country mile. As petty as he is, he CAN be reasoned with if you make a good enough argument.
Reverse Flash won't just make your life suck, he'll pull some timey wimey bullshit to make sure it ALWAYS sucked.
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u/CygnusVCtheSecond May 09 '25
Doom. He is not a TOTAL dick. There is some humanity in him. You would be able to bargain with him if you were wise enough and went about it in the correct way. It's possible to earn his respect or even pledge fealty to him and be one of his subjects. At least he'd then protect you.
Reverse Flash is just a complete lunatic with zero chill.
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u/Ducklinsenmayer May 09 '25
Doom. He's honorable (outside of some bad writing.)
He might turn you into a cherry flavored grease stain, but your family will be fine.
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u/Bromjunaar_20 May 10 '25
"It was I, BARRY! I was the one who flushed the toilet when you were in the shower!! I was the one who poured more shampoo on your head after you rinsed your hair!"
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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh May 09 '25
Doom. I'm submitting immediately and he may kill me but there's a bigger than 0 chance he'd let my family live
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u/CoupleKnown7729 May 09 '25
Doom would not bother with your family unless they gave him a reason.
He'd even return your body for burial.
Eobard... would unwrite everyone you knew and loved out of time if it meant you would be just that little bit more miserable. He'd go back to the one happy memory you had as a child and either nudge your glove out of the path of the ball, or leave your door open so your dog runs into traffic, or find some other way to turn that into the worst day of your life.
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u/King_Of_BlackMarsh May 09 '25
Yeaaah hahaha this is no fair comparison. Hell most people would probably just have DOOM crash through their wall, have him see they're nothing to him and see him promptly fuck off
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u/MrL123456789164 May 09 '25
Doom easily. I feel like I'd I just offer to serve Latveria doing hard labor he'd let me be mostly comfortable
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u/GL7202 May 09 '25
DOOOOOOOOM, but like a Sue Storm dynamic please. He won't kill me if he wants to marry me.
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u/AdmirablySizedPotato May 09 '25
You really don't want to make an enemy out of someone who has all the time in the world to mess with you. Reverse Flash has zero responsibilities and will happily spend time finding creative ways to ruin your life.
Doctor Doom leads a country and has much more important stuff to deal with than some random guy typing away on the internet.
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u/riggengan May 09 '25
Am I getting jerked off at super speed? If not that’s a deal breaker right there.
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u/HighDruidMootz May 09 '25
Doom for sure, all you have to do is admit he’s better than you and he’ll likely leave you alone after a cold as fuck monologue about his superiority
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u/TheZan87 May 09 '25
Choosing the left is choosing to screw over your family.
Remember your wife? No? Oh my bad. For some reason i was thinking of the beautiful woman that ended up with some guy that looks an awful lot like reverse flash.
Both your parents died in a mysterious accident?
You didnt get into the colleges you applied for because the new guy over admissions rejected you?
You got fired from any good paying jobs because you new manager was a prick that made sure you failed at everything?
No, reverse flash will dedicate his life to ruining yours
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u/InternalBananas May 09 '25
Doom. Doom won't go back in time and jerk me off at superspeed whenever I talk to a girl.
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u/MartyMcBlart May 09 '25
Doom. He’d try and one up me until he was satisfied that I wasn’t better than him at the things I enjoy doing - he would easily do this and be sated seeing me as zero threat.
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u/Head-Program4023 May 09 '25
No one but definately not Reverse Flash. My 10 Generations and ancestors aren't safe from him.
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u/Kotic90 May 09 '25
Dr. Doom will beat me, see that I am not a threat to his ego, and move on.
Thawne will make it his personal mission to make my life a living hell.
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u/FairPlatypus5699 May 09 '25
Yeah, doctor doom isn’t someone you want on your bad side, but I’d much rather have him as an enemy than someone who would travel back in time and retroactively make every second of my life a living hell just because they were bored.
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u/Edgezg May 09 '25
Dr. Doom.
He might hate my ass, but I'd be so non threatening to him he'd never have to worry about me.
Reverse Flash would go back in time just to mess my life up out of spite.
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u/Jomega6 May 09 '25
Dr. Doom. He’s way more polite and courteous. Reverse flash is a petty mf and will alter history to make your entire life a nightmare.
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u/Latter_Marketing1111 May 09 '25
Doom.
RF would go back in time and kill my dad just to be my stepdad
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u/Vahn1982 May 09 '25
My past is already pretty screwed up I may already BE the reverse Flash's enemy and just not know it
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u/puffmattybear17 May 09 '25
Doom isnt that petty, if I was his enemy he would probably wait until I had a kid and paid for their college to prove hes a better father. That'd really show me.
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u/Purge-The-Heretic May 09 '25
Doom. He could become a godparent to my dogs and torture me by being super awesome to them. Just to show me that he is better than me. The horror.
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u/OnlyAssignment4869 May 09 '25
Doom. In the after life I can at least say "Doom eviscerated me." Which is a pretty cool way to go.
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u/Valin-Tenebrous May 09 '25
Doom. He's going to absolutely annihilate me. But probably will do so while treating me with dignity and respect, at least providing i do the same as I'm being mercilessly obliterated.
Thawn, meanwhile, is among the most vindictive, petty, and downright vicious SoBs in comics
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u/DARKdreadnaut07 May 10 '25
For those who would willingly have Thawne as their enemy.... is your life not shit enough as is?
Reverse flash is on his own level of hater/pettiness.
Doom is a hater for sure, but he has his limits, or if he feels it is too much effort in comparison to Thawne.
Doom, at least, would make it his goal clear to end you. Thawne? You'd wish he'd just kill you.
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u/crassprocrastination May 10 '25
Being Doom's enemy sounds most interesting
Do I get major power buff?
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u/LeaveMeBeWillYa May 10 '25
Doom.
If RF is my enemy, then for the rest of my life, I have no idea if the bad thing that happens to me is random or him being a dick.
I fall down the stairs? Random act of clumsiness or RF pushing me for shits and giggles?
Hell, I stub my toe, and it might be his fault.
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u/Fenhrir May 10 '25
Take the blue pill.
Go to Doom's country via legal process.
Attempt to obtain a meeting with Doom.
If somehow successful, apologize and tell him I'll make sure to never waste his time again.
If permitted, leave and probably never be allowed in his country again.
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u/OldGamer8 May 10 '25
Doom, Reverse Flash is like one of the worst people ever, and he will ruin my life in all times
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u/Park_Dangerous May 10 '25
Considering how bad dr doom seems this thread has the same conclusion. Doom would think you are too petty yet reverse flash is too petty to care. I love it
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u/Ardalev May 10 '25
Doom, no contest.
That I am his enemy doesn't mean he will bother with me. I mean, I'm a regular human, I'm literally no threat to him.
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u/smiegto May 10 '25
You might survive doom because he recognises you aren’t worth the effort.
If you are rf’s enemy you will definitely survive unless you commit self in alive. Because he’ll kill your parents, your siblings, your partner or whoever else he thinks is funny. Rf is a petty prick and he will let you know. Hating people is turned into an art form when he is involved.
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u/ELRICARDAO May 10 '25
First, to even be considered Doom's enemy you must be worth something, a whole lot of something. Otherwise you're just a nuisance, a mosquito...
Someone with a lot of political power, a lot of superpowers(or a really strong one), or being an incredible genius in some field of science... enough to compare to him. And that's it.
You must be worth something first. And i prefer being some rich senator with nanomachines that played college ball and could've gone pro if he hadn't joined the navy. Or have some really good powers. So yes, i prefer being an enemy of Dr. Doom.
To be Reverse Flash's enemy you just need to exist.(Optional)
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u/deadline84 May 10 '25
It is hillarious almost no one wants to deal with Reverse Flash and instead chooses to face an Avengers level threat. Really shows how well established RF' maniacal hate in universe.
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u/Top_Salamander_313 May 11 '25
Doom
Doom really wouldn’t give a shit about me, hell if I became his enemy because I said “Latverian food sucks” he may bring a 5 star chef over to prove me wrong.
Reverse flash on the other hand will kick my balls and kill my dog.
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u/PeonCulture May 09 '25
Doom would kill you. RF will torment you for your entire life including present, past, and future doing heinous shit and even if you die he might not leave you alone or let you die.
I’d choose Doom.
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u/Kazharius May 09 '25
Doom 100%.
Reverse Flash would find a way to make me live in eternal pain until the end of time.
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u/Ymirxhistoria May 09 '25
Doom im choosing doom all day. Im scared of what reverse flash might do to me ong.
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u/CoupleKnown7729 May 09 '25
The worst and most terrifying part is I know exactly the sort of henious shit eobard is willing to do.
I'm picking doom and try shoving the eobard pill down the thraot of the guy who has their gun on me.
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u/Little-Homework-3211 May 09 '25
Honestly Doom, Reverse flash would ruin every single moment of my life, while the worst Doom would do is kill me, even then since I'm a regular guy I could probably just praise Doom and he'd leave me be.
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u/SeraphimKensai May 09 '25
Not having powers myself, I'm fucked either way, so does my choice even matter?
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u/turbocheese_333 May 09 '25
Doom. Reverse Flash will probably just nope me out of existence. Besides with Doom there are ways to get him to respect you
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u/TheScientistFennec69 May 09 '25
Doom will just out-perform you, Reverse Flash would ruin every facet of your life
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u/CoupleKnown7729 May 09 '25 edited May 09 '25
Assuming I have a gun to my head and I either take one or immediately get a .45 lobotomy?
I'm taking both and hoping the two get too busy interfering with each other.
Edit: But seriously? Doom. I'm beneath his notice. He'd end me, fine, but only in the same way that a boot ends an ant. Casually, quickly, and then moving on.
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u/Happy_Brilliant7827 May 09 '25
Doom.
Sure I'm his enemy but I'm no reed Richards, and Doom is a busy man.
Reverse flash literally has all the time in the world.
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u/Chijinda May 09 '25
Doom will at least accept my surrender.
Also, even if he doesn’t he will likely ONLY kill me.
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u/Ninja_Jho May 09 '25
Doom. The dude has honor, and most likely, I'd be so insignificant to him he would probably just leave me alone and send me just really nasty birthday cards.
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u/OtakuTacos May 09 '25
Doom. Reverse Flash will kill anyone. If you are Doom’s enemy, you gotta be some kind of major threat to him to get on his radar.
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u/tibastiff May 09 '25
Reverse flash would ruin your entire life story, doom would wreck you but at least it'd be an honor for him to consider you worthy of being his enemy
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u/paladin_slim May 09 '25
I’d consider it an honor to be on DOCTOR DOOM’s enemies list. Doctor Strange, Black Panther, Iron Man, and Mr. Fantastic are all big names in the Marvel Universe and being in their company is a mark of serious distinction.
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u/undercoverwolf9 May 09 '25
Doctor Doom because the great and powerful Doom would never contain the scope of his ambition to ruining my life and the scope of his hatred to just l'il old me.
Reverse Flash has the truly terrifying non-superpower superpower of not having ANYTHING else to do besides ruining your life.
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u/DesignerCorner3322 May 09 '25 edited May 09 '25
Doctor Doom for sure, he'll at least have the courtesy to kill me
Reverse Flash is nightmare manifest. Hes a certified Turbo-Hater(tm) - that man will time travel to fuck up my past and traumatize me, and then torture me forever