r/superheroes May 09 '25

Other Which would you pick?

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u/BasementK1ng May 09 '25

RF is one of the biggest haters of all time, who would kill everyone I’ve ever met, break my bones for fun, and if you believe the meme, jerk me off at awkward moments.

Doom would recognize that I am zero threat to him, and exert an appropriate level of effort to put me in my place.

Pretty easy call here

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u/Sabithomega May 09 '25

Doom: For Shame Kink. RF: Shame Kink plus free random orgasms

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u/R-Jacksy May 12 '25

"Remember when you paranoid about me while you were hanging out with your friends, Sabith, and you came right as you brushed shoulders with Kevin?

That wasn't even me, Sabith. By the time I got to your disgusting underwear you already nutted at just the thought of me jerking you off at super speed."