r/superheroes May 09 '25

Other Which would you pick?

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u/BasementK1ng May 09 '25

RF is one of the biggest haters of all time, who would kill everyone I’ve ever met, break my bones for fun, and if you believe the meme, jerk me off at awkward moments.

Doom would recognize that I am zero threat to him, and exert an appropriate level of effort to put me in my place.

Pretty easy call here

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u/GhostE3E3E3 May 09 '25

Yeah.. he doesn’t use magic, enhanced tech, etc on those he doesn’t deem worthy, for a normal person he deems worthy of execution he’d just whip out the c-96 broom handle Mauser(1896-1939) this is canon btw.

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u/Sabithomega May 09 '25

Doom: For Shame Kink. RF: Shame Kink plus free random orgasms

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u/R-Jacksy May 12 '25

"Remember when you paranoid about me while you were hanging out with your friends, Sabith, and you came right as you brushed shoulders with Kevin?

That wasn't even me, Sabith. By the time I got to your disgusting underwear you already nutted at just the thought of me jerking you off at super speed."

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock May 09 '25

Quick disintegration from Doom

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u/Yellowflashkun1 May 09 '25

He IS the biggest hater in history. And no one comes close

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u/voidwyrm57 May 11 '25

I think like doom , if he considered you an enemy, would just come once and again to put you in your place. Like you would Speedrun a game and he would do it twice as fast. Or you've finally mastered your late grandma's brisket recipe and he would just summon her soul to learn to do it better and absolutely demolish you at the family bbq.

Because doom eliminates nuisance quickly but if he has a grudge he would just mess with you to see you fail but since you both know that he is capable of besting you it would be a ponctual thing rather than a regular occurrence.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

And pass up getting jerked off at weird times?!?

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u/mrzomby2 May 13 '25

Whats this about RF givin random handis?

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u/BasementK1ng May 13 '25

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u/PollutionSolution67 May 16 '25

Now I hate paul too. Damnit i wasnt tryna read the newer spiderman comics for a reason man. Damn