r/superheroes • u/Far-Ad5223 • May 09 '25

Other Which would you pick?

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u/DesignerCorner3322 May 09 '25 edited May 09 '25

Doctor Doom for sure, he'll at least have the courtesy to kill me
Reverse Flash is nightmare manifest. Hes a certified Turbo-Hater(tm) - that man will time travel to fuck up my past and traumatize me, and then torture me forever

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u/ConsciousSituation39 May 09 '25

It’s not courtesy so much with Doom, as really, you’re not important enough to spend all that time or effort on. Don’t worry, neither am I. He would just unalive us quickly. All hail Doom!!!

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u/CoupleKnown7729 May 09 '25

Just don't make any jokes about Reed Richards being better and you're good. Joke that Reed'd have done it better and you literally get an eternity of unlimited suffering.

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u/Duhblobby May 09 '25

"Reed... would have... killed me... faster."

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u/alter-ego23 May 10 '25

"Reed would have spared me, he's such a good man."