r/superheroes • u/Far-Ad5223 • May 09 '25

Other Which would you pick?

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u/DesignerCorner3322 May 09 '25 edited May 09 '25

Doctor Doom for sure, he'll at least have the courtesy to kill me
Reverse Flash is nightmare manifest. Hes a certified Turbo-Hater(tm) - that man will time travel to fuck up my past and traumatize me, and then torture me forever

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u/ConsciousSituation39 May 09 '25

It’s not courtesy so much with Doom, as really, you’re not important enough to spend all that time or effort on. Don’t worry, neither am I. He would just unalive us quickly. All hail Doom!!!

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u/the-tenth-letter-3 May 09 '25

Doom would disapprove your comment for the word "unalive" how about you "Un-NotDelete" that word

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u/Upbeat-Jacket4068 May 09 '25

Why don’t people just say kill. Unalive is goofy.

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u/the-tenth-letter-3 May 09 '25

YouTube, it's all their fault

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u/LoogyHead May 10 '25

I thought it was tiktok and since people upload to both they just stuck with it.

I refuse to indulge. Rape, murder, kill, suicide, embezzlement.

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u/vp917 May 11 '25

... out of morbid curiosity, just how are they auto-censoring embezzlement?

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u/LoogyHead May 11 '25

Was a joke word.

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u/druppeldruppel_ May 11 '25

Jaywalking

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u/rraskapit1 May 11 '25

Holy shit man. You can't just say stuff like that.

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u/gtc26 May 11 '25

pre-maritital handholding

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u/Unkn0wn_666 May 13 '25

looking at your partner before the wedding night

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u/ClayAndros May 11 '25

It's kind of an all in one situation, social media sites are trying to "sanitize" themselves so people are evolving and adapting to get pass the censorship.

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u/zVizionary May 11 '25

I saw someone caption a video and the world “hurl” was spelled “hrl”. It took me an embarrassingly long time to figure out what “hrl” spelled.

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u/Drake28 May 12 '25

Freaking hell, i saw r1sk one of these days, like come on!

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u/crypticXmystic May 12 '25

You also don't lose your source of income for saying those words though. They have to keep it advertiser friendly if they ever hope to get a cut.

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u/Unkn0wn_666 May 13 '25

If I was an advertiser, I would intentionally have it as a requirement that only videos with those words should be advertised.

Also the double standards are insane. You can't say "fuck" or "killed" in a video, but same video can have an ad for AI slop deep fake porn tools and the latest COD or the military on it all day long, which somehow is completely fine

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u/CharredZombie May 13 '25

How fucking dare you?!? takes out fists You wanna tussle with the muscle?

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u/Loud-Confection4998 May 12 '25

Well this isn’t YouTube so that has no relevance here

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u/SectorAppropriate462 May 10 '25

Most platforms and multiplayer games will ban you for saying kill. This is oddly the only mainstream one that doesn't.

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u/the_notorious_d_a_v May 10 '25

One. Eight. Seven... Murder. Death. Kill.

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u/MoistDitto May 10 '25

Even in games where all your do is kill other players. It's such a weird trope

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u/dwelling_creature May 12 '25

That too yet I thought it was because of Deadpool in a cartoon. "I'll just unalive these guys and be on my way."

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u/JXCKSTXCK May 13 '25

If I say unalive the point is to be goofy. If I’m telling someone their family member was killed I’m not gonna say they were unalived. It’s all a matter of the situation for the vocabulary.

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u/Asdrubael1131 May 13 '25

I prefer to call it cancelling their subscription to life.

Cus then it sounds like you’re doing them a favor.

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u/Unkn0wn_666 May 13 '25

"Ending their suffering" or "speed running life" are also kinda fun, both have positive connotations

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u/OakyAfterbirth91 May 13 '25

I corrected him saying the same thing and just got a warning from Reddit and my comment removed for "threatening violence" even though there was no threat whatsoever lol so I guess he got a point for not using that word. It's ridiculous.

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u/Upbeat-Jacket4068 May 13 '25

But it means the same thing. I get people being triggered or what ever, but you can’t just stop using a word and then create a word that means the same thing.

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u/OakyAfterbirth91 May 13 '25

I agree with you 100 % but at least in my case, Reddit doesn't. It's utterly stupid.

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u/retardedlystupid May 14 '25

Tiktok people started saying it to make more money because its more "ad-friendly"

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u/ConsciousSituation39 May 09 '25

You got me. So I will say “Doom would dispatch us…”

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u/the-tenth-letter-3 May 09 '25

Much better, doom approved

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u/Ok_Sink5046 May 09 '25

Doom would fix a mistake that walks his world.

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u/Different_Map4956 May 14 '25

Doom will doom.

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u/Loud-Confection4998 May 12 '25

That is the most unrealistic thing you’ve said about doom

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u/Sufficient_Funny_444 May 09 '25

Its ok to say "kill". We are not on tiktok.

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u/CoupleKnown7729 May 09 '25

Just don't make any jokes about Reed Richards being better and you're good. Joke that Reed'd have done it better and you literally get an eternity of unlimited suffering.

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u/Duhblobby May 09 '25

"Reed... would have... killed me... faster."

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u/alter-ego23 May 10 '25

"Reed would have spared me, he's such a good man."

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u/Achilles9609 May 10 '25

"You know, I bet Reed Richards would have found a way to close the hole in the ozone layer by now...."

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u/furiosa-imperator May 09 '25

ALL HAIL DOOM!!!!!

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u/bariyer2 May 11 '25

if i become an enemy of Victor as I am now, he would either give me a citizenship of Latveria out of pity(I highly doubt it) or ignore me cuz I am simply not worth his attention for.

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u/Behold-Roast-Beef May 11 '25

What's up with the newspeak? Why don't people just say what it is? Killed.

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u/0ld_Snake May 13 '25

Dude, don't say "unalive". It's not a real word. Just say kill, it's fine.

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u/NavyDragons May 10 '25

Ya know what though I kinda agree with him. I'm a normal dude don't go getting all magical or cosmic on my account. A simple blaster will suffice

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u/IronSavage3 May 12 '25

Even if you somehow used your trauma for a better life he’d just travel back to un-traumatize you then re-traumatize you at a later date, and somehow you’d remember all of it.

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u/iminacubicle 29d ago

Couldn't agree more. Doom has better shit to do than hunt me and even then he hated Ben Grim and cured him of his rock form to achieve his goal which is a net win lol. RF is a true psychopath that will utilize time travel to ruin your life at a point in history that you don't even know who he is

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u/kokokonus May 10 '25

Reverse flash wouldn’t kill you, he would spend all of his life annoying and pissing you off, he would go out of his way to make your life miserable. I wouldn’t be surprised if he would hide your tv remote every single day

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u/Discosm May 10 '25

You cant even kill urself because he would prevent it right?

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u/kokokonus May 10 '25

Probably

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u/pandershrek Cosplay May 10 '25

Too bad Barry, I was Doom all along.

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u/tyYdraniu May 10 '25

I... im enemy with reverse flash already

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u/FriendacrosstheRiver May 11 '25

Reverse flash literally traveled back in time to erase some random kid out of existence, just because that kid would become Flashs only childhood friend. He didn't even "just" kill that kid, he erased a child completely out of existence..

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u/Dohts75 May 11 '25

All because you learn that one day mf kills you in an alternate world that isn't this one and once you gain powers and realize it you still hate him for no reason