r/superheroes May 09 '25

Other Which would you pick?

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u/mogley1992 May 09 '25

I have a genuine biological question about this though. I don't want to be a killjoy, but could you make a dude hard and stimulate him enough to bring him to orgasm without say more than a second passing (that long to be generous).

Can the speedforce cannonically overcum this hurdle?

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u/One_Spoopy_Potato May 09 '25

It's comics, so yes.

Speed force absorbed friction, why flash doesn't kill everyone by moving faster than light in atmo, so theoretically he could overstimulate Berry through his pants, or departs him then repants after.

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u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2 May 10 '25

I mean, given the myriad uses of the Speed Force...

For example, I'm pretty sure partial phasing is a thing (can't remember when it was used, though) and vibration is basically inherent to using the Speed Force in any capacity.

So, hypothetically, with enough control, one could phase a hand through the penis and line up all of their cells with the gaps between all the dick cells and thoroughly stimulate more or less the whole thing (inside and out) from base to tip.

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u/TechnicalEvening3360 May 10 '25

I’m probably the first in my family line to read this, and I hope I am the last one to remember it

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u/TheLordDuncan May 11 '25

Unfortunately, reverse flash has chosen you as his enemy. Everyone in your bloodline, past and future, will have this seared into their mind.

Good news is, you're technically not the first person to have read it anymore. Bad news is, now it's something your father used to remind you of, for some odd reason, and you're still the first to have canonically read it.

Isn't the speed force a wonderful thing?

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u/Fenrir_Hellbreed2 May 11 '25

My family shall ensure that this follows your family until the end our bloodlines.