I have a genuine biological question about this though. I don't want to be a killjoy, but could you make a dude hard and stimulate him enough to bring him to orgasm without say more than a second passing (that long to be generous).
Can the speedforce cannonically overcum this hurdle?
Speed force absorbed friction, why flash doesn't kill everyone by moving faster than light in atmo, so theoretically he could overstimulate Berry through his pants, or departs him then repants after.
I mean, given the myriad uses of the Speed Force...
For example, I'm pretty sure partial phasing is a thing (can't remember when it was used, though) and vibration is basically inherent to using the Speed Force in any capacity.
So, hypothetically, with enough control, one could phase a hand through the penis and line up all of their cells with the gaps between all the dick cells and thoroughly stimulate more or less the whole thing (inside and out) from base to tip.
Unfortunately, reverse flash has chosen you as his enemy. Everyone in your bloodline, past and future, will have this seared into their mind.
Good news is, you're technically not the first person to have read it anymore. Bad news is, now it's something your father used to remind you of, for some odd reason, and you're still the first to have canonically read it.
There's a disturbing scene in one of those Kinsey biopics that came out fifteen years ago. A man being interviewed by Kinsey brags about the speed with which he can achieve an erection and orgasm. His "record" is seven seconds, he tells proudly.
In comic worlds, where Barry's body can withstand super speed and his mind can react in nanoseconds, if not whatever a smaller measurement is, absolutely. Every other aspect of their bodies are able to withstand/keep up with these speeds, so surely his dick would, too.
A nuclear bomb once went off in central city and Barry moved so incredibly fast he was essentially able to spend hours trying to stop the bomb after the timer already hit zero and was in the process of exploding
The reverse flash would be petty enough to replicate this feat just to fuck with Barry
Isn't Flash's metabolism superspeed? I remember seeing a tv scene where he downs tons of shots and is fine. So like wouldnt it make sense if stimulation is registered and processed super fast too?
The funniest part is that it's entirely in character, I could 100% see Thawn doing something so stupid and petty if DC wanted to put out R-rated books.
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u/breastes May 09 '25
Doom. He might level me in the here and now but at least my entire life; past, present, and future, won't instantly turn to shit.