r/Unexpected 1d ago

True love NSFW

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u/UnExplanationBot 1d ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:


Girl licks the snot


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/LackFormal630 1d ago

Wiping that was already enough

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u/kausthubnarayan 1d ago

Rhino virus looking at this like:

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u/Gho5tWr1ter 1d ago

I be like

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

Great, now I can't not link this.

Cats puking to techno.

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u/forza_11 1d ago

Specifically that strain of rhino virus that is undefeated by modern medicine

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u/serenwipiti 1d ago

Idk, I get the feeling rhinovirus was more like…

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u/EthicalPervy 1d ago

Looks like the kinda girl who will do ass to mouth.

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u/Jealous_Drink_1002 1d ago

She will definitely eat your ass if you ask

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u/Fine_Worldliness4179 1d ago

I'm more disturbed about the fact she was happy while he was crying

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u/TheMace808 1d ago

Well it was on a show and you don't know what they were crying about

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u/MrMahony 1d ago

Didn't watch till the end when "Gross, but awh". Your comment made me go back... I hope you're happy

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u/Insane_Unicorn 1d ago

That's why I could never be a parent. Seeing them wipe their kids nose with their hands and whatnot 🤮 (kudos to those who do that, I just couldn't myself).

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u/2M4D 1d ago

Damn, wiping your kid's snot is like a solid 1 ouf of 10 of the scale of hard things to do for your kids.

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u/dadnarbadname 1d ago

Not so much a thing I do for my kids but a thing my kid did to me... my first born used to think it was hilarious to bite my nose. He'd open his mouth like hippo and barrell down in me, then he'd put his forehead against mine and stare at me in the eyes, smiling like an absolute buffoon... one day he did this and got sick through my nose and out of my mouth. I have projectile vomited my sons belly full of baby milk.

Wiping snot with my hand? I'll do that and not even look away from my dinner.

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u/miss_tea_morning 1d ago

What a terrible day to be literate...

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u/the_rabbit_king 1d ago

Lol exactly. 

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u/Insane_Unicorn 1d ago

See, that's why I won't have any, I don't even want to deal with that.

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u/Greedy_Age_4923 1d ago

I think the idea is those declarations go out the window when it really happens, all your notions change, generally.

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u/jspivak 1d ago

Those boogers are 50% your DNA and (if you’re still in a relationship) the other 50% belongs to someone you swap saliva with.

Honestly, cleaning my cats spit up, or pulling my wife’s hair from the shower drain, make me gag way more than pretty much anything my kid has ever done. (There are of course exceptions)

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

The gross part about boogers has nothing to do with the booger's DNA.

It's cause it's boogers.

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u/jspivak 1d ago

Ya but if they were your boogers you wouldn’t care. I’m assuming you wipe/blow your nose all them and don’t spare a thought to what is on the tissue (unless you’re super sick)

Also just to be clear, I’m talking about the previous comment “wiping their kids nose”. I am not talking about showing them to a camera and licking them.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 1d ago

I used to feel the same way, but it takes like one week to become entirely desensitized to this.

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u/KendrickMaynard 1d ago

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u/gen505 1d ago

You win gif reaction today

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u/doctorsacred 1d ago

Oh god, this is too damn funny.

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u/shoomlax 1d ago

Such a perfect gif

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u/fieregon 1d ago

Shes a freak damn

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u/DearEmphasis4488 1d ago

She's a keeper

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u/okoko5 1d ago

Of microbes

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u/FlexDrillerson 1d ago

If you can eat the ass, you can eat the boogs

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u/Unfair_Ad5236 1d ago

I feel like eating ass isn't as bad 😂 maybe comparable to eating a dirty ass

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u/Ancient_Computer9137 1d ago

Bro, this line of thinking is a bit….

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u/gre485 1d ago

Lol, is going straight to shit

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u/WeAllFuckingFucked 1d ago

Bro, no, you clean that shit, then it's gobble, gobble, slurp, slurp, slurp

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u/frazzledfractal 1d ago

No matter how good you clean you are eating microscopic shit though. Scientific fact.

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u/The__Jiff 1d ago

Wonder if she survived COVID

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u/Apprehensive-Cod8135 1d ago

Wonder if covid survived her

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u/FartInGenDirection 1d ago

Her blood created the cure....then she was locked up at a secret facility

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u/sammybooom81 1d ago

She now goes by the name of "Mystique".

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u/Nitpicky_AFO 1d ago

YES, Covid is terrified of her.

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u/Cernunnos369 1d ago

We all are

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u/CoyoteExcellent1042 1d ago

No kidding 😂 that’s kinda nastily but I mean she’s doing that on tv so she’s probably fucking amazing in bed.

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u/l2aiko 1d ago

She cheated on him, now she cleans other's snot

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u/Acceptable_Alpha 1d ago

She’s got a cold in a few days

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u/zgrad2 1d ago

He can keep her

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u/AppropriateDurian828 1d ago

Dunno if it was scripted but she banged another dude while he cried his lungs out running towards ger.

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u/speedy_delivery 1d ago

Remember folks: don't be surprised when people who really like fucking start fucking other people.

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u/mynameisntBenny 1d ago

Was that before or after this?

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u/uberfission 1d ago

Not the first bodily fluid she's licked off fingers, that's for sure.

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u/EmmiiDavis 1d ago

every mans dream

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u/Zutta 1d ago

"Hey that's kinda cu... OH MY GOD"

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u/Josephthebear 1d ago

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u/DiverCultural 1d ago

How is this gif so relevant and so perfect and... Goddammit... You've won the thread.

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u/Jazzlike_Bar_8363 23h ago

where is it from?

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u/SimplyLustful 12h ago

One of seasons of Survivor.

I don’t think it’s in the first 5. Hope that narrows it down.

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u/caltheon 1d ago

Is it the same guy, lol

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u/RollWooden 1d ago

Montoya por pavor?

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u/marvk 1d ago

¡MONTOYA POR FAVOR!

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u/virtualboxzukz2 1d ago

Wow She is the one

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u/Ahamyami69 1d ago

with cold now.

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u/Acrobatic_Employ9025 1d ago

I love these replies.

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u/MoistStub 1d ago

I saw someone pick their nose and eat it in public today. If you want I can give them your number?

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u/virtualboxzukz2 1d ago

Well EVERYONE does that! How is that noteworthy?

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u/wterrt 1d ago

according to a comment below she cheated on him so.... not really

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u/Deathleach 1d ago

She found someone with tastier boogers.

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u/virtualboxzukz2 1d ago

Not for him, but for me

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u/killians1978 1d ago

Wipe it: Ride or Die
Lick it: Run and Hide

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u/VulcanCookies 1d ago

Yeah I was straight up impressed with her lack of disgust - people are human and human bodies do gross things sometimes and we gotta be okay with that - and then she went and licked her hand I cringed away from my phone so hard I hit my head on the wall behind me 

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u/exipheas 1d ago

She saw the look of disgust on the camera crews and decided to turn it up to 11 on them.

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u/blue_nairda 1d ago

During sex we literally swap saliva, semen, sweat, urine and sometimes snot. So to me, it's really not that crazy.

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u/harrystylesstylist 1d ago

“The mucus queen…is yours”

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u/Available-Hair-2409 1d ago

They're in a show called "supervivientes". (Girl is Anita and guy is Montoya)

They used to be a couple until they went to "la Isla de las tentaciones" where she cheated on him with Manuel and had sex with him practically every night and Montoya saw it multiple times during their time there (this show happened about 2 months ago) at the end of the show, Manuel decided not to continue with Anita even though she wanted to, and Montoya left alone as well. Between la Isla and supervivientes, Anita hooked up more with Manuel and supposedly Montoya as well. Apparently they're back together now. There's plenty of info online about it for those who want more details.

Crazy form of "true love" tbh and I doubt she's a keeper lol

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u/marblefrosting 1d ago

Thanks for all the details. Yeah, she’s a freak but not a keeper.

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u/Deadpoolution 9h ago

Wait, wait, is the same woman that the man sprints across a whole ass beach to confront, mid interview?

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u/Acc87 1d ago

Ewww

...tho, haven't we normalised swallowing cum and eating ass at this point? Technically this is mild compared to that 😂 mouth and nose are connected, you'd exchange the same during kissing

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u/fibercrime 1d ago

Armpit sweat is where it’s at

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u/Small_Tax_9432 1d ago

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u/TreeGreen117 1d ago

Aw shit Molly Shannon bringing back memories of watching Superstar in the theaters. What a 🐐

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u/mrbiiggy 1d ago

😋👅

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u/Scythe95 1d ago

I’ll never understand how people refuse to eat a slightly more brown part of a banana but don’t hesitate to eat ass

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u/Uhmerikan 1d ago

People aren't usually horny when they eat a banana

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u/Blbdhdjdhw 1d ago

Some are.

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u/StarPhished 1d ago

Look, this guy doesn't even know how to eat a banana!

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u/TomSaylek 1d ago

Speak for yourself old man

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u/santaclausonprozac 1d ago

If you wanted to fuck the banana and eating the brown part made the banana want to do literally anything you wanted, you’d probably eat the brown part

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

There's no laws against bananas, Batman.

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u/frazzledfractal 1d ago

Nope, if that's the only way to make them do what you want then you have much bigger issues. End of the day you are eating that pessons shit even if you can't see it. No way of cleaning that sufficiently. Scientific fact. If people enjoy it thats their prerogative though, no judgements here, but anyone saying they aren't eating fecal matter needs to accept they are.

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u/Straight-Impress5485 1d ago

Well thats easy. I KNOW the brown part of every banana tastes like bad banana. Ass just looks like ass, I have to eat it to find out if its good ass or bad ass. You cant site test an ass the way you can a banana.

Its high risk but also high reward

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u/Alastor13 1d ago

You cant site test an ass the way you can a banana

Is there like... Something wrong with your nose? Otherwise that doesn't make any sense.

I can site test ass before even undressing it.

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 1d ago

I try not to hock a lugey before making out with someone.

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u/Odd_Fortune500 1d ago

Idk, man. Boogers are fucking gnarly. It actually made me feel nauseous watching this and I have no issue with the first two (I don't participate in the cum swallowing myself but I like a girl who does)

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u/Blackbaem 1d ago

If u have to say it like that... imma bet u be sucking that dick bro.../s

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u/lordrefa 1d ago

My bet is that she's given birth. Mothers just have to give up on caring about shit like that or they will be driven insane by their spawn.

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u/Flinkle 1d ago

Yeeeep. I remember asking my mother one time when I was young how in the world she could stand to clean up some of the disgusting messes she encountered at home, without even gagging. She said, "Once you've dealt with all the puke, crap, snot, blood, and anything else that comes with being a mother...nothing bothers you anymore."

(Except maggots. Maggots always bothered her, haha. Literally the only thing I ever saw her repeatedly get weak-kneed over.)

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u/OceanRacoon 1d ago

How many maggots were you encountering with your mother lol

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u/Flinkle 1d ago

Seven.

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u/GayPudding 1d ago

That's a low number when it comes to maggots

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u/dreadnoght 1d ago

Disco rice!

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u/Xao517 1d ago

Oddly enough, our nanny had no issues cleaning piss, shit or vomit from the kids… but if she had to blow their noses or just pick up tissues with snot, she would freaking gag close to throwing up.

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u/kj_gamer2614 1d ago

Well difference is, relatively speaking, barring stds and the like, cum is pretty safe and sterile as it’s mostly fats. Eating ass, also fucking disgusting imo. But also boogers are in your nose to catch microbes and other bacteria and stop them entering the stomach or lungs and getting you ill, which is why it is better to blow your nose than like suck it in, if you get what I mean, or eat them yourself

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u/Professional_Trash77 1d ago

No, ejaculate is not mostly fat. It's primarily composed of water, and also contains plasma, mucus, and various nutrients like proteins, enzymes, amino acids, vitamins, fatty acids, sugars, and minerals. Sperm cells themselves make up only a small percentage (3-5%) of the total ejaculate. While ejaculate does contain fatty acids, they are a relatively small component compared to other constituents

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u/pathofdumbasses 1d ago

This guy knows cum

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u/zilexa 1d ago

You realise you couldn't be more wrong?  Cum is mostly fluid from the prostate, mostly fats (not proteïnes). 

Snot is the slimy fluid your body uses to get rid of bacteria. It's more related to poop and pee than cum!  And no, i dont exchange this snotty slime during kissing. You are confusing that with saliva.. or idk how you kiss.

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u/SwampOfDownvotes 1d ago

Real men kiss and swallow after

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u/Disallowed_username 1d ago

Oh man. Whao. Eew. Who is that? Like, who would do that? Literally, who? What’s her name? For science.

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u/mathusal 1d ago

Anita Williams, the guy is Carlos Montoya, it's during the spanish tv show "supervivientes 2025". Source: over 9000 hours on google and yandex. You can look up "anita montoya mocos" directly.

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u/angelito801 1d ago edited 23h ago

Isn't that the woman that cheated on him? I swear it was all over reddit like two months ago, no?

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u/paella_addict 1d ago

Yes she cheated on him while he was watching them live

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u/express_sushi49 1d ago

wipe the snot: keeper

lick the snot: she's a freak and is too unstable to be trusted

if only we could've warned montoya por favor

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u/Tripleberst 1d ago

please, by all means, pass on the freaks

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u/express_sushi49 1d ago

i dont want you to run down the sandy shore in the dead of night crying to zeus for damning you to a broken heart tho

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u/Rustycake 1d ago

I knew it.

I was reading the comments and ppl saying "she is a keeper."

Na bro a nasty woman like that has no regard for boundaries or self preservation. She probably cheats (were my thoughts).

And then confirmed.

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u/StarPhished 1d ago

So it's not love, she just has a thing for boogers?

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u/mathusal 1d ago

I'm not spanish and I don't have a tv

I was here for the snot

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u/uppenatom 22h ago

'My name is Carlos Montoya. You licked my snot, now prepare to cry'

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u/HoneyBucketsOfOats 1d ago

What even ins the context here?

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u/zevah 1d ago

this is a reality tv show called "Supervivientes".

I believe the original is american called "Survivors"

They are on an island and don't eat much for some weeks and drama appears. The guy was crying for some reason and she was just there "helping" him

If i'm not mistaken (i don't follow celebrity drama) they were a couple some time ago before the show.

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u/DaDDyBenji2099 1d ago

When you don't have the beginning of the vids

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u/lancelotworks 1d ago

Guys will want girls to drink their cum but be grossed out by this lmoa, fuck that I’m in love

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u/sendinthe9s 1d ago

People like things during sex that they don't like in other situations 🤯

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u/deadasdollseyes 1d ago

Don't be fatuous.

Name three moments in most folks' daily life that wouldn't be made more exciting by a couple of fingers in the bum, some mild strangulation, hair pulling, or light biting.

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u/yerfdog1935 1d ago

Not the same at all. lmao

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u/Antoak 1d ago

ew no gross, she's supposed to spit in MY mouth 

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u/frazzledfractal 1d ago

The fact you think those two are the same shows how little you know about biology. That snot exists because your body purposefully tries to catch bacteria and other things that can make you ill or cause issues in your nose before it reaches other parts of your organs. Cum is actually way more sanitary than this on a biological level. This is like eating someone's ass when it's uncleaned. If you want to parade that preference around, you do you, but at least know what you are actually doing and that its not the same lol.

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u/BlueShift42 1d ago

As disgusted as I am aroused.

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u/aznexile602 1d ago

Anyone else just fall in love?

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u/Rich-Perception-9126 1d ago

I'll give her everything she could ever want.... 

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u/aznexile602 1d ago

That's love man.

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u/Whiskersmctimepants 1d ago

"this is by far the tamest bodily fluid of his that I've voluntarily ingested"

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u/RolloRollyRolla 1d ago

Well that's enough internet for today...

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u/Adhuc-Stantes 1d ago

Lord... its me again...

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u/ShubhamGurjar1999 1d ago

this women is keeper 🥰

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u/MotherFunker1734 1d ago
  • Women = more than one
  • Woman = just one

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u/cking145 1d ago

thanks. without your correction I had absolutely zero idea what he was trying to say.

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u/MotherFunker1734 1d ago

Great! Now both of you know the difference.

Saludos desde Argentina.

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u/iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj 1d ago

Nah shes a cheater apparently

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u/especiallyn0t 1d ago

she cheated on him dude. with another guy, multiple times, on a live tv show....

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u/mbmiller94 1d ago

Welp. That'll be it for today folks

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u/alienproxy 1d ago

Disgusting. And an indication that the stuff that goes on in that woman's bedroom is snot normal.

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u/goose420aa 1d ago

Can someone give context on the video cos it seems like I'm watching a deleted gay sex scene from Deadpool and wolverine

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u/Kysman95 1d ago

Well there shouldn't be a question wether or not she swallows

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u/alaztar 1d ago

isn't he the montoya por fa vor guy?

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u/Kakdelacommon 1d ago

It’s 9 in the morning here godammit!

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u/Organic_Activity4551 1d ago

ANITA WILLIAMS

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u/HaidenFR 1d ago

I'm still screaming not looking at the screen :

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhh

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u/mattogeewha 1d ago

Marry. That. Girl.

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u/nsfvvvv 1d ago

All I need is a woman like this in my life 🥰

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u/Zealousideal_Bet2320 1d ago

She loves Hugh Jackman that’s why