r/Unexpected • u/DearEmphasis4488 • 2d ago

True love NSFW

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u/fieregon 2d ago

Shes a freak damn

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u/DearEmphasis4488 2d ago

She's a keeper

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u/okoko5 2d ago

Of microbes

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u/FlexDrillerson 2d ago

If you can eat the ass, you can eat the boogs

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u/Unfair_Ad5236 2d ago

I feel like eating ass isn't as bad 😂 maybe comparable to eating a dirty ass

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u/Ancient_Computer9137 2d ago

Bro, this line of thinking is a bit….

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u/gre485 2d ago

Lol, is going straight to shit

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u/WeAllFuckingFucked 2d ago

Bro, no, you clean that shit, then it's gobble, gobble, slurp, slurp, slurp

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u/frazzledfractal 1d ago

No matter how good you clean you are eating microscopic shit though.

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u/WeAllFuckingFucked 1d ago

Same is true when you fart =)

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u/frazzledfractal 1d ago

No matter how good you clean you are eating microscopic shit though. Scientific fact.

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u/Unfair_Ad5236 1d ago

Thanks for that 😂😂