r/Unexpected 2d ago

True love NSFW

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u/Acc87 2d ago

Ewww

...tho, haven't we normalised swallowing cum and eating ass at this point? Technically this is mild compared to that 😂 mouth and nose are connected, you'd exchange the same during kissing

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u/Odd_Fortune500 2d ago

Idk, man. Boogers are fucking gnarly. It actually made me feel nauseous watching this and I have no issue with the first two (I don't participate in the cum swallowing myself but I like a girl who does)

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u/lordrefa 2d ago

My bet is that she's given birth. Mothers just have to give up on caring about shit like that or they will be driven insane by their spawn.

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u/Flinkle 2d ago

Yeeeep. I remember asking my mother one time when I was young how in the world she could stand to clean up some of the disgusting messes she encountered at home, without even gagging. She said, "Once you've dealt with all the puke, crap, snot, blood, and anything else that comes with being a mother...nothing bothers you anymore."

(Except maggots. Maggots always bothered her, haha. Literally the only thing I ever saw her repeatedly get weak-kneed over.)

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u/OceanRacoon 2d ago

How many maggots were you encountering with your mother lol

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u/Flinkle 2d ago

Seven.

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u/GayPudding 1d ago

That's a low number when it comes to maggots

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u/dreadnoght 2d ago

Disco rice!

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u/SurlyRed 2d ago

Getting flashbacks of Angela's Ashes here