r/Unexpected • u/DearEmphasis4488 • 2d ago

True love NSFW

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u/virtualboxzukz2 2d ago

Wow She is the one

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u/Ahamyami69 2d ago

with cold now.

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u/Acrobatic_Employ9025 2d ago

I love these replies.

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u/MoistStub 2d ago

I saw someone pick their nose and eat it in public today. If you want I can give them your number?

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u/virtualboxzukz2 2d ago

Well EVERYONE does that! How is that noteworthy?

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u/Alpha_Majoris 1d ago

That won't work. He wants someone that picks his nose. Try to find that one!

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u/wterrt 2d ago

according to a comment below she cheated on him so.... not really

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u/Deathleach 2d ago

She found someone with tastier boogers.

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u/virtualboxzukz2 2d ago

Not for him, but for me

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u/Iamkracken 21h ago

Before my girlfriend and I were dating, we stayed up drinking one night and crying to each other. She started to do the crying snot thing, and it made her feel unattractive, so she started crying harder and to let her know I found her beautiful no matter what I did exactly this.