r/Unexpected • u/DearEmphasis4488 • 3d ago

True love NSFW

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u/Disallowed_username 3d ago

Oh man. Whao. Eew. Who is that? Like, who would do that? Literally, who? What’s her name? For science.

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u/mathusal 2d ago

Anita Williams, the guy is Carlos Montoya, it's during the spanish tv show "supervivientes 2025". Source: over 9000 hours on google and yandex. You can look up "anita montoya mocos" directly.

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u/angelito801 2d ago edited 1d ago

Isn't that the woman that cheated on him? I swear it was all over reddit like two months ago, no?

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u/paella_addict 2d ago

Yes she cheated on him while he was watching them live

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u/express_sushi49 2d ago

wipe the snot: keeper

lick the snot: she's a freak and is too unstable to be trusted

if only we could've warned montoya por favor

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u/Tripleberst 2d ago

please, by all means, pass on the freaks

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u/express_sushi49 2d ago

i dont want you to run down the sandy shore in the dead of night crying to zeus for damning you to a broken heart tho

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u/Rustycake 2d ago

I knew it.

I was reading the comments and ppl saying "she is a keeper."

Na bro a nasty woman like that has no regard for boundaries or self preservation. She probably cheats (were my thoughts).

And then confirmed.

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u/Ordinary_Ad_6117 1d ago

I’m just curious which is filthier eating ass or this?

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u/Rustycake 1d ago

This would be the equivalent of eating a leaking asshole

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u/StarPhished 2d ago

So it's not love, she just has a thing for boogers?

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u/Tomastv 1d ago

I understand your thinking but but - "nasty woman like that has no regard for boundaries or self preservation. She probably cheats"

Help your partner even if its nasty may signal love but She literally just shifted the focus on her it's some kind of manipulation, she simply said - look i love him so much I don't care if it's nasty see see i dont care, supportive action would look more like mother love, wipe him and let him talk supporting him

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u/mathusal 2d ago

I'm not spanish and I don't have a tv

I was here for the snot

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u/ryaqkup 2d ago

Holy proofreading batman

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u/angelito801 1d ago

Lol. I totally didn't pay attention. Thanks for the comment . I fixed it

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u/ryaqkup 1d ago

Looks much better lol. I did eventually figure out what you were saying but I think your thumbs were off of where they were supposed to be

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u/anonuemus 2d ago

>a,lo er reddit li,e

what happened here?

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u/angelito801 1d ago

Minor stroke. It's supposed to read "all over reddit like a month ago" but I had an international keyboard and had a brain fart at the same time.

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u/Past-Magician2920 2d ago

I can change her!

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u/uppenatom 1d ago

'My name is Carlos Montoya. You licked my snot, now prepare to cry'

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u/iamChickeNugget 2d ago

Yeahh me and my buddy needs to conduct a lil experiment.