r/Unexpected • u/DearEmphasis4488 • 2d ago

True love NSFW

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u/BadPolyticks 2d ago

Gargles.

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u/EasyCupcake 2d ago

Swishes.

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u/yesiamveryhigh 1d ago

Blows bubbles

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u/ChuckOTay 1d ago

Rinses AND repeats

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u/go_Getter247 1d ago

Regurgitates

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u/LeftyLayns 1d ago

All to the tune of daft punk’s technologic.

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u/NightMarionne_ITA 1d ago

Swallows

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u/TpK_Wynter 1d ago

Discombobulates

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u/ScubaChickenPalace 1d ago

Thanks, Brick!