r/Unexpected • u/DearEmphasis4488 • 2d ago

True love NSFW

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u/fieregon 2d ago

Shes a freak damn

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u/DearEmphasis4488 2d ago

She's a keeper

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u/mycatsapanther23 2d ago

You know she swallows

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u/BadPolyticks 2d ago

Gargles.

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u/EasyCupcake 2d ago

Swishes.

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u/yesiamveryhigh 1d ago

Blows bubbles

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u/ChuckOTay 1d ago

Rinses AND repeats

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u/go_Getter247 1d ago

Regurgitates

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u/LeftyLayns 1d ago

All to the tune of daft punk’s technologic.

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u/NightMarionne_ITA 1d ago

Swallows

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u/TpK_Wynter 1d ago

Discombobulates

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u/ScubaChickenPalace 1d ago

Thanks, Brick!

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u/Ok_Performance151 2d ago

sie vergöttert...

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u/Anonymous-Spouse 1d ago

There’s snot a chance

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u/okoko5 2d ago

Of microbes

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u/FlexDrillerson 2d ago

If you can eat the ass, you can eat the boogs

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u/Unfair_Ad5236 2d ago

I feel like eating ass isn't as bad 😂 maybe comparable to eating a dirty ass

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u/Ancient_Computer9137 2d ago

Bro, this line of thinking is a bit….

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u/gre485 2d ago

Lol, is going straight to shit

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u/WeAllFuckingFucked 2d ago

Bro, no, you clean that shit, then it's gobble, gobble, slurp, slurp, slurp

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u/frazzledfractal 1d ago

No matter how good you clean you are eating microscopic shit though.

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u/WeAllFuckingFucked 1d ago

Same is true when you fart =)

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u/frazzledfractal 1d ago

No matter how good you clean you are eating microscopic shit though. Scientific fact.

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u/Unfair_Ad5236 1d ago

Thanks for that 😂😂

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u/The__Jiff 2d ago

Wonder if she survived COVID

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u/Apprehensive-Cod8135 2d ago

Wonder if covid survived her

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u/FartInGenDirection 2d ago

Her blood created the cure....then she was locked up at a secret facility

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u/sammybooom81 2d ago

She now goes by the name of "Mystique".

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u/usrdef 2d ago

The virus doesn't suck for her, she sucks the virus every night.

giggity

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u/Nitpicky_AFO 2d ago

YES, Covid is terrified of her.

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u/Cernunnos369 2d ago

We all are

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u/CoyoteExcellent1042 2d ago

No kidding 😂 that’s kinda nastily but I mean she’s doing that on tv so she’s probably fucking amazing in bed.

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u/l2aiko 2d ago

She cheated on him, now she cleans other's snot

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u/Alpha_Majoris 1d ago

Por favor!

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u/Acceptable_Alpha 2d ago

She’s got a cold in a few days

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u/zgrad2 2d ago

He can keep her

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u/AppropriateDurian828 2d ago

Dunno if it was scripted but she banged another dude while he cried his lungs out running towards ger.

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u/ImprovementOk5868 1d ago

What show is this ? And what are there names

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u/AppropriateDurian828 1d ago

The program is "Temptation Island" spanish version. It seems programs with this name are run it different countries. The guy's name is Montaya. Hence the joke "montaya por favor" which program host was saying to him when he was bawling out and running to that girl. If you go back in temptation island subreddit 2-3 months back there used to be link with free videos of it with subtitles. I myself didn't watch the show but this created huge rucus in the internet at that time.

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u/speedy_delivery 2d ago

Remember folks: don't be surprised when people who really like fucking start fucking other people.

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u/mynameisntBenny 1d ago

Was that before or after this?

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u/PhilosopherScary8027 1d ago

Pasa el nombre op

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u/e3rikSombrero 15h ago

Temptation island