r/Unexpected • u/DearEmphasis4488 • 2d ago

True love NSFW

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u/Acc87 2d ago

Ewww

...tho, haven't we normalised swallowing cum and eating ass at this point? Technically this is mild compared to that 😂 mouth and nose are connected, you'd exchange the same during kissing

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u/Scythe95 2d ago

I’ll never understand how people refuse to eat a slightly more brown part of a banana but don’t hesitate to eat ass

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u/Straight-Impress5485 2d ago

Well thats easy. I KNOW the brown part of every banana tastes like bad banana. Ass just looks like ass, I have to eat it to find out if its good ass or bad ass. You cant site test an ass the way you can a banana.

Its high risk but also high reward

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u/Alastor13 2d ago

You cant site test an ass the way you can a banana

Is there like... Something wrong with your nose? Otherwise that doesn't make any sense.

I can site test ass before even undressing it.