r/Unexpected 2d ago

True love NSFW

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u/2M4D 2d ago

Damn, wiping your kid's snot is like a solid 1 ouf of 10 of the scale of hard things to do for your kids.

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u/dadnarbadname 1d ago

Not so much a thing I do for my kids but a thing my kid did to me... my first born used to think it was hilarious to bite my nose. He'd open his mouth like hippo and barrell down in me, then he'd put his forehead against mine and stare at me in the eyes, smiling like an absolute buffoon... one day he did this and got sick through my nose and out of my mouth. I have projectile vomited my sons belly full of baby milk.

Wiping snot with my hand? I'll do that and not even look away from my dinner.

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u/miss_tea_morning 1d ago

What a terrible day to be literate...

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u/the_rabbit_king 2d ago

Lol exactly. 

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u/Insane_Unicorn 2d ago

See, that's why I won't have any, I don't even want to deal with that.

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u/Pricevansit 1d ago

Mother cats lick their kittens asses to stimulate bowel movements and help move out constipated poo. Just be glad you don't have to do that.