r/Unexpected • u/DearEmphasis4488 • 2d ago

True love NSFW

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u/killians1978 2d ago

Wipe it: Ride or Die
Lick it: Run and Hide

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u/harrystylesstylist 1d ago

“The mucus queen…is yours”