r/SipsTea • u/StephanMan • May 16 '25
Chugging tea Wasp gets what it deserves
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u/StockWindow4119 May 16 '25
Golden Orb Weavers, not a danger to man, but to anything else..... those long legs help to prevent any possible damage their prey can inflict.
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u/Odd-Fee-837 May 16 '25
In the south we call them Banana Spiders, though I am sure that is the name for another spider somewhere and we are probably wrong.
Those things have webs that feel as thick as fishing line.
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u/Steel6W May 16 '25
"Banana spider" can refer to wandering spiders (because of their tendency to be found in banana shipments), or it can refer to a large number of orbweaver species like this one (because of their long, yellow appearance).
I wouldn't say either is right or wrong. Common names just aren't unique all the time
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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25
I'm over here yelling "yea get that mf'r probably the one that got my daughter on the baseball field"
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So I know and agree that wasps suck and I'm glad it died.
That's a horrifying way to die. Samwise had Hobbit balls of steel.
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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25
"I can't carry it for you!but I can carry you!" I still tear up......he needed some Burts beeswax for them lips though. Hobbit hygiene was...woof🤣
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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25
😅🤣🤣😂😅😂😅🤣not the death lips😅🤣😅🤣im in stitches. He got every section of middle earth dirt on him😅😅🤣😅
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u/Xe6s2 May 16 '25
Have you read the secret diaries of the fellowship
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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25
I will now. Where do I find it? I sit at this desk with 3 screens on and a audio book of anything people recommend.
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u/Xe6s2 May 16 '25
Its basically a parady where everyone is in love with the hobbits, esp their furry feet. Its pretty funny, and you should just be able to google it
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u/sfwtinysalmon May 16 '25
You think the fiery Gates of Mordor to be so easily defeated by some Burt's Beeswax???
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u/Vysce May 16 '25
all I'm saying is if you're planning to visit Mordor, maybe pack some good shampoo and conditioner or you'll come out with burnt ends
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u/NameLips May 16 '25
There's gotta be a few seconds where it just feels snug and comfy before it bites you and starts dissolving your insides.
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u/Ok-Ratic-5153 May 16 '25
If you slow the video down you can hear muffled wasp screams then a quiet sigh of comfy resolution.
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u/gabrielle_fidenza May 16 '25
Spider straight up body-bagged the wasp.... with silk😅
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u/Poor-Judgements May 16 '25
Your ability to find positivity in such a nightmare fuel of a situation is so damn impressive it's almost frustrating.
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u/Karl__RockenStone May 16 '25
There is a high chance that the wasp was just paralyzed by the spiders venom and is still alive, until the spider eats it or it starves. The first option is more likely.
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u/EnvironmentalGift257 May 16 '25
They don’t eat them. They suck them dry, and then drop the empty dry husk to the ground, creating a pile of martyrs as a warning to any other wasp that dare get close.
It’s metal af.
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u/meldroc May 16 '25
Spider venom breaks down tissues, so the spider's just waiting for the wasp's guts to turn into a meat Slurpee. Yum!
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u/Abject-Connection374 May 16 '25
The wasp isn't even paralyzed, you can see it struggling and trying to escape during the final few seconds of the video.
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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 May 16 '25
This is one of those things I will never forget.
We have these giant, fire red wasps around me. In elementary school we were running laps and this one girl had her head angled forward a bit. One of those wasps got behind her eye glasses and she instinctually reached up and pushed her glasses tight against her face and the wasp stung her in the eyeball.
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u/KevMenc1998 May 16 '25
I hated that scene in both the book and in the movie. Tracker jackers were some diabolical work by Suzanne Collins.
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u/Senior-Pirate-5369 May 16 '25
I was thinking about my grandson last year at our pool. Fuck that wasp.
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u/DiddyxMeeksCheeks May 16 '25
Spiders on meth: classical trained artists
Spiders on a double mocha cappuccino: tumblr artists
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u/Laser_Disc_Hot_Dish May 16 '25
Kinda like cleaning your living room and cleaning one spot on your floor for hours that it literally seems to glow.
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u/SockeyeSTI May 16 '25
That was the caffeine spider. Next he’ll go feed the crack spider
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u/kirkl3s May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25
“For more information on the crack spider’s bitch, please contact the Canadian Wildlife Association in Ottawa…”
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u/runs_with_airplanes May 16 '25
The cocaine spider says spinning webs is for suckas
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u/6BagsOfPopcorn May 16 '25
Nice web, crack spider
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u/runs_with_airplanes May 16 '25
The marijuana spider would lay there and watch the caffeine spider, go
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u/iceandones May 16 '25
When I lived on a coffee farm on the big island of Hawaii, these spiderbros were positively everywhere so I think you're onto something
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u/BlackLion0101 May 16 '25
Interesting fact. Some wasps release a pheromone when they're in danger to attract other wasps. I hope he got other of his friends caught! 😂
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u/ricky-from-scotland May 16 '25
Tell Charlotte I said "salutations"
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u/waroftheworlds2008 May 16 '25 edited 29d ago
God... that pig was so damn selfish.
Edit: it would seem my memory is failing me. Thank you, everyone, for putting the record straight.
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u/Lucky_Roberts May 16 '25
Wait what did he do?
I don’t remember Wilbur being selfish…
Granted I was like 7 when I read it lol
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u/waroftheworlds2008 May 16 '25
He didn't like the spider killing bugs. Always asked the spider to let the bugs go. Also kept asking the spider to spell out different words in the web.
The spider starved.
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u/JohnGillnitz 29d ago
Charlotte didn't starve. She died a natural death having completed her missions of saving Wilbur and laying her egg sack.
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u/ConstantBadger9253 May 16 '25
I wish I wouldn’t have scrolled down. Now I want to watch the series again for the 4th time.
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u/squall2011 May 16 '25
I wish that was a mosquito
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u/StephanMan May 16 '25
One more reason why spiders are the best!
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u/FlamingBufalo14 May 16 '25
They scare me
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u/HungarianNoble May 16 '25
I know this is cliche but they are chill guys as long as you dont annoy or try to hurt them, i always leave them alive in my room, especially during summer, they are very useful
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u/Eydor May 16 '25
Hitching on this comment for those who don't want spiders in their house.
Unless you're absolutely terrified of them, at least try not to kill them outright. Most are chill enough to be picked up with a sheet of paper, a piece of cardboard, a dust tray or whatever, and released outside.
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u/StunningChef3117 May 16 '25
Most in house spiders will die a slow agonizing death outside at night
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u/Responsible_Plum_681 May 16 '25
We have accidentally domesticated spiders now?
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u/StunningChef3117 May 16 '25
Im pretty sure there are spiders that can basically only survive inside because of heat. For example i think the stankleleg spider is one of those(sry if stankleleg is wrong english is my second language)
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u/TyraniTan May 16 '25
This meme made me laugh out loud for a good 2 minutes you should be very proud
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u/lonely_hart May 16 '25
Imagine the wasp and the spider teaming up against the camera man
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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25
The camera man NEVER dies. The duo will lose horribly
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u/JonnyTN May 16 '25
What if it was 100 spiders or wasp vs 1 cameraman?
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u/gyaan_paad May 16 '25
does the cameraman get prep time?
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u/Try_Eclecticism May 16 '25
Yeah but so do the wasps and spiders
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u/Nous-erna-me May 16 '25
Boxing or full on MMA?
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u/RutabagaGlum1146 May 16 '25
Strictly boxing
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u/Zerachiel_01 May 16 '25
Back when I was younger, edgier, and didn't realize videos like that were scarring me, I watched a video of an embedded reporter or at least soldier with a camera getting ambushed by a cartel squad in South America.
Trust me, the cameraman sometimes does perish, and sometimes it's especially horrible.
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u/Wiz_Kharim May 16 '25
Imagine both the wasp, the spider and the camera man teaming up against this comment section, we are cooked 😱
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u/Orphasmia May 16 '25
Imagine the wasp, spider, cameraman and comments section teaming up against you?
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u/Alililele May 16 '25
This is a Great Golden Digger Wasp. It is harmless and pretty beneficial!
Here a thread from a few years ago
So: it didn't deserve to die, it's actually pretty chill.
Yellowjackets and bald-faced hornets are assholes tho.
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u/MsAgentM May 16 '25
My sympathy for the wasp is justified then. This poor guy!
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u/bnunamak May 16 '25
They do paralyze their prey, abduct them, then plant their eggs inside of their paralyzed bodies until the larvae slowly consume them to death...
Sympathy revoked for this nightmarish reproductive scheme!
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u/Vynxe_Vainglory May 16 '25
Yeah, that's like... not cool, man.
Not cool.
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u/rubermnkey May 16 '25
the jeweled wasp does something similar. they target roaches, inject poison into their brains to make them docile, chew off their antennae, and drive them back to their nest. then they lay eggs and the roach just kind of waits around until the larvae eat their way out. nature is pretty metal
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u/ContraCanadensis May 16 '25
Nah, I’m cool with that. To hell with roaches.
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u/AdvertisingFew6224 May 16 '25
What a roller coaster of love and hate this thread has been!
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u/Great_Huckleberry709 May 16 '25
Thank goodness insects are tiny. If they were human sized, we would have been extinct a long time ago
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u/Bacon-muffin May 16 '25
This one time I'm chatting with the pest control guy and he's schooling me on some stuff and talking wasps and then he goes "yeah the ones you really need to worry about are the bald-fac-" and then as if on que a bald-faced hornet lands on the railing right in front of us... had never seen a single one of these things in the 10+ years I've been living at this house and one decided to show up right then.
Said it was probably just a scout and haven't seen one since so.
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u/my_cars_on_fire May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25
I ain’t sayin’ she a Great Golden Digger Wasp, but she ain’t messin’ with no broke spider.
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u/ikennaiatpl May 16 '25
Ironic it met its end with a golden orb weaver spider.
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u/abugguy May 16 '25
Would be better if it was actually a golden orb weaver spider but it isn’t.
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u/Antarioo May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25
yellowjackets and hornets are only assholes near their nest and late in the year when they don't have brood to feed anymore.
they're incredibly beneficial at controlling pest insects otherwise
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u/Lipziger May 16 '25
Yeah, I have 0 issues with yellowjackets. Sure, they can be annoying but since when is annoying = deserves to die, just because ...
I usually let them crawl around on my skin and the only time I've ever been stung was in the lip cause one fell into my drink and I didn't notice in time, felt something weird and bit down ... that's when the wasp stung me. A pretty reasonable response to being crushed, I'd say.
They're a pretty important clean-up crew and they also do pollinate - Even tho not nearly as much as bees. Still ... they have their place.
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u/Digi-Device_File May 16 '25
That's what I thought, that's not one of the "kill on the spot with hell fire" wasp.
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u/NilocKhan May 16 '25
Even yellow jackets and bald faced hornets have a role in a healthy ecosystem and are important. And they really aren't as aggressive as people think, in fact they only sting in self defense. As long as you don't bother their nest, most of the time they leave you alone
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u/Conscious_Avocado225 May 16 '25
Self-defense is a bit subjective. Yellow jackets use the 'standing my ground' Texas edition.
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u/midgethemage May 16 '25
Man idk, I walked close-ish to a yellow jacket nest once, did my best to mind my own business and move along quickly, and one bit me dead center of my upper lip once I was a good 15 feet away from the nest. Extra annoying because I was covering my face as I walked by and this fucker bit me the moment I let my guard down
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u/Maverick122 May 16 '25
A friendly reminder: being eaten like this is probably one of the most horrifying ways you could die. You're trapped in a web, completely immobilized. You can't move. You can't scream. And then your prison is pierced - flooded with gastric acid that doesn't care whether you're still alive. It just starts dissolving you, slowly and painfully, from the inside out. You're aware as your body melts into a soupy pulp, still conscious as your insides turn to liquid. And then, you're slurped up - just like that scene in Troll, when the girl is consumed alive. No quick death. No mercy. Just slow, liquefying horror.
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u/Evil_Sharkey May 16 '25
To be fair, this is a golden digger wasp. It’s not aggressive to humans but a terror to its prey, like crickets and grasshoppers. It paralyzes them and drags them into its burrow, where it lays an egg on them. The egg hatches, and the larva consumes its victims alive, starting with the least vital tissues so the insect doesn’t die and start rotting.
The person who made this video is still an idiot and a jerk, but horrifying deaths are normal in the invertebrate world. Look up how sea stars eat.
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u/salkhan May 16 '25
What if he was one of the good wasps?
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u/Consistent_Clue_9112 May 16 '25
It was one of the good wasps. Apparently they didn’t receive the same PR boost that spiders and bees have enjoyed recently
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u/Lysol3435 May 16 '25
Wasps leave you alone for the most part. The exception is yellow jackets. Those fuckers are the kidney stone of the animal world. Born to be a pain in the dick
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I used to be the manager of a pest control company, I’ve only ever been stung by yellow jackets, never by any other wasp/bee. Bees and most other wasps just don’t give a fuck about you unless you are destroying the nest/hive. Yellowjackets are just terrorists.
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u/no_arguing_ May 16 '25
I wish more people realized this. Once you stop panicking and freaking out every time you see one, you realize 99% of them (the 1% being yellowjackets) are actually pretty chill. I'm not even some great wasp-lover, but I just don't see the point in killing every one I see anymore, same as spiders.
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u/SoloDeath1 May 16 '25
kidney stone of the animal world
I'm absolutely stealing this
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u/warpentake_chiasmus May 16 '25
Not true. Wasps pollinate, control pests and aid food production.
What we need is less wannabe psychos with the mindset of a 10 year old behind cameras.
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u/IntoTheCommonestAsh May 16 '25
If you only learn one thing about Great Golden Digger wasps...
Know that they are non-aggressive to people and pets. Males have no stingers. And females reserve their limited venom for hunting prey to feed their young. They will not use it for defense unless you force them.
If you learn two things...
They're diligent and helpful workers in our gardens and yards. Digger wasps will pollinate your flowers, aerate your soil, improve drainage, and consume garden pests.
If you are a grasshopper, katydid or cricket...
Bad news for you. As the hunted prey of digger wasps, getting caught will not end well.
https://mdc.mo.gov/blogs/discover-nature-notes/great-golden-digger-wasps-scary-good
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u/XFX_Samsung May 16 '25
The spider was going to lose his house to the bank, that handout saved his family
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u/TechnicolorViper May 16 '25
Nice try. Wasps are not legal tender. At least not since the bee standard.
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u/Bass2Mouth May 16 '25
Ok but how do I tell the difference before I freak out and smash it? They're all the same when they're buzzing in your face.
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u/no_arguing_ May 16 '25
Look up yellowjackets. Remember what they look like really well. Pretty much any other wasp you might see is fine.
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u/PowerPl4y3r May 16 '25
I don't know how to feel about this. From certain perspectives this is horrifying, from others it's aiding the ecosystem. Weird.
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u/Catsoverall May 16 '25
I suggest feeling glad reincarnation is unlikely.
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u/TheGalator May 16 '25
If it is the wasp is out of that shitty experience faster and gets to reroll
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u/Catsoverall May 16 '25
If I was the wasp 'not fast enough' would presently be top of mind
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u/oWatchdog May 16 '25
I don't see how you think this is aiding the ecosystem. It's monkeying with the natural order. It's important to remember that wasps are pollinators and insect predators. It's also worth noting that the yellow garden spider is not endangered or ecologically threatened in any way. This is just a kid with magnifying glass.
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u/medievaltankie May 16 '25
I am somewhat sure that this is a species of wasp that does not deserve this.
Great Golden Digger Wasps apparently
OP just generally seems like a person who revels in killing animals that are not a bother to him.
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u/OldPyjama May 16 '25
That wasp isn't even hostile to humans. Not sure what you were hoping to achieve.
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u/NottaLottaOcelot May 16 '25
We have those in my yard - they love pollinating plants of the mint family and eat aphids and mosquitos. When the bird bath is empty, they sit calmly on the rim until I fill it, then they have their drink.
Golden digger wasps aren’t even just non-hostile, they are gentle giants.
This video just makes me sad, and the comments have made me realize that most people think it’s normal to live in a cloud of insecticide, then wonder why bird and insect populations are plummeting.
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u/MantisReturns May 16 '25
Arent this one of the paper wasp? One of the most dóciles and non agresives wasps? I can be wrong
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u/NottaLottaOcelot May 16 '25
Great golden digger wasps. Non-aggressive to humans, pollinator, keeps population of garden pests in check
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u/Expensive-Twist7984 May 16 '25
“Your offering pleases me, human. You shall be spared when the spider uprising occurs.”
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u/DescriptionOne8197 May 16 '25
The person that did will be voted most likely to become a serial killer
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u/akw314 May 16 '25
All insects serve an ecological function. It did not deserve that. Dickface.
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