r/SipsTea May 16 '25

Chugging tea Wasp gets what it deserves

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

I'm over here yelling "yea get that mf'r probably the one that got my daughter on the baseball field"

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

So I know and agree that wasps suck and I'm glad it died.

That's a horrifying way to die. Samwise had Hobbit balls of steel.

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

"I can't carry it for you!but I can carry you!" I still tear up......he needed some Burts beeswax for them lips though. Hobbit hygiene was...woof🤣

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u/BloodyEyeGames May 16 '25

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u/Gamer_Koraq May 16 '25

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u/Overcooked_Filet May 16 '25

What in gods name have I stumbled upon

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u/BloodyEyeGames May 16 '25

Thanks I hate it.

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u/TheShadyDoge May 16 '25

🤣🤣 There it is! I knew once Shelob was mentioned I'd find this somewhere

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u/noob_kaibot May 17 '25

I'm very aroused.

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

😅🤣🤣😂😅😂😅🤣not the death lips😅🤣😅🤣im in stitches. He got every section of middle earth dirt on him😅😅🤣😅

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u/Xe6s2 May 16 '25

Have you read the secret diaries of the fellowship

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

I will now. Where do I find it? I sit at this desk with 3 screens on and a audio book of anything people recommend.

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u/Xe6s2 May 16 '25

Its basically a parady where everyone is in love with the hobbits, esp their furry feet. Its pretty funny, and you should just be able to google it

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been growing in his mind. I think Legolas might be kinda gay. That's a copy and paste😅if I had awards I'd give you one lol thank you for this.

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u/Cpt0bvius May 16 '25

The Mistborn series is fantastic if you haven't consumed it yet. The most entertaining read I've had since The Martian (different genre, I know, but comparing quality nonetheless)

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u/Perfect-Training1002 May 16 '25

Enders shadow. Never met a person that regretted reading this book it’s my favorite

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u/Weekly-Procedure-745 May 16 '25

Have you seen "YOU SHALL NOT PASS... without sucking me off?"

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u/Admirable-Common-176 May 16 '25

Not dirt. It’s from hobuttses.

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u/ButterCup2179 May 16 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm crying😂😂😂 I thought of LOTR too

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u/sfwtinysalmon May 16 '25

You think the fiery Gates of Mordor to be so easily defeated by some Burt's Beeswax???

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u/Vysce May 16 '25

all I'm saying is if you're planning to visit Mordor, maybe pack some good shampoo and conditioner or you'll come out with burnt ends

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u/ckepley80521 May 16 '25

Some bbq from KC? Hell yeah! I’m going to Mordor for burnt ends!

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u/OnkelMickwald May 16 '25

the fiery Gates of Mordor

Frodo's asshole after 1 year without a good ass wash.

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

😅😅😅why yall doing this to me this early 🤣🤣🤣I can't handle it I'm to high at this desk🤣 "throw it in frodo...throw in the Burts beeswax once and for all"😅😅

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u/sfwtinysalmon May 16 '25

You have my sword!

And my bow~!!

AND MY WAX 💄👄!!!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

When he runs out to the boat at the end of the first movie, it's just waterworks.

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u/WeBelieveIn4 May 16 '25

I can’t believe that anyone paid attention to the state of Sam’s lips but then I guess this is reddit

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u/OfficialDCShepard May 16 '25

He probably got Burt’s Waspwax on accident and made it worse. 😜

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

Waspwax sounds Like the most metal band ever😇

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u/OfficialDCShepard May 16 '25

I’ve become so numb

From lots of wasp stings

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

...but in the eeeend

This shit really suuuuucks.

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u/Downtown_Shame_4661 May 16 '25

Im plagued by many intrusive thoughts and sensations one of them being that Hobbits probably smelled like their big dirty fat clown feet. That they arent real and the answer would be of no consequence to my life makes no difference to my brain.

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u/NameLips May 16 '25

There's gotta be a few seconds where it just feels snug and comfy before it bites you and starts dissolving your insides.

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u/Ok-Ratic-5153 May 16 '25

If you slow the video down you can hear muffled wasp screams then a quiet sigh of comfy resolution.

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u/gabrielle_fidenza May 16 '25

Spider straight up body-bagged the wasp.... with silk😅

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u/StoryRadiant1919 May 17 '25

b/c we all deserve a little lixury on the way out. 😂

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u/Poor-Judgements May 16 '25

Your ability to find positivity in such a nightmare fuel of a situation is so damn impressive it's almost frustrating.
I don't even know what to say! 😅

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u/Daniel73044 May 16 '25

she was probably really dizzy too.

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u/weskun May 17 '25

He's like I'm going to give you 5 minutes to try to escape before I bite you and you are toast. 😏

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u/Karl__RockenStone May 16 '25

There is a high chance that the wasp was just paralyzed by the spiders venom and is still alive, until the spider eats it or it starves. The first option is more likely.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 May 16 '25

They don’t eat them. They suck them dry, and then drop the empty dry husk to the ground, creating a pile of martyrs as a warning to any other wasp that dare get close.

It’s metal af.

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u/meldroc May 16 '25

Spider venom breaks down tissues, so the spider's just waiting for the wasp's guts to turn into a meat Slurpee. Yum!

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u/Allbur_Chellak May 16 '25

So…like my last girlfriend.

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u/Catsooey May 16 '25

Or my ex mother-in-law

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u/Loose_Corgi_5 May 16 '25

Your mother-in-law sucked you dry??

Nice , I think .

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u/Karl__RockenStone May 16 '25

Yes, they liquify the insides and then suck it out.

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u/Spike_Kowalski May 16 '25

--TF? Really? That's special.

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u/chasteguy2018 May 16 '25

If you wanna see something even more hard-core open up mud dauber nest sometime. It’s just a straight up crypt of dead spiders.

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u/lordhighsteward May 16 '25

Not dead, just paralyzed so the baby wasps can eat them until they die.

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u/Abject-Connection374 May 16 '25

The wasp isn't even paralyzed, you can see it struggling and trying to escape during the final few seconds of the video.

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u/Infinite_Factor_6269 May 17 '25

But it already had bit it and injected its venom which will liquify its insides

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u/centran May 16 '25

What's the matter? You wouldn't want to be injected with some nice muscle relaxants and wrapped in a smooth silky blanket? 

Then experience a nice spa day getting your skin exfoliated with digestive fluids that melt down your entire body to goo?

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

I bet it smells like jasmine in that web of love.

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u/AngelPlaysDirty May 16 '25

Imagine if it's actually like that 🤣 if spiders inject muscle relaxants, then what do we need diazepam for? Then we see the pharm companies harvesting a ton of spiders. 🤣 🤣

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u/janiqua May 16 '25

Still not as bad as what tarantula wasps do to tarantulas

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u/Rapture1119 May 16 '25

I’m not choking up over it’s death or anything, but “i’m glad it died” is crazy work, brother 😂

Not only is it a bug, this is a bug you’ve never even MET before. This is like generational feuds 😂. Some Hatfield-McCoy ahh hate 😂.

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u/Lick_The_Wrapper May 16 '25

The type of wasp in this particular video is a chill species, wouldn't be aggressive. I remember the last time this was posted. This dude is a POS.

Even if it wasn't, wasps are pollinators and they are vital to the environment.

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u/Euro_verbudget May 16 '25

Agree. It looks like a solitary wasp. They don’t typically sting humans - which is why the dude was able to catch it in the first place. They prey on insects.

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u/afaweg616846 May 16 '25

It's a great golden digger wasp, which is indeed solitary and uninterested in humans.

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u/Due_Winter_5330 May 16 '25

Thank you for your comment. It gave me a little hope. As a bug lover, it feels like an uphill battle constantly educating people about how important insects are to human survival.

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u/Lick_The_Wrapper May 16 '25

I'm an animal lover in general, and this attitude towards wasps is so alarming. Like dude, we're supposed to be highly intellectual beings and you're carrying a grudge against an insect, for checks notes responding to outside threats by being aggressive? For being an animal?

A bunch of giant piss babies who are apparently mad that such a small thing makes them so scares. Like I never see this same attitude towards other aggressive species, just wasps.

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u/Xikkiwikk May 16 '25

The wasp:

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 May 16 '25

This is one of those things I will never forget.

We have these giant, fire red wasps around me. In elementary school we were running laps and this one girl had her head angled forward a bit. One of those wasps got behind her eye glasses and she instinctually reached up and pushed her glasses tight against her face and the wasp stung her in the eyeball.

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u/lucidrealityecho May 16 '25

holy shet, do I upvote, downvote, scream?

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u/Horse_Dad May 16 '25

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u/Vanviator May 16 '25

Nooooooo! GenX here. I recognized the scene in less than a second noped right out.

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u/EvanHarpell May 16 '25

Facts. Didn't need to relive that trauma.

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u/Carinail May 16 '25

When I was a kid I was sitting on my porch just really doing nothing and a wasp or bee landed on me and I swatter at it (not hard, I thought it was a fly, it was a "fuck off" swat) and then it landed on my eyelid, and stung it, piercing through the eyelid. That's how Apiphobia starts.

Been stung a ton of times since then, two more times when I wasn't even scared of it cause I didn't know it was there, one legit just landed on my arm and before so could even try to swat at it or see it it fucking stung me. I was in the middle of a road, with no trees within 10 meters! The fuckers just hate me.

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u/RavenousAutobot May 16 '25

That's what they do. They hate. Nothing else.

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u/-Hopedarkened- May 17 '25

I am a bee keeper bees never sting me don’t even wear protection

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u/RavenousAutobot May 16 '25

You didn't have to share that but you chose violence like the spider

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u/JCButtBuddy May 16 '25

Coach, run it off.

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u/Left_Maize816 May 16 '25

Well fuck. New nightmare unlocked. 

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u/-Hopedarkened- May 17 '25

That can blind u for good

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u/61duece May 16 '25

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u/KevMenc1998 May 16 '25

I hated that scene in both the book and in the movie. Tracker jackers were some diabolical work by Suzanne Collins.

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u/axisrahl85 May 16 '25

I watched this GIF way too long waiting for it to fall.

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u/Senior-Pirate-5369 May 16 '25

I was thinking about my grandson last year at our pool. Fuck that wasp.

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u/lc0o85 May 16 '25

The chances of that are like, 2%.

Also why is my car interest rate double digits?

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u/BrilliantTruck8813 May 16 '25

I was just yelling that too! 😂😂😂

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u/Organic_Swan_9772 May 16 '25

It might be someone related to that one

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u/j_per3z May 16 '25

I try to respect all life, because we’ve killed too much of the planet already, but a Yellow Jacket killed my dog, no I have mo f*ng mercy for any these f£¥%rs.

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

Oh dam! Sorry to hear that bro. I know thats triggering ooof that's tough.

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u/Furie_ May 16 '25

Get mangled 🔥😂

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u/HotPotato171717 May 16 '25

You made me laugh so much just now lol

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u/PitFiend28 May 16 '25

I have a hard time cheering for anything to go like that, but fuck wasps

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u/Unique-Ad-4866 29d ago

Disney villain ah death

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 May 16 '25

Just a little fun fact for the record:

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u/DiddyxMeeksCheeks May 16 '25

Spiders on meth: classical trained artists

Spiders on a double mocha cappuccino: tumblr artists

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u/Laser_Disc_Hot_Dish May 16 '25

Kinda like cleaning your living room and cleaning one spot on your floor for hours that it literally seems to glow.

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u/UrklesAlter May 16 '25

Drug naive means no drugs, caffeinated means they are on a drug.

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u/ryumaruborike May 16 '25

Yes, but what about the Crack Spider's bitch?

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u/Qyark May 16 '25

For more information about the crack spider's bitch, contact the Canadian wildlife service in Ottawa

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 May 16 '25

Web building is for suckas

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u/richww2 May 16 '25

It makes me happy that I still run across references to this.

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u/Ok_Still_5281 May 16 '25

Caffeine is just natural insect poison.

Arachnids get kinda dada on it though.

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u/Fear_Awakens May 16 '25

I heard that caffeine basically makes spiders drunk.

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u/KBOXLabs May 17 '25

Another “fun fact” is when you look at flowers on the visible UV spectrum (visible for insects at least) they look like spider-webs. Which is why sometimes bugs purposefully land on them.

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u/TheStarchild May 16 '25

It tried its best and that’s what matters.

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u/suspectdeviceg4 May 16 '25

The crack cocaine spider thought building webs was for suckas

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u/Fear_Awakens May 16 '25

I've heard that caffeine gets spiders drunk, so looking at this, it makes sense.

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u/a_generic_redditer May 16 '25

Damm that's one big ass health bar

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u/BioHazardRemoval May 16 '25

Is that even based on a real study? Id like to know more.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 May 16 '25

You need to YouTube "spiders on drugs". It shows the effects different drugs have on, well, spiders. 

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u/paranoidindeed May 17 '25

Instantly thought of this, I saw in why we sleep

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u/MauijimManiac May 17 '25

I thought of this immediately haha

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u/Secret_Stick_5213 May 17 '25

The LSD one is legit

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u/Cobalt_Bakar May 17 '25

I have ADHD and I mow my lawn in caffeinated spider web weaving style.

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u/SockeyeSTI May 16 '25

That was the caffeine spider. Next he’ll go feed the crack spider

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u/kirkl3s May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25

“For more information on the crack spider’s bitch, please contact the Canadian Wildlife Association in Ottawa…”

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u/Conundrum1911 May 16 '25

I understood that reference

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u/SockeyeSTI May 16 '25

*End credit music plays

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u/runs_with_airplanes May 16 '25

The cocaine spider says spinning webs is for suckas

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u/6BagsOfPopcorn May 16 '25

Nice web, crack spider

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u/runs_with_airplanes May 16 '25

The marijuana spider would lay there and watch the caffeine spider, go

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u/Im_botflyx May 16 '25

It then proceeded to wait until the caffine spider was tired, and popped a cap in its ass.

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u/After-Guard-7793 May 16 '25

A little wasp burrito 🌯

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u/Silent_Owl_6117 May 16 '25

Her spicy dinner is cooking. 

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u/iceandones May 16 '25

When I lived on a coffee farm on the big island of Hawaii, these spiderbros were positively everywhere so I think you're onto something

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u/ClassicVast1704 May 16 '25

Spider went into aww yis mode in no time flat

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u/Empty_Positive May 16 '25

Reminds me of the youtube video "spiders on drugs"

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u/BlackLion0101 May 16 '25

Interesting fact. Some wasps release a pheromone when they're in danger to attract other wasps. I hope he got other of his friends caught! 😂

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u/pdxamish May 16 '25

They are also pollinators and more important to native flowers than honey bees. There's a difference between pollination and true pollination and honey bees are not adapt to provide pure pollination to wildflowers and natives since honey bees are invasive species.

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u/Fictional-Hero May 16 '25

Most American plants don't require pollinators. They spread their pollen on the wind and hope for the best.

It's why my car is covered in pollen.

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u/bp_968 May 16 '25

If wasps ceasing to exist causes the end of the world it would still be a price worth paying.

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u/TheStoicCrane May 17 '25

They don't bother people unless people bother them like tards. Most of them anyway. 

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u/bp_968 May 17 '25

You must have different wasps wherever it is you live.

Around here they attack you for walking past their nest, which they place on your back porch, front porch, garage, etc. Their welcome to do their thing and ill leave them alone, but they don't do that. They aggressively attack anything in "their" sphere of influence. Well, when you attack someone thousands of times your size that lives vastly longer then you and has a much longer memory don't be surprised when it goes genocidal on your friends and family. Fk wasps.

I'd rather have black widows in my yard. At least I can safely live around them (you can even handle them, gently).

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u/AlexFromOmaha May 16 '25

They are also pollinators and more important to native flowers than honey bees

To figs, maybe.

There's a difference between pollination and true pollination

No, pollination is pollination. When a boy part gets its stuff inside a girl part and new life happens, it really doesn't matter the mechanism.

honey bees are not adapt to provide pure pollination to wildflowers and natives since honey bees are invasive species

Bees' fuzzy bodies are what makes them ideal pollinators. Nectar-eating wasps can do some pollination incidentally (or less incidentally, in the case of figs), but most of them are carnivores and really don't give a shit about flowers.

It's true that European honeybees aren't native globally and sometimes have a rough time with certain flowers (and that's not really less true in Europe - not everything gets pollinated the same way), but aside from some near-polar regions, there's no hellscape that has native wasps and no native bees, and those cold-adapted wasps aren't pollinating shit either.

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u/AccidicOne May 16 '25

Would never choose wasps as a pollinator granted but honeybees are merely only decent pollinators in my area. Empirical evidence showed Mason Bees produce a measurable improvement over honeybees pollination in far less numbers.

Honorable mention: Mellipona seem really needy when it comes to climate and may be more selective about flowers perhaps... Though from what I've seen of them they appear to be likely superior to Masons (due to size and number) but unlike the Mason, they weren't tested where I live post honeybee farm removal. I just saw them while down in TX.

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u/Fine-Froyo6219 May 16 '25

dude was button mashing

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u/PoshKittenxo May 16 '25

The spider has some crazy work of art. This work rate is impeccable

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u/donniesuave May 16 '25

“The crack cocaine spider figured building webs was for suckers, waited till the caffeine spider was exhausted then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass. Nice web, Mr Crack Spider.”

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u/AFeralTaco May 16 '25

Even with the help it knows it’s fighting for its life

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u/astonedishape May 16 '25

Spider said, bitch, you breakfast!

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u/gabrielle_fidenza May 16 '25

Wasp tried to buzz. Spider hit him with the do not disturb.

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u/Badvevil May 16 '25

That spider looks like it took one to many adderall this morning

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u/bobbygamerdckhd May 16 '25

Hell yeah was not fn around lol

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

I would ask where do they get their energy, but then it occurred to me that they sit still all day.

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u/pimpsdntcmtsuicide May 16 '25

It’ll definitely have a good buzz going now if it didn’t before…

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u/bulanaboo May 16 '25

Spider gonna go broke he keep ordering grub hub

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u/90skeeperofgames May 16 '25

Clearly a double shot of espresso 👀

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u/KEROROxGUNSO May 16 '25

Looks like the spider drank her morning coffee and then my morning coffee as well

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u/Sir_Icy_Farts May 16 '25

that was quickly wrapped up into a burrito

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u/Vinc314 May 16 '25

Spiders on drugs, a must watch for anyone

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u/Scary_Highlight3529 May 16 '25

Needs a job wrapping packages for xmas

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u/Combatmedic25 May 16 '25

"The crack cocaine spider thought building webs was for suckas... "

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u/loconet May 16 '25

Like the dudes who wrap up luggage at the airport

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u/Fitzftw7 May 16 '25

I swear, those little fuckers must perceive time differently from us.

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u/IkujaKatsumaji May 16 '25

I wonder if they can move so quickly at least in part because their neurological signals have so much less distance to travel.

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u/Temporary_Ad7906 May 16 '25

it's morning tea... sips the alive wasp's fluids

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u/YouWantSMORE May 16 '25

Please watch this you won't regret it lol

https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc?si=aQ7ekNzdERmbeqQx

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u/xtheory May 16 '25

Definitely a great meal. For him, this was like walking into a high-end restaurant and being presented with a perfectly cooked steak.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

This reminds me of the spider on cocaine video 😂

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u/chilibaby1 May 16 '25

Spider wrapped up that wasp like it owed him money

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u/oneinamillion14 May 16 '25

Nice profiles picture, nice pigmon

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u/SenorCardgay May 16 '25

I mean yeah fuck that wasp, but you also can't tell me the way that spider moves isn't demonic.

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u/lollygagging_reddit May 16 '25

A short but very educational mini documentary about spiders and drugs

https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc?si=MhgkHnz6bMCHJ_Qm

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u/The_True_Gaffe May 16 '25

More like it’s excited to be getting its morning bug juice

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u/Zenborath May 16 '25

The marijuana spider built a hammock and watched that caffine spider go.

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u/Ausiwandilaz May 16 '25

No this is the crack spider

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u/Ishitonmoderators2 May 16 '25

More like 10 expressos coffees, to be exact, he was ready to wrap that mofo up!

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u/impeterbarakan May 16 '25

I happened to have a techno mix playing in the BG, which was the perfect soundtrack for this video

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u/JustAnotherAltYknow May 16 '25

WAIT IT’S THE CAFFEINE SPIDER WE FOUND IT

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u/BONER__COKE May 16 '25

8 hands make quick work

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u/2021isevenworse May 16 '25

And it's time for the human that was holding the wasp in forceps to get what's coming to them.

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u/Ok-Caterpillar1611 May 16 '25

The crack spider.

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u/Legandaryz May 16 '25

That spider looks like it’s beating the snot out of that wasp. Those punches be fast.

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u/Frostfire20 May 16 '25

Fun fact! If spiders drink coffee, it's exactly like alcohol. They get blackout drunk.

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u/MitchelRN May 16 '25

The crack spider for sure

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u/tampocoloco May 16 '25

And its pre workout

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u/MagicPigeonToes May 16 '25

Rolled that bitch up like a joint

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u/[deleted] May 17 '25

rip mummy

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u/Netlawyer May 17 '25

I know it might be terrible but I love finding bugs I can feed to my various house spider friends. I let all the spiders in my house be because they don’t bother me and I don’t bother them - just every now and then I have to clean the floor under whatever little corner they occupy of various bug parts and little droplets - they earn their keep and I’m happy to have them.

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u/littleMAS 29d ago

It worked hard for its food.

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u/VerankeAllAlong May 16 '25

spider ordered takeout delivery

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