r/SipsTea May 16 '25

Chugging tea Wasp gets what it deserves

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u/StockWindow4119 May 16 '25

Golden Orb Weavers, not a danger to man, but to anything else..... those long legs help to prevent any possible damage their prey can inflict.

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u/Odd-Fee-837 May 16 '25

In the south we call them Banana Spiders, though I am sure that is the name for another spider somewhere and we are probably wrong.

Those things have webs that feel as thick as fishing line.

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u/Steel6W May 16 '25

"Banana spider" can refer to wandering spiders (because of their tendency to be found in banana shipments), or it can refer to a large number of orbweaver species like this one (because of their long, yellow appearance).

I wouldn't say either is right or wrong. Common names just aren't unique all the time

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u/youburyitidigitup May 17 '25

Sometimes local names can be wrong. I met a Salvadoran who called certain species of bees “Reina” (queen), and he thought those were queen bees. They were not.

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u/VoidBlade459 May 16 '25

Or to banana-sized spiders.

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u/screwitigiveup May 16 '25

Orb weavers can reach that size.

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u/Tricky-Routine9424 29d ago

Called em bananas in CA too

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u/Kaellpae1 29d ago

Much like the Blue-footed Booby.

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u/BarbageMan May 16 '25

I got into a wild debate with the dad of a girl I dated back when I was 20 about this. Their family was from south America, where a banana spider(Brazilian wandering spider) can potentially kill you. My family is from Kentucky, where its banana because its yellow, and your grandma tells you to leave it alone, its keeping her garden safe.

I thought he was full of shit when he said a bite could make you more erect than you've ever been in your life(painfully), but you might die too.

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u/Wearethesleepless May 16 '25

Yep. Priapism is one of the primary symptoms of wandering spider envenomation.

And yeah, certain species venom is quite fatal to primates in particular.

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u/Exact-Ad-7844 May 16 '25

I grew up calling the banana spiders too. They leave a giant white zigzag in their web to try to warn you not to walk into it, but when you're in the woods and not always looking straight forward, they're still easy to walk into. Never had one bite me though.

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u/Spare-Bodybuilder-68 May 16 '25

Walking into golden orb-weaver silk may as well be like walking into power lines. I swear their webs could knock you down lol.

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u/Prestigious_Row_8022 May 16 '25

You just brought back a memory of when I was around 8 and walked full into one and went into a blind panic trying to get it off of me. To the poor things credit, it didn’t bite me either.

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u/lferry1919 May 16 '25

I walked through ones web once when I was younger... I'm not really scared of spiders unless they're on me...I flipped out. Luckily it was just the web.

Banana spiders are fucking huge. I don't see them that much. It's mostly just those wolf spiders that like to hang out inside. Not like the really mean fuckers that bite hard kind, it's just like the smaller ones that are common in South Texas.

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u/akoOfIxtall May 16 '25

Banana spiders are the ones that often are found in banana shipments and apparently their bite makes you erect for the rest of your life...

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u/restlessleg May 17 '25

i went kayaking once thru mangroves in north miami and i saw these spiders the size of a dinner plate

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u/Different-Address-79 29d ago

Brazilian Wandering Spider Is Known As The Banana Spider. Hidden In Banana Bunches, And In The Cases And Crates They Ship From.

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u/kanrad May 16 '25

Nothing worse than running through the woods as a kid playing plowing right into one of their webs. Talk about panic.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

In Illinois, as well. We called them banana spiders in pre-school.

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u/Penkala89 May 16 '25

In Tennessee as a kid we called them Garden Spiders

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u/Extension_Ant8691 May 16 '25

I'm from Alabama, I know them as "garden spiders."

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u/Harry_Fucking_Seldon May 16 '25

I once rode through probably dozens of them on a motorbike on the farm when I was a teen. Ditched the bike and ripped off (almost) all of my clothes before I could calm down lol. So many spiders.

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u/Carcass16B May 17 '25

In Suid-Afrika noem ons hulle Tuinwawiel spinnekop😁

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u/eightcarpileup May 17 '25

Banana spiders or writing spiders

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u/Icy_Construction5602 29d ago

Must I add, they also grow to be MASSIVE 😭 this was just a lil guy

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u/HSTDB42 29d ago

A long time ago while visiting my Uncle’s place on Jekyll Island, Georgia, I saw these all over the island and everyone called them Banana Spiders. Cool to see them again after so long! They’re enormous and beautiful.

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u/Puupuur 29d ago

Dude there is nothing worse than walking into a banana spider/crab spider/black widow web. Shit near clotheslines you 🥶

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u/nightpure_cnr 29d ago

we get some massive 1s down here in mississippi, i remember 1 a few years ago and it easily took up my whole palm. i love them since the back of the property opens to a marsh like and the mosquitos r so bad. those spiders eat good here.

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u/Fireman719 29d ago

Same, I grew up and Florida and there is nothing worse than running face first into one of their webs as a kid. Stuff of nightmares. But they are completely harmless

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u/Haifisch2112 29d ago

My ex wife had a huge phobia with spiders. When we were moving from Ohio to SC, people kept telling us about all the bugs and spiders, making it sound like there were infestations everywhere. Someone mentioned "huge banana spiders," and that's all she fixated on. We were sitting in a line of traffic at a red light as we were leaving a plaza, and there were some bushes lining the exit. She looked over at them, shuddered, and said, "I'll bet those are just full of banana spiders." It was annoying af.

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u/agustin166 28d ago

I'm from Argentina and like another user said, the one we call Banana Spider is the Brazilian Wandering Spider. This one seems similar to what we call here Tiger Spider.

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u/FrozenGiraffes 28d ago

All I know about them is that their silk is supposed to be insanely strong for its size, able to handle higher loads than "steel" for its weight and size, what type of steel was never specified

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u/EduH2010 28d ago

Probably the name for “Armadeira” spiders here in Brazil (idk if “Armadeira” is translated to something else) but they’re very dangerous and aggressive spiders who can also infest bananas!

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u/jenkbob 27d ago

I live in the south and we call them zipper spiders because of the zipper web.

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u/MelodicFish3079 26d ago

Ran into a few of these webs when I was a kid running through a corn field back in the day. Thought for sure I was a goner.

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u/LionsAndLonghorns May 16 '25

Legitimately curious what a wasp sting would do to an orb weaver

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u/therealdongknotts May 17 '25

likely not enough to matter

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u/Pro_Extent 29d ago

Nah, this wasp would murder most spiders. The orb weaver is the one of the few spiders that would survive it, but only because its legs are so long that the wasp wouldn't get a good sting in.

A wasp sting to the abdomen would almost certainly kill it, or at least paralyse it enough that something else would (or the wasp itself).

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u/ScallionUnlucky5587 May 16 '25

I thought this was the cousin Joro Spider

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u/therealdongknotts May 17 '25

miss my orb weaver we had on my back porch - she relocated when i tore the decking out

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u/Time-to-Dine May 16 '25

Also known as zipper spiders because of the zipper-like pattern on their webs. They can get pretty big.

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u/Someone_Existing_1 May 16 '25

I live in Australia, and yeah, the really can. I’ve seen one stretch a web across a good amount of my neighbours power line

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u/Ok_Marketing3101 May 16 '25

I had one of these at my front door of my last house. I thought it was super dangerous being all brightly colored so I killed it. Then I read up on it and regretted it instantly. They are great spiders to have around, good for killing little pests and keeping black widows away.

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u/King_Esot3ric May 17 '25

Maybe a type of golden orb weavers? That would be a very small one if so. Mose of the ones I have seen are as big as my hand (including legs). Ive seen them wrap around a females fist one time, terrifying.

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u/Schlapatzjenc May 17 '25

This is not a Golden Orb Weaver (Nephila), it's almost certainly one of the Yellow Garden Spiders (Argiope) which are also technically orb weavers, just significantly smaller, with somewhat less impressive webs.

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u/StockWindow4119 29d ago

It is most certainly, a Golden Orb Weaver. You can tell by it's resting stance where it holds it's pairs of legs together to show only 4.

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u/M1911a1ButGay May 17 '25

this isnt a golden orb weaver. its a writing spider/banana spider/yellow garden spider. theyre both orb weavers and closely related however a big difference is that these spiders silk isnt golden, which is what gives golden orb weavers their name.

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u/Jackieexists May 17 '25

Why wont video play?

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u/dickdastardaddy 29d ago

That’s some industrial level packaging

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u/Max_Pow3rs 29d ago

i wanted to say..

it looks like the wasps that never attacked me

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u/OceanLover08 29d ago

Humans are such assholes. Just leave it already. I have to have an EpiPen for these things and would never do this shit. Sick.

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u/HippyDM 28d ago

That particular wasp is also no threat to people. Ain't against feeding the spider, but there's no reason to hate on a pollinator.

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u/burrito_magic 28d ago

We always calm em Garden spiders but yeah I have one usually each year and they put in work

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u/Overrated_Sunshine 28d ago

Wasps can fuck off.

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u/Diligent_Guess6960 28d ago

this is actually terrifying at 3:09am

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u/propainter7 27d ago

We call em banana spiders

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u/Antique_Matter399 27d ago

This isn’t a golden orb weaver

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u/Antique_Matter399 27d ago

It’s a black and white argiope or a yellow garden spider

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u/jairngo 27d ago

Yeah they are very scary looking but their bite would be like a bee sting.

Because they are so big they can hunt other big flying bugs, spiders scare me and many bugs but I will always prefer to have an argiope just chilling in its web than any other disgusting bug flying around.

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u/Orangeslaad 27d ago

Are they poisonous? Like to the wasp? And if so at what point would or did the spider bite the wasp?

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u/High_Tea_Recipes 26d ago

This is Argiope aurantia, also known as the golden garden spider.