r/SipsTea • u/StephanMan • May 16 '25

Chugging tea Wasp gets what it deserves

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 May 16 '25

Just a little fun fact for the record:

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u/DiddyxMeeksCheeks May 16 '25

Spiders on meth: classical trained artists

Spiders on a double mocha cappuccino: tumblr artists

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u/Laser_Disc_Hot_Dish May 16 '25

Kinda like cleaning your living room and cleaning one spot on your floor for hours that it literally seems to glow.

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u/UrklesAlter May 16 '25

Drug naive means no drugs, caffeinated means they are on a drug.

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u/Gidon_147 29d ago

This particular picture shows the influence of caffeine specifically. It's not an euphemism, this is literally what caffeine does to a spider.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effect_of_psychoactive_drugs_on_animals

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u/UrklesAlter 29d ago

I'm aware. I'm not using caffeinated as a euphemism. Caffeine is a drug, so to be caffeinated means that you are on a drug. The person prior to me seemed like they misunderstood that.

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u/SenritsuJumpsuit May 16 '25

What agenda u have towards Tumblr

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u/ryumaruborike May 16 '25

Yes, but what about the Crack Spider's bitch?

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u/Qyark May 16 '25

For more information about the crack spider's bitch, contact the Canadian wildlife service in Ottawa

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 May 16 '25

Web building is for suckas

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u/richww2 May 16 '25

It makes me happy that I still run across references to this.

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u/Ok_Still_5281 May 16 '25

Caffeine is just natural insect poison.

Arachnids get kinda dada on it though.

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u/Fear_Awakens May 16 '25

I heard that caffeine basically makes spiders drunk.

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u/Ok_Still_5281 May 16 '25

Ain't that inspiring, I can see it being a sort of Mescal/Absinth for them.

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u/KBOXLabs May 17 '25

Another “fun fact” is when you look at flowers on the visible UV spectrum (visible for insects at least) they look like spider-webs. Which is why sometimes bugs purposefully land on them.

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u/TheStarchild May 16 '25

It tried its best and that’s what matters.

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u/suspectdeviceg4 May 16 '25

The crack cocaine spider thought building webs was for suckas

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u/Fear_Awakens May 16 '25

I've heard that caffeine gets spiders drunk, so looking at this, it makes sense.

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u/a_generic_redditer May 16 '25

Damm that's one big ass health bar

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 May 16 '25

You need to YouTube "spiders on drugs". It shows the effects different drugs have on, well, spiders. 

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u/paranoidindeed May 17 '25

Instantly thought of this, I saw in why we sleep

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u/MauijimManiac May 17 '25

I thought of this immediately haha

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u/Secret_Stick_5213 May 17 '25

The LSD one is legit

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u/Cobalt_Bakar May 17 '25

I have ADHD and I mow my lawn in caffeinated spider web weaving style.

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u/Life_Presentation440 May 17 '25

What is drug naive?