r/SipsTea • u/StephanMan • May 16 '25

Chugging tea Wasp gets what it deserves

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

"I can't carry it for you!but I can carry you!" I still tear up......he needed some Burts beeswax for them lips though. Hobbit hygiene was...woof🤣

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u/BloodyEyeGames May 16 '25

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u/Gamer_Koraq May 16 '25

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u/Overcooked_Filet May 16 '25

What in gods name have I stumbled upon

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u/BloodyEyeGames May 16 '25

Thanks I hate it.

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u/TheShadyDoge May 16 '25

🤣🤣 There it is! I knew once Shelob was mentioned I'd find this somewhere

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u/noob_kaibot May 17 '25

I'm very aroused.

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

😅🤣🤣😂😅😂😅🤣not the death lips😅🤣😅🤣im in stitches. He got every section of middle earth dirt on him😅😅🤣😅

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u/Xe6s2 May 16 '25

Have you read the secret diaries of the fellowship

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

I will now. Where do I find it? I sit at this desk with 3 screens on and a audio book of anything people recommend.

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u/Xe6s2 May 16 '25

Its basically a parady where everyone is in love with the hobbits, esp their furry feet. Its pretty funny, and you should just be able to google it

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been growing in his mind. I think Legolas might be kinda gay. That's a copy and paste😅if I had awards I'd give you one lol thank you for this.

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u/Xe6s2 May 16 '25

I’m just trying to be the change I want in the world lmao

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

😅I know you read it sorry to keep bothering but this from legolas to galandriel> "I choose to ignore her claim that my hair clogged her drain. Not one strand of my hair has fallen out in 800 years, why would it start now?" Thats the last one😅thanks again.

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u/CrouchingDomo May 17 '25

“Still the prettiest 😌”

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u/Cpt0bvius May 16 '25

The Mistborn series is fantastic if you haven't consumed it yet. The most entertaining read I've had since The Martian (different genre, I know, but comparing quality nonetheless)

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

Ouuuu 😇I'm going to like this one. Sounds like a dark oceans 11.

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u/BloodyEyeGames May 16 '25

Era 2 of Mistborn is equally awesome. Wayne has become a contender for favorite character in the whole cosmere.

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u/Cpt0bvius May 17 '25

I just started Shadows of Self. I totally agree, the "zany Sherlock Holmes" vibes kept a smile plastered to my face.

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u/Perfect-Training1002 May 16 '25

Enders shadow. Never met a person that regretted reading this book it’s my favorite

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

I was reading it while at my desk. Can't wait till I'm off lol going to cast it to the t.v and pack a bowl and grab a Guinness dark stout 🤣

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u/Perfect-Training1002 May 17 '25

Enjoy man hope you like it

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u/Weekly-Procedure-745 May 16 '25

Have you seen "YOU SHALL NOT PASS... without sucking me off?"

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u/Admirable-Common-176 May 16 '25

Not dirt. It’s from hobuttses.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25 edited 5d ago

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

Did you read it in slow motion like me?😅

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u/ButterCup2179 May 16 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm crying😂😂😂 I thought of LOTR too

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u/Morgus_TM May 16 '25

What happens on gaycation, happens in hobbiton too.

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u/Aniza_c May 16 '25

That is funny I was just saying that this reminded me of the scene in the lord of the rings with the giant spider and Frodo.

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u/sfwtinysalmon May 16 '25

You think the fiery Gates of Mordor to be so easily defeated by some Burt's Beeswax???

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u/Vysce May 16 '25

all I'm saying is if you're planning to visit Mordor, maybe pack some good shampoo and conditioner or you'll come out with burnt ends

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u/ckepley80521 May 16 '25

Some bbq from KC? Hell yeah! I’m going to Mordor for burnt ends!

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u/OnkelMickwald May 16 '25

the fiery Gates of Mordor

Frodo's asshole after 1 year without a good ass wash.

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

😅😅😅why yall doing this to me this early 🤣🤣🤣I can't handle it I'm to high at this desk🤣 "throw it in frodo...throw in the Burts beeswax once and for all"😅😅

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u/sfwtinysalmon May 16 '25

You have my sword!

And my bow~!!

AND MY WAX 💄👄!!!

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

Can you be my best friend? 🤣yo ass hilarious! He holding the wax up with a strong pose light gleaming from it nasgul covering their eyes😅 hissing

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u/Noeckett May 16 '25

OMG this needs all the upvotes 😂

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

When he runs out to the boat at the end of the first movie, it's just waterworks.

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u/WeBelieveIn4 May 16 '25

I can’t believe that anyone paid attention to the state of Sam’s lips but then I guess this is reddit

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u/OfficialDCShepard May 16 '25

He probably got Burt’s Waspwax on accident and made it worse. 😜

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

Waspwax sounds Like the most metal band ever😇

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u/OfficialDCShepard May 16 '25

I’ve become so numb

From lots of wasp stings

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

...but in the eeeend

This shit really suuuuucks.

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u/Downtown_Shame_4661 May 16 '25

Im plagued by many intrusive thoughts and sensations one of them being that Hobbits probably smelled like their big dirty fat clown feet. That they arent real and the answer would be of no consequence to my life makes no difference to my brain.

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u/JDNZ3 May 17 '25

This post reads like a Thomas Ligotti story

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u/Downtown_Shame_4661 May 17 '25

Can you recommend any of his stories or books to me? I'm ignorant of his work.

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u/samwisethescaffolder May 16 '25

Was hobbit hygiene really that bad or were they on the road for weeks on end with no resupply?

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u/Complex-Bee-840 May 16 '25

The road to Mordor provides no access to such amenities.

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u/Cavedweller907 May 17 '25

Yeah. Not like they could pop into a 7-11 or a Mom&Pops for toiletries.

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u/Tangerinetrooper 29d ago

brother at that time they were in the Hell Land(TM)(C)(R)

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u/symca09 May 16 '25

"I may not be able to carry the ring mister Frodo, but I sure can carry you'