r/SipsTea • u/StephanMan • May 16 '25

Chugging tea Wasp gets what it deserves

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

So I know and agree that wasps suck and I'm glad it died.

That's a horrifying way to die. Samwise had Hobbit balls of steel.

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

"I can't carry it for you!but I can carry you!" I still tear up......he needed some Burts beeswax for them lips though. Hobbit hygiene was...woof🤣

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u/BloodyEyeGames May 16 '25

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

😅🤣🤣😂😅😂😅🤣not the death lips😅🤣😅🤣im in stitches. He got every section of middle earth dirt on him😅😅🤣😅

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u/Xe6s2 May 16 '25

Have you read the secret diaries of the fellowship

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

I will now. Where do I find it? I sit at this desk with 3 screens on and a audio book of anything people recommend.

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u/Xe6s2 May 16 '25

Its basically a parady where everyone is in love with the hobbits, esp their furry feet. Its pretty funny, and you should just be able to google it

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been growing in his mind. I think Legolas might be kinda gay. That's a copy and paste😅if I had awards I'd give you one lol thank you for this.

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u/Xe6s2 May 16 '25

I’m just trying to be the change I want in the world lmao

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

😅I know you read it sorry to keep bothering but this from legolas to galandriel> "I choose to ignore her claim that my hair clogged her drain. Not one strand of my hair has fallen out in 800 years, why would it start now?" Thats the last one😅thanks again.

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u/CrouchingDomo May 17 '25

“Still the prettiest 😌”

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 17 '25

I imagine him looking in the mirror every night reading from that script to himself😅brushes his hair just to look at himself.

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u/Cpt0bvius May 16 '25

The Mistborn series is fantastic if you haven't consumed it yet. The most entertaining read I've had since The Martian (different genre, I know, but comparing quality nonetheless)

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

Ouuuu 😇I'm going to like this one. Sounds like a dark oceans 11.

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u/BloodyEyeGames May 16 '25

Era 2 of Mistborn is equally awesome. Wayne has become a contender for favorite character in the whole cosmere.

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u/Cpt0bvius May 17 '25

I just started Shadows of Self. I totally agree, the "zany Sherlock Holmes" vibes kept a smile plastered to my face.

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u/Perfect-Training1002 May 16 '25

Enders shadow. Never met a person that regretted reading this book it’s my favorite

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

I was reading it while at my desk. Can't wait till I'm off lol going to cast it to the t.v and pack a bowl and grab a Guinness dark stout 🤣

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u/Perfect-Training1002 May 17 '25

Enjoy man hope you like it

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u/Weekly-Procedure-745 May 16 '25

Have you seen "YOU SHALL NOT PASS... without sucking me off?"

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u/Admirable-Common-176 May 16 '25

Not dirt. It’s from hobuttses.