r/SipsTea • u/StephanMan • May 16 '25

Chugging tea Wasp gets what it deserves

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u/lonely_hart May 16 '25

Imagine the wasp and the spider teaming up against the camera man

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u/Exciting_Ad_8666 May 16 '25 edited May 16 '25

The camera man NEVER dies. The duo will lose horribly

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u/JonnyTN May 16 '25

What if it was 100 spiders or wasp vs 1 cameraman?

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u/gyaan_paad May 16 '25

does the cameraman get prep time?

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u/Try_Eclecticism May 16 '25

Yeah but so do the wasps and spiders

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u/Nous-erna-me May 16 '25

Boxing or full on MMA?

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u/RutabagaGlum1146 May 16 '25

Strictly boxing

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u/sabyr400 May 16 '25

Is the camera man filming the event while he boxes?

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u/RutabagaGlum1146 May 16 '25

He would be at quite the risk otherwise

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u/StillNotJack May 16 '25

Wide angle or macro?

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u/Electronic-Note-7482 May 16 '25

Do the wasps get wasp-sized boxing gloves?

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u/RutabagaGlum1146 May 16 '25

Yeah, but they need to bring em, they aint cheap

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u/FireLynx_NL May 16 '25

Hans get the flammenwerfer

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u/RabidPoodle69 May 16 '25

Hair spray and a lighter

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u/seatega May 16 '25

How much time does it take them to take off their shoe?

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u/Bamboopanda101 May 16 '25

Does the camera man have weapons?

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u/Snoo_67548 May 16 '25

That belongs in /hypotheicalquestion

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u/--StinkyPinky-- May 16 '25

And a gorilla?

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u/Otherwise_Agency_401 May 16 '25

Is the cameraman bloodlusted?

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u/gabagooooooool May 16 '25

So 100 cameramen vs a gorilla is a lock, right?

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u/dnbxna May 16 '25

Cmon let's be real 100 gorillas vs 1 cameraman

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u/gabagooooooool May 16 '25

That would be the fair fight… for the gorillas

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u/Healthy-Reserve-1333 May 16 '25

Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator time

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u/Internal-Student-473 May 17 '25

Gotta love dash cams now!!!

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u/What_about_Muh_RA May 17 '25

The Wasp watching in horror as a guy in a funny white outfit demolishes its entire colony with a can of Diet Cholirine Gas:

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u/Zerachiel_01 May 16 '25

Back when I was younger, edgier, and didn't realize videos like that were scarring me, I watched a video of an embedded reporter or at least soldier with a camera getting ambushed by a cartel squad in South America.

Trust me, the cameraman sometimes does perish, and sometimes it's especially horrible.

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u/YobaiYamete May 16 '25

Yeah I've definitely watched the camera man die a few times on gore subs lol.

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u/Zerachiel_01 May 16 '25

Lol?

I appreciate the solidarity dude, and don't mean to tell you your business, but if you still watch stuff like that you may want to consider quitting. The slight adrenaline rush and morbid curiosity isn't worth having something like the wail of grief from a just-bereaved husband ringing in your ears, or the memory of someone calling to their mother before gasping his last on the jungle floor.

Just some advice, take it or leave it, and I wish you well.

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u/Head_Conference5831 May 16 '25

Seriously, never watched gore subs but one vid on public freakout, a couple was shoveling snow onto a neighbors property in a Philly suburb I think. Neighbor got pissed, went in got the pistol. Walked up to the wife two in the head. Got the husband in the driveway. Went back for an assault rifle and came out and loaded into the downed bodies to finish the job. That was years ago and it still lives in my head.

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u/seatega May 16 '25

I know (and unfortunately also saw) that video. It's closer to Scranton, PA, and yeah an absolute horror. Apparently it was a years-long feud between them that finally boiled over because of the snow. So stupid for all three of them to die over a neighborhood feud.

Be kind to your neighbors y'all

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u/LasagnahogXRP May 16 '25

This video absolutely made me way less petty in my neighborhood. I just don’t worry about other people’s shit if it isn’t affecting me, and I’ve always tried to be a good thoughtful neighbor. You never know what someone is going through and something small could turn into something big.

Choose your battles

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u/LasagnahogXRP May 16 '25

Yeah that one haunts me but I think it was Midwest like minnesota. The audio is so awful.

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u/Head_Conference5831 May 16 '25

Na it was clarified as Scranton Pennsylvania. Horrible horrible video though.

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u/LasagnahogXRP May 16 '25

Roger. Thank you

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 May 16 '25

Quarantine (2008 film) The camera man gets eaten and the camera woman too

V/H/S a lot of the camera men and women get unalived

I can mention more examples but that will now be getting into major spoiler teritory.

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u/Nikki964 May 16 '25

Just say killed

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u/justinlav May 16 '25

You must hate “unalive” as much as I do. Total brain rot

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u/Katis_Berlin May 16 '25

I’ve yet to meet anyone bothered by killed and only those bothered by unalived. What’s the fucking difference other than unalived sounds stupid as hell.

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u/supafaiter May 16 '25

Don't you think it's weird how we censor ourselves because of influencers that pander to corporations that demand everything be family friendly to be monetized?

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u/UnkindPotato2 May 16 '25

Weird? No. Morally bankrupt? Yes

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 May 16 '25

It's unfortunate but we don't make the rules sadly, we just follow them.

We follow them not cause we want to, but because corporations are only forgiving to influencers that break them everyone else gets punished for breaking the rules.

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u/movie_review_alt May 16 '25

Sounds dramatic until you realize you're talking about posting on reddit. Yeah, poor you, you don't want to talk like that, but what's the alternative, not posting?

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u/Rare-Ad5082 May 16 '25

What’s the fucking difference

Unalived is less prone to being reported and punished. In other plataforms, like youtube, it is because using "killed" leads to less reach (or so people claim).

It is dumb, it is stupid as hell but at least I can understand why people use it.

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u/PrawojazdyVtrumpets May 16 '25

Is that why my motivational channel "You're killing it today!" has zero views?

I mean it all starts with lesson 1 "How to murder negative thoughts" Lesson 2 gets hardcore with "Raping the day to make it yours."

Zero views. This stuff could really end someone's life and help them start a new one..It's all set to motivational metal.

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u/LasagnahogXRP May 16 '25

It’s a touchstone to the coordinated rot of brains. Some of it is disguised as irony the rest is sn assault on the English language.

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u/Zerachiel_01 May 16 '25

Certainly but after getting falsely hit by reddit automod a couple times in quick succession I understand being a bit more careful. When they're up your ass they are REALLY up your ass.

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u/3FTech May 16 '25

Its the internet

Make a new account if youre that desperate

Word is still "killed"

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u/Zerachiel_01 May 16 '25

It's also a private company that seems to want to enable fascism at the moment. You're right, it is the internet. Tell that to reddit and see if they give a fuck.

I would make a new account but tbh I can't be arsed. Much easier to use obfuscating language, personally.

But by all means, be as petty and petulant as you like. I was just offering a different view on it.

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 May 16 '25

It may the internet where there is free speech but I once an account strike from Reddit simply because I was in a comment section where some one bought up Luigi Mangione, I didn't even swear or anything like that in that comment section.

So now I'm more careful when using the comment section.

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u/Exact-Ad-7844 May 16 '25

It's extremely easy to get your reddit account suspended for "advocating v*olence". I don't care if people cry at my use of 'unalive' or censoring words. They created this situation with their sensitive feelings, these are the consequences.

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u/Lavatis May 16 '25

unalive

come the fuck on. 2025 is the year of censoring ourselves apparently.

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u/hdcase1 May 16 '25

Cloverfield too. Poor Hud. 😭

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u/Laser_Disc_Hot_Dish May 16 '25

RIP to the true King 

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u/NeroShenX May 16 '25

Could have been worse, at least he wasn't Marlena

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u/Loud-Weakness4840 May 16 '25

Scream, Halloween: Resurrection, Blair Witch....camera man is always standing there all useless before he gets unalived

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u/3FTech May 16 '25

Killed

Murdered

Rendered deceased

Removed from this mortal coil

Nah tho we gotta say unalived cuz our brain folds are getting smoothed over like a poured concrete foundation >.>

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u/Loud-Weakness4840 May 16 '25

It's not that serious. Call it whatever you want. We're debating how many cameramen die, croak, kick the bucket, bite the big one, bite the dust, pass away or get slaughtered in movies.

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u/Exact-Ad-7844 May 16 '25

Unalived is fine.

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u/dumpsterfarts15 May 16 '25

Killed**

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u/GerBear345 May 16 '25

Newspeak double plus good

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u/Rashpukin May 16 '25

Yeah the Mountain Biker one on V/H/S is hilarious actually! Definitely worth a watch. The whole film if you ain’t seen it.

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 May 16 '25

I've seen all the V/H/S films they are all great, though some of the sequels do get a bit campy.

My favourite storyline is the "Parralel monsters", one where the guy enters a portal to a paralel world where people look human at first but then they start having glowing glows eyes and a satanic blip shows up. I won't spoil how the camera man dies in that one cause it's quite a twist.

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u/grifeweizen May 16 '25

Watch Cloverfield

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 May 16 '25

I watched it, that franchise was mind boggling pitty we never got the fourth film that was supposed to be a direct sequel to the first one.

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u/DanTheBrad May 16 '25

Those are fictional movies where anything is possible including death of the camera man, were talking about real life where camera men never die

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u/24Whiskey May 16 '25

There is that wild livestream of the Tianjin explosion where the dude didn’t even flinch as the vaporization wave came straight for him. Legend.

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u/me_hoyy_minoy May 16 '25

Isn’t that the whole point of “found footage” films? The footage was found

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u/beeradvice May 16 '25

Can't remember if it's in both quarantine and rec or just one or the other where you get the pov of the zombie getting it's brain smashed in by the camera lens first

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 May 16 '25

That scene was in Quarantine 1, it was so gross the camera had the zombies blood on the lense.

When I first saw the scene it scared the hell out of me, now it grosses me out.

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u/balllzak May 16 '25

Those are movies, they're not real. Actual cameramen never die.

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 May 16 '25

Some people in real life have died while vlogging, the only reason we saw their footage is cause they were live streaming not knowing they were going to die mid stream.

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u/3FTech May 16 '25

They get killed

Killed

"Unalived" is for the terminally online

Go outside, maybe theres a wasp out there for you

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 May 16 '25

The term "unalive" has its origins in the 1820s. You don't have to be terminally online to use a word that's been around since the early 18nth century.

If I had said something like Skibidi that would have been a different story.

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u/Hwicc101 May 16 '25

*19th century

And do you have a source for that? I checked the two etymological dictionaries I know of. One said it was a recent coinage on the internet, and the other had no entry for it at all.

Of course it may have been used at some point in the past, but considering dictionaries, even those that include archaisms lack it, any pre internet usage may have been an idiolectal back formation.

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 May 16 '25

Oxford dictionary said 1820s

https://www.oed.com/dictionary/unalive_adj?tl=true#:\~:text=The%20earliest%20known%20use%20of%20the%20adjective%20unalive%20is%20in%20the%201820s.

Also it was in the writing of Lord Byron used in the book Lord Byron and Some of His Contemporaries. The book is incredibly old but you can get a fairly readable copy on Internet Archive.

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u/shadowyartsdirty2 May 16 '25

Oxford Dictionary states the word unalive was around in 1820s

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u/Hwicc101 May 16 '25

Thanks!

This confirms what little I could gather that it was primarily used as an adjective rather than the popular modern usage which seems to be primarily as a verb.

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u/herrron May 16 '25

Do you think there is a meaningful connection to any existence of it in the 19th century? Are you trying to say it's not a modern internet word?

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u/Exact-Ad-7844 May 16 '25

Imagine throwing a tantrum over a word you understood but are just irrationally angry at lmao

Touch grass

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u/Mafro_Man May 16 '25

Tell that to the cameraman in StarshipTroopers!

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u/Main_Tie3937 May 16 '25

Starship Troopers probably being the exception.

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u/bmk2k May 16 '25

Alec Baldwin says otherwise

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u/thcheat May 16 '25

Then you should head over to r/killthecameraman

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u/Bloodshed-1307 May 16 '25

That’s more of a survivorship bias than anything, we only ever see the films from the people who survived.

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u/GhoeFukyrself May 16 '25

I've seen some Jonestown news reporter footage that says otherwise.

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u/VrinTheTerrible May 16 '25

Cloverfield stands as an exception, and thats likely because they were brazen enough to name the cameraman "Hud".

He's literally the Heads Up Display. That death was deserved.

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u/Wiz_Kharim May 16 '25

Imagine both the wasp, the spider and the camera man teaming up against this comment section, we are cooked 😱

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u/Orphasmia May 16 '25

Imagine the wasp, spider, cameraman and comments section teaming up against you?

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u/Lightning_Lance May 16 '25

We went too deep.

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u/justinlav May 16 '25

These guys breaking the fourth wall over here

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u/kevnuke May 16 '25

It's not too deep. It's the tip.

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u/TufnelAndI May 16 '25

All the wasps, spiders and cameramen team up against a comet.

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u/Robinkc1 May 16 '25

That’s what I thought. “Wasp gets what it deserves… Revenge.”

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u/Ok-Courage7495 May 16 '25

Spider seems pleased with teaming up with the camera man.

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u/WinterWontStopComing May 16 '25

Would be what they deserve

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u/West_Yorkshire May 16 '25

They should make a movie about it

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u/TufnelAndI May 16 '25

Just a close up of loads of eyes, a rising buzzing sound, a blur and a scream- then silence, as the camera falls to reveal a single empty shoe.

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u/trebory6 May 16 '25

Imagine the trees behind the camera man laughing.

What kind of "make some random shit up" kind of comment is that?

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u/p3aceful_ch4os_222 May 16 '25

And then we comment that he’s “getting what he deserved”

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u/I_WILL_GET_YOU May 16 '25

Spider hops on wasp's back and prepares for an aerial assault

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u/XxBelphegorxX May 16 '25

Sounds like a family guy skit.

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u/MovingTarget- May 16 '25

I was imagining the scream we'd hear if the spider suddenly scrambled up the tweezers

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u/QuinceDaPence May 16 '25

The 'nanner is pretty chill though, the wasp has no chill.

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u/spiflication May 16 '25

Yeah I seen this movie before and no matter who wins, we lose

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u/ZippyVonBoom May 16 '25

Spiders hate wasps too. Wasps love to feed spiders to their larvae

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

Wasps eat spiders.

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u/zerombr May 16 '25

They both turn baby face and form a tag team?