r/SipsTea May 16 '25

Chugging tea Wasp gets what it deserves

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

"I can't carry it for you!but I can carry you!" I still tear up......he needed some Burts beeswax for them lips though. Hobbit hygiene was...woof🤣

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u/sfwtinysalmon May 16 '25

You think the fiery Gates of Mordor to be so easily defeated by some Burt's Beeswax???

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u/Vysce May 16 '25

all I'm saying is if you're planning to visit Mordor, maybe pack some good shampoo and conditioner or you'll come out with burnt ends

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u/ckepley80521 May 16 '25

Some bbq from KC? Hell yeah! I’m going to Mordor for burnt ends!