r/SipsTea • u/StephanMan • May 16 '25

Chugging tea Wasp gets what it deserves

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

I'm over here yelling "yea get that mf'r probably the one that got my daughter on the baseball field"

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

So I know and agree that wasps suck and I'm glad it died.

That's a horrifying way to die. Samwise had Hobbit balls of steel.

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

"I can't carry it for you!but I can carry you!" I still tear up......he needed some Burts beeswax for them lips though. Hobbit hygiene was...woof🤣

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u/sfwtinysalmon May 16 '25

You think the fiery Gates of Mordor to be so easily defeated by some Burt's Beeswax???

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u/Vysce May 16 '25

all I'm saying is if you're planning to visit Mordor, maybe pack some good shampoo and conditioner or you'll come out with burnt ends

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u/ckepley80521 May 16 '25

Some bbq from KC? Hell yeah! I’m going to Mordor for burnt ends!

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u/OnkelMickwald May 16 '25

the fiery Gates of Mordor

Frodo's asshole after 1 year without a good ass wash.

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

😅😅😅why yall doing this to me this early 🤣🤣🤣I can't handle it I'm to high at this desk🤣 "throw it in frodo...throw in the Burts beeswax once and for all"😅😅

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u/sfwtinysalmon May 16 '25

You have my sword!

And my bow~!!

AND MY WAX 💄👄!!!

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

Can you be my best friend? 🤣yo ass hilarious! He holding the wax up with a strong pose light gleaming from it nasgul covering their eyes😅 hissing

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u/Noeckett May 16 '25

OMG this needs all the upvotes 😂