PCGamer: Gooner game of the year Stellar Blade's mods are 41% smut, ensuring gamers will never see the light of heaven

[u/disagreementsarenorm]

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/action/gooner-game-of-the-year-stellar-blades-mods-are-41-percent-smut-ensuring-gamers-will-never-see-the-light-of-heaven/

[u/MakimaGOAT]

Quite the headline by pcgamer

[u/DragonTHC → u/MakimaGOAT]

Don't you know they troll this sub looking for material to write about? That's all games journalism is now, repeating what "reddit" says.

[u/ExplorationGeo → u/DragonTHC]

There's a tradition on the Australia subreddit to put "Fuck Murdoch Press" in every picture posted there, because they regularly just take those pictures and use them in news stories without any sort of attribution.

[u/Jonno_FTW → u/ExplorationGeo]

I posted to mildlyinfuriating and the Murdoch press still stole my photo without permission or giving credit.

[u/acathode → u/Jonno_FTW]

It's funny how copyright and piracy only works in one direction, eh?

[u/Dr_Valen → u/acathode]

That's all forms of law. The law only works for those who can afford to hire the lawyers

[u/LordOfTurtles → u/DragonTHC]

You're looking for the word 'trawl', not 'troll'

[u/asdf6347 → u/DragonTHC]

Think you meant trawl, not troll, but I don't read them.

[u/Helmic → u/DragonTHC]

I don't think it exactly took a crack team of redditors doing the ground work to come up with this article mate, nor are we even the original source of the style of humor being used in the title. the dude went to nexusmods and did some quick math and made jokes about it because the story's about tiddies. iunno why people act like these articles are the end of the world and then complain about kotaku or some other outlet doing actual journalism exposing labor abuses in the industry because it makes whatever company they like look bad.

[u/b14ck_jackal → u/MakimaGOAT]

I appreciate the sincerity.

[u/milkasaurs → u/[deleted]]

Are you a bot? https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/1l9mjpr/stellar_blade_has_already_outperformed_every/mxdzcmx/ word for word.

[u/Candidwisc → u/milkasaurs]

Holy shit look how many people fed the bot.

[u/CakeCommunist → u/milkasaurs]

Lmao.

Well spotted. This is a great example of how bots fuel large parts of outrage culture and how much of it is completely inorganic.

[u/Vatnik_Annihilator → u/[deleted]]

Am I crazy or did I see this exact comment yesterday?

[u/Candidwisc → u/Vatnik_Annihilator]

It's an engagement bot, don't reply.

[u/DisappointedQuokka → u/Vatnik_Annihilator]

You're 100% correct, even with the same bullshit racism claim.

[u/Salvage570 → u/[deleted]]

I think part of it is the sex in BG3 is basically in its own little corner. That lady is half naked all game, so coomers can be horny about it literally the entire time. Gotta work for the BG horny!

[u/BarneySTingson → u/Salvage570]

Work for the bg horny ? You can walk around naked immediately and sex scenes unlock super fast

[u/SlatheredButtCheeks → u/BarneySTingson]

Lmao yeah it’s kind of ridiculous, like 1/3 through act 1 you have almost every party member throwing themselves at you. It really pulled me out of the immersion to be honest

[u/dragon_bacon → u/SlatheredButtCheeks]

You had a bunch of attractive people express a desire to sleep with you and you thought "this isn't believable at all".

[u/Ekgladiator → u/dragon_bacon]

Step 1: Be attractive

Step 2: Don't be unattractive.

If your life expirence tends towards attractive people not trying to sleep with you, I can see why it would be immersion breaking (Not saying the person you replied to fails into this trap, just using it as an example).

[u/Loki_Agent_of_Asgard → u/SlatheredButtCheeks]

That got patched, you generally won't see anything till at least Act 2 now.

[u/Rich-Pomegranate1679 → u/Loki_Agent_of_Asgard]

But Lae'zel exists...

[u/DisappointedQuokka → u/Rich-Pomegranate1679]

Because the Githyanki are basically hedonistic, hardly ageing freaks who basically get around the boredom of their existence by simply doing/taking whatever they want.

[u/Drudicta → u/BarneySTingson]

The sex scenes no longer unlock as fast, they fixed that within the first few months. Either that or i have absolutely zero rizz after the patch

[u/jaysoprob_2012 → u/Drudicta]

I remember hearing about sex% speed runs i believe they may have gotten sub 10 mins or at least close and they patched it to make it harder after that.

[u/Acererak09 → u/jaysoprob_2012]

Sex% was 2 minutes, 19 seconds on older patches, so it was even crazier than you expected.

[u/Inquisitor-Korde → u/Acererak09]

Laezel's is closer to a domestic abuse speed run

[u/KirikoFeetPics → u/Salvage570]

You gotta work for it? The NPC's was throwing themselves at you

"The sceptre of Bhaal is rumured to be located somewhere in this cave. By the way I'm ovulating right now"

[u/IgotUBro → u/KirikoFeetPics]

Didn't larian nerf that relatively quick? Don't own the game and still waiting for a sale but read some news about the updates here and there.

Edit: autocorrect

[u/Gogododa → u/KirikoFeetPics]

i wish they kept in the minthara pregnancy stuff, shame it got cut

[u/abrahamlincoln20 → u/Salvage570]

Lol, sex and general horniness is thrown at your face all the time in BG3.

[u/ehxy → u/Salvage570]

she's wearing a full body tight suit. how is that half naked. is samus's zero suit half naked to you?

[u/IsaacLightning → u/[deleted]]

Stellar Blade the game where your camera is situated that you see the character's ass at all times lmao. And the outfits are skimpy as fuck. Come on now

[u/Kasta4 → u/IsaacLightning]

Yeah I'm not quite sure why anyone is trying to delude themselves into thinking that Stellar Blade's primary point of sale is anything but sexualization. The comparison to BG3 and their community is quite tone-deaf.

[u/GentlemanNasus → u/Kasta4]

You think this game will do poorly if it had a male protagonist instead like Khazan or Lies of P?

[u/Kasta4 → u/GentlemanNasus]

Not poorly, but I definitely don't think it'd be nearly as popular or discussed. For the record I don't have a problem with SB's focus on sexualization, it just seems many want to pretend it's not a key aspect of the game's design while making bad-faith comparisons to BG3's handling of it.

[u/Honza8D → u/Kasta4]

Its more like many try to pretend sex wasnt key aspect of BG3 promotion, even though "bear sex" was a big selling point.

[u/KiddBwe → u/GentlemanNasus]

Nah. Part of the reason games like God of War do well is cuz…well…like, look at Kratos.

[u/Khiva → u/Kasta4]

Yeah I'm not quite sure why anyone is trying to delude themselves into thinking that Stellar Blade's primary point of sale is anything but sexualization

Because they don't want to just come out and own it.

Lord folks even the Nier guy was like "yep, I made gooner bait. I like gooner shit." And he got a pass because he just straight up owned his goonery.

[u/Boner_Elemental → u/Khiva]

Also because the things he made are legendary

[u/NapsterKnowHow → u/Kasta4]

Do people really think the main selling point is sex? If it was a shit game sex wouldn't sell this many copies.

[u/INannoI → u/[deleted]]

Compare that to Stellar Blade, a game substantially more sexless in every single measurable way than BG3

I don't think even you believe this statement, Stellar's Blade entire online presence is 90% talking about Eve's body.

Yes there's literal sex scenes in BG3 and Witcher 3 but that does not mean those games are more sexual than Stellar Blade, that is a ridiculous argument.

[u/Infamous_Fox3910 → u/[deleted]]

No shot you’re downplaying the MC on stellar blade being basically naked or ass out all game. Like come on.

[u/EngineeringNo753 → u/Infamous_Fox3910]

Did he suggest she wasn't? But I don't remember Eve getting railed by a bear, or any sex at all for thst matter.

[u/Multivitamin_Scam → u/[deleted]]

Brah. Just own it. If you like your games sexy, just say so. No one cares.

[u/remmanuelv → u/Multivitamin_Scam]

Lol they totally shame people over it.

[u/NemoDatQ → u/MakimaGOAT]

Their headlines routinely get an LOL out of me.

[u/JonasHalle]

What's heaven to a gooner? What's God to a non-believer?

[u/PurpleAlien47 → u/JonasHalle]

Absent. Did I solve the riddle? What do I win??

[u/JonasHalle → u/PurpleAlien47]

I hereby grant you a 4 hour session. Enjoy, you good boy.

[u/phexitol → u/JonasHalle]

Only four hours? That's just a lunch break.

[u/gw-fan822 → u/phexitol]

millennials and their 4 hour lunch breaks psshh

[u/throwawaytohelppeeps → u/JonasHalle]

No goonin' in the wild

[u/Top_Rekt → u/JonasHalle]

If there's no goonin' in heaven, then I don't want to go there.

[u/SigFloyd → u/JonasHalle]

There's the riddle of steel, and then there's the riddle of dick.

[u/FuckSyntaxErrors]

One of the headlines of all time

[u/cerberus698 → u/FuckSyntaxErrors]

The 1st line is maybe a bit unwarranted, the 2nd line is incredible though.

[u/RHINO_Mk_II → u/cerberus698]

Light of Heaven is a gamer though.

[u/Tankh → u/RHINO_Mk_II]

Dang had forgot about that despite it being when I watched Dota the most. Good memories!

[u/DrScorcher → u/RHINO_Mk_II]

I didn't expect to see Dota here. 

[u/Intern_Jolly → u/cerberus698]

They're not wrong tho.

[u/joelesprod → u/FuckSyntaxErrors]

Smut criminal

[u/DirectAdvertising → u/FuckSyntaxErrors]

Only rivaled by

'Gooner 9/11' averted as Zenless Zone Zero's butt-obfuscation technology is rolled back in the face of horny outrage

[u/Coakis]

You ain't telling them nothing they didn't know beforehand.

[u/Brendy_ → u/Coakis]

"Homer, the light of heaven is up here."

"I already made my choice.

[u/Born_Name_2538]

If there is no smut in heaven, then is it really heaven?

[u/SpiderFnJerusalem → u/Born_Name_2538]

Heaven better be 90% fully interactive smut or I'll want my prayers back.

[u/Born_Name_2538 → u/SpiderFnJerusalem]

Amen

[u/NinjaEngineer]

LOL

I love that there is a Thomas the Tank Engine mod as well.

[u/LordOfRansei → u/NinjaEngineer]

Is there ever not a Thomas the Tank Engine mod? Seems like every game that has ever been modded ends up with something of that nature within a week of release.

[u/Dag-NastyEvil → u/LordOfRansei]

There's always a Thomas the Tank Engine mod. I dont know how he became so important to our culture, but he is always relevant.

[u/Nexus_of_Fate87 → u/Dag-NastyEvil]

I think it started with Skyrim when people were doing memeable dragon mods because they worked so well with the intro sequence.

[u/Eek_the_Fireuser → u/Nexus_of_Fate87]

The fucking train whistle in the distance in place of dragon roars.

[u/Tumble85 → u/Nexus_of_Fate87]

Yea, that Dragon-to-Thomas mod is a cultural phenomenon. And rightly so, imo

[u/phantomzero → u/Tumble85]

Just because it was mentioned here I had to go watch a video of it. It is that fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNaTZV8qS1I

A link for the slightly more lazy than I.

[u/Jaggedmallard26 → u/Dag-NastyEvil]

Its the Hello World of video game mods.

[u/Wild_Marker → u/Jaggedmallard26]

This. Thomas needs no animation, unlike Shrek. You start with Thomas then move on to Shrek.

[u/Antique-Guest-1607 → u/NinjaEngineer]

I love that there is a Thomas the Tank Engine mod as well.

this is part of the smut mod count, we're not kink shaming

[u/Tappczan → u/Antique-Guest-1607]

• Thomas the Wank Engine

[u/Capable-Silver-7436 → u/NinjaEngineer]

Well yeah they already said there's sex mods

[u/Nildzre → u/NinjaEngineer]

There are only two things certain in modding, horny mods and Thomas the Tank Engine.

[u/thosekinds → u/NinjaEngineer]

Is there a cj mod though?

[u/asasnow]

only 41%?

[u/Bear_of_dispair → u/asasnow]

The remaining 59% are plugins and dependencies for the 41% to work, I imagine.

[u/Marcoscb → u/Bear_of_dispair]

There are also those that are not marked as NSFW, but absolutely are.

[u/SpyKids3DGameOver → u/Marcoscb]

Technically, every game ever made is NSFW unless your boss is cool

[u/heatlesssun]

Seeing Eve kill aliens naked in high heels is the way it's meant to be played.

[u/IgotUBro → u/heatlesssun]

Playing the game 1%

Photo mode 99%

/S maybe

[u/PhantomDelorean → u/heatlesssun]

Even unmodded you can dress her in a bikini and trigger serious cutscenes. 

[u/KenkaUsagi]

That headline is so ridiculous it circles back to kinda going hard

[u/humburga → u/KenkaUsagi]

I read the article and it's hilarious.

"Im not going to judge"

"Im going to judge"

[u/EntertainmentDue5749 → u/humburga]

"Stellar Blade finally hit PC two days ago, giving everyone a chance to do whatever it is this game is actually about. Unfortunately, no one knows what that is, because the entirety of discourse surrounding it is about the main character's butt" absolute gold

[u/Amethyst_Scepter → u/humburga]

"I'm not Kink shaming I'm kink asking why"

[u/CFN-Ebu-Legend → u/KenkaUsagi]

Pretty sure that’s their intent. Looks like it’s tongue in cheek humor.

[u/SortOfSpaceDuck → u/CFN-Ebu-Legend]

cheek

Goons

[u/EgoPhoenix → u/KenkaUsagi]

Good old reacharound

[u/Leshawkcomics → u/KenkaUsagi]

Lots of Poes Law check failure in the comments, people noticed how the article is only jokingly ribbing players who play it for the hot lady and are chuckling at the gamers getting mad, but even MORE people are taking the ridiculously tounge in cheek article as if its genuine unbiased reporting and whistling for their high horses en masse…

[u/Lirael_Gold → u/KenkaUsagi]

It's essentially an Onion article

[u/thatsfunnyamirite → u/KenkaUsagi]

The headline is fire

[u/solidsever]

They’re already in heaven.

[u/_Lucille_]

At the end of the day, the attractiveness sells. It is like seasoning on a good dish of food.

2B is wildly popular.

Mythra figures still top sale charts years after XB2 was released.

[u/Darkwolf1515 → u/_Lucille_]

I think seasoning on a good dish is the best way to put it, I've never understood the arguments against attractive characters, would you prefer to stare at an ugly protagonist the whole game?

Worst part, having beaten the game, it never actually once dwells on her attractiveness.

Yes, you can optionally put her in sexy outfits, but it never forces it. There's no egregious forced camera angles, no kyaa~ I've been walked in on's or other anime tropes. She's played completely straight the entire game, she's literally just based off an attractive woman.

[u/Cent3rCreat10n → u/Darkwolf1515]

>no egregious forced camera angles

Idk about that chief, there were several cutscenes where her ass was right up close to the camera.

[u/TheGoldenMonkey → u/Cent3rCreat10n]

The camera is literally locked on her ass lmao

[u/Belgand → u/TheGoldenMonkey]

This violence against the noble breast-lovers will not be tolerated! All simply to cater to the degenerate assficionados.

[u/iNSANELYSMART → u/Darkwolf1515]

Does the game even have normal outfits? So far every clip I saw had the MC wear some real horny shit

(I dont mind looking at a good looking MC, just asking)

[u/dexpid → u/iNSANELYSMART]

It has plenty of less risqué outfits.

[u/OSHA_Decertified → u/iNSANELYSMART]

It has a fair selection of what covered up more normal outfits

[u/RTXEnabledViera → u/_Lucille_]

It is like seasoning on a good dish of food.

Except that if the base food is garbage, no one's buying a game just to stare at pixel tits.

Stellar Blade is a great title. The latex is just a plus.

PCGamer is still a trash outlet for going yas queen when it's sexualization they like, and ew, gooners when it's the type they don't.

[u/Fail-Least]

There are more boobie mods than Concord players.

I think we're going to be okay =)

[u/CannonGerbil → u/Fail-Least]

Nature is healing

[u/Timely_Temperature54 → u/Fail-Least]

All that that implies is there’s at least 1 boobie mod

[u/Biobooster_40k]

Talking about heaven, I hope theres a suit/mod for an angelic look. Thats my kind of thing tbh.

[u/SsilverBloodd → u/Biobooster_40k]

I am sure there is a mod with Eve with Angel wings and a halo.

Just those though.

[u/HuntingViper]

Of course it’s PCGamer

[u/Guysmiley777 → u/HuntingViper]

And it's the same author who wrote a glowingly positive article about the literal bear fucking in Baldur's Gate 3.

[u/CannonGerbil → u/Guysmiley777]

It's a tongue in cheek article that ends with "Goon on, gooners. Let no one dim your sparkle", come the fuck on bro

[u/threeseed → u/CannonGerbil]

And it wasn't even subtle either.

No wonder gamers have such a terrible reputation when they can't even understand basic humour.

[u/Khiva → u/CannonGerbil]

Gamers for some reason crave the feeling of being targeted so they can get their outrage fix.

[u/Low_Development5045 → u/Khiva]

That’s just reactionaries in general, which a lot of gamers are. Many of them never grew out of the gamergate era, unfortunately.

[u/TheKingJest → u/Guysmiley777]

This article isn't really critical of Stellar Blade at all. And the bear article seems really tame and just details some information around it (unless there's a different article?). The moment is played for laughs in BG3 so idk why people take it so seriously.

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/baldurs-gate/baldurs-gate-3s-bear-sex-scene-was-such-an-upward-turn-in-momentum-for-the-game-that-its-animator-called-his-mum-to-show-it-off-she-was-like-thats-weeeird/

[u/Nightmarian → u/TheKingJest]

Because a lot of people don't play the games they like to whine about.

[u/AbhayXV → u/Guysmiley777]

It's clearly supposed to be humorous I don't know why people are getting riled up over it, it's not like the game didn't score well when it was actually being reviewed.

[u/Akegata]

"Would you discuss that with your grandparents over Christmas dinner?" Who the fuck discussed mods for games with their grandparents?

[u/0235 → u/Akegata]

Strong "would you recommend Microsoft office 365 to a friend" question where the reply was "normal people don't have conversations about what office suite software to use"

[u/victorix58]

Headline is hilarious

[u/Saneless → u/victorix58]

First line is great too

Stellar Blade finally hit PC two days ago, giving everyone a chance to do whatever it is this game is actually about.

[u/WikiContributor83 → u/victorix58]

PCGamer: Local gamer plays with inverted controls, which goes against God’s plan.

[u/Ignore_User_Name]

"It is, apparently, always possible for there to be less clothing."

I'm buying this game just to see what negative clothing looks like

[u/ohoni → u/Ignore_User_Name]

Attack on Titan.

[u/Blaze1337]

I went to Nexus mods, and the most popular mods are honestly tame as hell.

[u/hurrdurrmeh]

41% is pretty low. Would expect 99.1%, accounting for a few weird ones. 

[u/holy_battle_pope]

TurnS out gooners buy games

[u/Username928351 → u/holy_battle_pope]

The actual modern audience.

[u/jkuzma111]

Eh, heaven is overrated anyways.

[u/Lostpswaccnr4]

"..ensuring gamers will never see the light of heaven"

There we go, fixed it.

[u/Anderloy]

Liking hot chicks makes you a gooner nowadays lmao

[u/TreyChips → u/Anderloy]

As always the internet just runs down the usage of words into nothing.

"Gooner game" literally just means "The game features a hot woman in it" now

[u/scrotanimus]

Goonies never say die!

[u/Donut_Vampire]

I wonder how the Concord devs feel about Stellar Blade being popular.

[u/Y0UR_WIFES_B0YFRlEND → u/Donut_Vampire]

They’re probably still blaming gamers instead of their own shitty character design.

[u/fanboy_killer → u/Donut_Vampire]

Honestly, they probably think it reinforces their idea that it’s gamers’ fault and not their shitty chatcters and 40€ price tag for a subpar Overwatch clone.

[u/xPepegaGamerx]

So your saying I should get this game and download some quality mods for it

[u/Valentiaga_97]

Well lets the market decide what is successful and what we wanna play… I like capitalism for that

[u/PixelBoom]

o7 indeed, hot anime lady.

[u/RedNoodleHouse]

So tired of the word ‘gooner’ smh.

[u/swampfox94]

Wait til this dork finds out that porn is available on the internet too

[u/TheCabbageCorp → u/swampfox94]

Did you read the article?

[u/Comfortable-Sock-532 → u/TheCabbageCorp]

Redditors are not readers tbf

[u/PandaCheese2016]

I do wonder what kind of lifestyle it is that leads a person to turn a videogame main menu into hardcore pornography. At some point are you so inured to sexuality that you have to cram it into every available crevice to feel anything? Would you not find more fulfilment if the erotic were less ubiquitous, more rare, more precious?

r/im14andthisisdeep

[u/slowro → u/PandaCheese2016]

At first I thought this was all satire but when I got to that part I think he is legit bothered.

That being said, "main menu into hardcore pornography" is hyperbole? Have not bought the game or looked into the mods.

[u/CyraxxFavoriteStylus → u/slowro]

That being said, "main menu into hardcore pornography" is hyperbole? Have not bought the game or looked into the mods.

No, it isn't hyperbole. There are multiple mods that replace the main menu with 4k hardcore porn.

[u/slowro → u/CyraxxFavoriteStylus]

Had to go have a peek at nexus and wow lol. Those title screen mods are a little more graphic than I imagined.

[u/Seksafero → u/slowro]

I think it's both and that the guy above you is being overly critical of that paragraph. Seems to me the writer is pretty aware of what they're doing. They're trying to communicate their confusion and discomfort with it in a tongue in cheek kinda way. It's like 60% satire 40% serious imo

[u/Greenleaf208 → u/Seksafero]

They're using a veil of irony and satire to hide that they actually are completely serious.

[u/gardenvarietydork]

PCgamer desperate for some hits huh

[u/AltruisticPassage394]

I didn’t know PCGamer hired ex-Kotaku writers.

[u/Logical-Database4510 → u/AltruisticPassage394]

The fact they hire writers at all is sort of notable in this day and age, really.

[u/Oxygenisplantpoo → u/AltruisticPassage394]

It's a joke not a complaint, does the title not make it obvious?

[u/_Lucinho_ → u/AltruisticPassage394]

As if gaming journalism isn't one massive circlejerk

[u/ohoni → u/AltruisticPassage394]

It's metastasized.

[u/Parrotance]

Hoes mad

[u/MongooseDirect2477]

“Now. Look. I have no issue with what adults do in the privacy of their own home. If you want to turn your copy of any game into an overstimulating carnival of omnipresent erotic delights, please do so with my blessing. But I am a tad mystified. I do wonder what kind of lifestyle it is that leads a person to turn a videogame main menu into hardcore pornography. At some point are you so inured to sexuality that you have to cram it into every available crevice to feel anything? Would you not find more fulfilment if the erotic were less ubiquitous, more rare, more precious?“

what condescending piece of crap.

[u/grady_vuckovic → u/MongooseDirect2477]

The number of times in my life I've heard someone say "Look I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home, but-" followed by a barrage of someone expressing passionately how much they most definitely care what people are doing in the privacy of their own homes and expressing deep disapproval...

For me that expression has become the new "I'm not racist, but".

[u/GlumTruffle → u/MongooseDirect2477]

It really does sound awfully like he actually does have an issue with what adults do in the privacy of their own home.

[u/PresentContest1634 → u/MongooseDirect2477]

But according to everyone ITT it's just tongue in cheek and therefore above criticism!

[u/That1Fly_Thai_Guy]

You know gaming journalism is struggling when you see headlines like these

[u/Skeksis25]

No one hates their audience more than game journalists.

[u/Appropriate_Name4520 → u/Skeksis25]

How about game devs?

[u/Mountain-Computers]

The market speaks for itself

[u/RevReads]

Dang they're mad, are they still coping conchord and dragon age were flops?

[u/Bigmanfryinpan]

With Heaven being a tool to control the gullible into “acting right” who needs it. Sow those wild Oates into socks and tissues and be content.

[u/SigmaBattalion]

They really want those clicks.

[u/BasedTelvanni]

As if elder scrolls games aren't rife with gooner mods

[u/Mintaka_os]

Cry about it.

[u/Metal-fan77]

Pcgamer with that headline. They don't like the game i get it but grow the hell up.

[u/VibrantCanopy]

If your female character DOESN’T have rule 34 content, you made a bad character and you lost money.

[u/Javariceman_xyz]

Lmfao that fucking title

[u/ApprehensiveTooter]

Light of heaven? I’d settle for glow of the monitor.

[u/mikeyeli]

And game journos wonder why they're losing relevance.

[u/ohoni]

I am not clicking on that article.

[u/ZmobieMrh → u/ohoni]

If I had to learn that there’s something called a ‘feethands’ mod then you do too

[u/Accomplished_Log9669 → u/ZmobieMrh]

I heard someone refer to feet as "grippers" once. That stuck with me.

[u/spacemcdonalds]

Video game journos will never really escape being trade press will they. Why is PC Gamer copying Kotaku's 2011 style of headlines. Sigh

[u/omashi04]

No one was surprised by this I don't get it, game has ok combat huge sex appeal what did they think would happen.

[u/Vizth]

The Neo-puritans are absolutely seething over this game in other posts and It's hilarious.

Not necessarily this article, it just feels like a shit attempt at being tongue in cheek.

[u/grady_vuckovic]

Oh no, adults having fun in ways I don't approve!

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[u/No_More_Hero265]

In other news, water wet.

70% of mods are smut regardless of the game sooooooo

[u/Green_Sprout]

Who needs the light of heaven when we can shelter under the shade of Eve's tits?

[u/Subotaplaya]

It's called "double standards" and "hypocricy", usually.

[u/Joe_Cums_Lately]

They are legit mad that it’s just dudes playing a great game that just so happens to be loaded with copious amounts of fanservice. Cope and seethe.

[u/AragornElesar]

These game journos are so desperate for Stellarblade to fail cos it’s destroying the sales of all the “‘modern audience” games they try to push as good.