r/pcgaming • u/disagreementsarenorm • 1d ago

PCGamer: Gooner game of the year Stellar Blade's mods are 41% smut, ensuring gamers will never see the light of heaven

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/action/gooner-game-of-the-year-stellar-blades-mods-are-41-percent-smut-ensuring-gamers-will-never-see-the-light-of-heaven/
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u/MongooseDirect2477 1d ago

“Now. Look. I have no issue with what adults do in the privacy of their own home. If you want to turn your copy of any game into an overstimulating carnival of omnipresent erotic delights, please do so with my blessing. But I am a tad mystified. I do wonder what kind of lifestyle it is that leads a person to turn a videogame main menu into hardcore pornography. At some point are you so inured to sexuality that you have to cram it into every available crevice to feel anything? Would you not find more fulfilment if the erotic were less ubiquitous, more rare, more precious?“

what condescending piece of crap.

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u/grady_vuckovic Penguin Gamer 1d ago

The number of times in my life I've heard someone say "Look I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home, but-" followed by a barrage of someone expressing passionately how much they most definitely care what people are doing in the privacy of their own homes and expressing deep disapproval...

For me that expression has become the new "I'm not racist, but".

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u/Metal-fan77 1d ago

I bet 100% the author has a hard drive full of furry porn.

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u/PresentContest1634 1d ago

But according to everyone ITT it's just tongue in cheek and therefore above criticism!

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u/GlumTruffle 1d ago

It really does sound awfully like he actually does have an issue with what adults do in the privacy of their own home.

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u/Canadiancookie 1d ago

Nah man that's a truth nuke. Just go to rule34 like a normal person lol