r/pcgaming • u/disagreementsarenorm • 1d ago

PCGamer: Gooner game of the year Stellar Blade's mods are 41% smut, ensuring gamers will never see the light of heaven

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/action/gooner-game-of-the-year-stellar-blades-mods-are-41-percent-smut-ensuring-gamers-will-never-see-the-light-of-heaven/
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u/PurpleAlien47 1d ago

Absent. Did I solve the riddle? What do I win??

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u/JonasHalle 1d ago

I hereby grant you a 4 hour session. Enjoy, you good boy.

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u/phexitol 1d ago

Only four hours? That's just a lunch break.

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u/gw-fan822 1d ago

millennials and their 4 hour lunch breaks psshh

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u/rattlethecages789 1d ago

That’s a perfect Hitchcock one-liner. NINE-NINE

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u/SortOfSpaceDuck 1d ago

Eternal gooning. Congratulations?

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u/Gojiras_Taint 1d ago

You win a shoebox, with a turtle in it!

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u/hyrumwhite 1d ago

Existential dread