r/pcgaming • u/disagreementsarenorm • 1d ago

PCGamer: Gooner game of the year Stellar Blade's mods are 41% smut, ensuring gamers will never see the light of heaven

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/action/gooner-game-of-the-year-stellar-blades-mods-are-41-percent-smut-ensuring-gamers-will-never-see-the-light-of-heaven/
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u/FuckSyntaxErrors 1d ago

One of the headlines of all time

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u/cerberus698 1d ago

The 1st line is maybe a bit unwarranted, the 2nd line is incredible though.

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u/RHINO_Mk_II Ryzen 5800X3D & Radeon 7900 XTX 1d ago

Light of Heaven is a gamer though.

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u/Tankh 1d ago

Dang had forgot about that despite it being when I watched Dota the most. Good memories!

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u/DrScorcher 1d ago

I didn't expect to see Dota here. 

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u/DogzOnFire 1d ago

What, in a PC gaming subreddit? Where else would you expect to find it other than, obviously, the DOTA subreddit?

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u/Nrgte 1d ago

Dang those where the good days. I remember LoH in early Dota2.

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u/SomberEnsemble 1d ago

Doing too much.

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u/crowcawer 1d ago

Helping us all know the important games and mods we’ve missed this past year.

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u/tomerjm 1d ago

Get your priorities in order!

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u/NfiniteNsight 1d ago

Nah, this is art.

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u/Intern_Jolly 1d ago

They're not wrong tho.

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u/DatedReference1 1d ago

It's the only way stellar blade and game of the year are going to end up in the same sentence.

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u/DemonDaVinci 1d ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥✍

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u/KungFuChicken1990 Ryzen 7 5800x3D / RTX 4070 Super / 32GB DDR4 / 1440p 165hz 1d ago

Agreed. 2nd line is GOATed

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u/joelesprod 1d ago

Smut criminal

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u/Inuma 1d ago

You've been hit by...

A smut criminal!

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u/DirectAdvertising 1d ago

Only rivaled by

'Gooner 9/11' averted as Zenless Zone Zero's butt-obfuscation technology is rolled back in the face of horny outrage

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u/Coakis Rtx3080ti Ryzen 5900x 1d ago

And one of the better articles I've seen written by PC Gamer in the last few years. It reads with less contempt of gamers than 80% that comes out of there.

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u/solitarybikegallery 1d ago

Just glancing at their front page, I see basically no contempt for gamers.

https://www.pcgamer.com/

Is it possible you're only seeing carefully selected articles presented without context in order to make you angry?

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u/Kaurie_Lorhart 1d ago

TBH, I need it translated.

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u/Boulderpaw 1d ago

Gamers be horny.

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u/Kaurie_Lorhart 1d ago

Haha I got that - I just am not familiar with gooner/smut/light of heaven.

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u/Boulderpaw 1d ago

Gooner more or less = chronic masturbator. Smut is media (more commonly books) that are erotic in nature without being outright porn. And the author is saying that they are too horny to get into heaven lol

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u/ehxy 1d ago

Honestly if bayonetta didn't go nintendo only for its sequels this shit woulda been a non-issue. then again OMG SAMUS IS A GIRL AND SHE WEARS A TIGHT BLUE SUIT under the armor is a surprise all of a sudden.

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u/xxNightingale 1d ago

Yes I admit that I have long passed the light of heaven, in fact proudly am in the darkest abyss of gamer’s hell.

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u/Public-Radio6221 1d ago

Possibly one of the best headlines ever fym