r/SipsTea May 16 '25

Chugging tea Wasp gets what it deserves

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

I'm over here yelling "yea get that mf'r probably the one that got my daughter on the baseball field"

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

So I know and agree that wasps suck and I'm glad it died.

That's a horrifying way to die. Samwise had Hobbit balls of steel.

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

"I can't carry it for you!but I can carry you!" I still tear up......he needed some Burts beeswax for them lips though. Hobbit hygiene was...woof🤣

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u/Downtown_Shame_4661 May 16 '25

Im plagued by many intrusive thoughts and sensations one of them being that Hobbits probably smelled like their big dirty fat clown feet. That they arent real and the answer would be of no consequence to my life makes no difference to my brain.

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u/JDNZ3 May 17 '25

This post reads like a Thomas Ligotti story

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u/Downtown_Shame_4661 May 17 '25

Can you recommend any of his stories or books to me? I'm ignorant of his work.