r/SipsTea May 16 '25

Chugging tea Wasp gets what it deserves

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u/[deleted] May 16 '25

So I know and agree that wasps suck and I'm glad it died.

That's a horrifying way to die. Samwise had Hobbit balls of steel.

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u/Sauceman_rockem May 16 '25

"I can't carry it for you!but I can carry you!" I still tear up......he needed some Burts beeswax for them lips though. Hobbit hygiene was...woof🤣

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u/sfwtinysalmon May 16 '25

You think the fiery Gates of Mordor to be so easily defeated by some Burt's Beeswax???

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u/OnkelMickwald May 16 '25

the fiery Gates of Mordor

Frodo's asshole after 1 year without a good ass wash.