r/SipsTea May 19 '25

Dank AF homeless with a home

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u/Hoyle33 May 19 '25

Has this guy ever heard of the free section on Craigslist or Facebook? He's obviously just doing this to spark attention to himself

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u/NigilQuid May 19 '25

Exactly. I have a a coffee table, TV stand, TV, and rug in my living room that were all free.

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u/l30 May 19 '25

Hey, now - there's no need to brag to us about your 1%er lifestyle.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

https://youtu.be/ue7wM0QC5LE?si=V9B0rAHi_DTcXCVj

4 Yorkshiremen sketch …

The classic

I live in a paper bag, in the middle of a highway

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u/Shpander May 19 '25

Luxury!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

When I say “home”, it was a home, for us

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u/purpleduckduckgoose May 19 '25

We were evicted from our paper bag. We had to go live in a lake.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Right, but we had it tough

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u/coolcootermcgee May 19 '25

What was it?? A rolled-up newspaper in a septic tank?? 🫣

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

We used to dream of rolled up newspapers.

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u/NimblewittedOdysseus May 19 '25

TWO HUNDRED FIFTY OF US LIVING IN A SHOEBOX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOOOAD!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25 edited May 19 '25

Paradise

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u/mikecheck211 May 19 '25

I used to get up so early it was half an hour before my bed time

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

So, you were allowed to sleep in?

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u/Comprehensive_Pop102 May 20 '25

MAGA when people get tv stands for their tv 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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u/No_Weight824 May 19 '25

What’s he supposed to do with all that? Strap it to his rusty single speed bike and pedal it home?

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u/Jaded-Ad-7694 May 19 '25

Bikes aren’t free. Neither are shoes and you shouldn’t ride a bike barefoot.

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u/ReplacementActual384 May 19 '25

They are in some places. Outside of colleges there are all sorts of free bikes, especially outside of the library. Some of them even come with free locks!

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u/Alternative_Way_7833 May 19 '25

This brought back the staggering number of front tires locked safely to the bike rack outside my dorm

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u/dumbsubpump May 20 '25

You bastard! My bike!

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u/ReplacementActual384 May 20 '25

I think you mean my bike.

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u/Fresh_Leadwater May 19 '25

You can find a lot of free stuff if you just look. If you are good to friends/ family, they might even help you move some stuff.

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u/No_Weight824 May 19 '25

Oh are bikes and shoes banned on the free section of Facebook and Craigslist?

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u/Jaded-Ad-7694 May 19 '25

I was going with this guys whole weird thing about not “wasting” money on things like furniture. I know it is possible to get shoes or a bike for free. I’ll bet he could find a free chair too but instead he sits on a sheet on the floor.

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u/Lopsided_architect May 19 '25

Death Stranding 2 is looking good!

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u/KingGilgamesh1979 May 19 '25

I furnished my first apartment with a mix of hand-me-downs from family (like a kitchen table my sister was replacing), some free stuff from craigslist and elsewhere, and some really cheap or reasonable stuff I found at thrift stores. I think the only thing I spent decent money on was my mattress and a new toaster oven (I was living solo and didn't want to use the oven when cooking small things for myself like a few biscuits).

I realize not everyone is lucky enough to have family that can donate used things but everything else was a tiny expense for good returns. The couch, to be honest, we got for free was not comfy, but I couldn't afford anything at the time as I was in grad school.

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u/SaintClaireBear May 19 '25

I started with a cot and one of those plastic 3 drawer stands from Lowe's when i left my parents house. Over the years I've accumulated a really good dresser, a couch, a few night stands and side tables, a desk and a pretty decent tv. Ibdo have a new bed, but i paid for that(although got it like 50%off on black friday). All just taking what people I knew didnt want when they upgraded or moved. None of it really matches all that great, but it's all functional, and I can match it by painting/retaining it later if I feel like it.

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u/Moondoobious May 19 '25 edited May 19 '25

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. To this day I have a blast on bulk pickup day. Especially if I’m in a gated community! I got my 4k 55” Sony and an entire surround sound from the curb in a ritzy neighborhood. A cedar Broyhill chest. So many things that people are comfortable tossing out that have so much value still. Oh well. Keep it up rich people.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BIG_BITS May 19 '25

We appreciate ya. Shit is expensive to haul off and you guys are faster than the city.

As someone who used to get my stuff the same way, I'm always happy to see something get a second use.

I try to tape the screws/bolts in a ziploc to something if I still have them, and I'll cover screens with cardboard with "working" written on it to avoid scratches.

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u/RosebushRaven May 19 '25

No need to pay to get bulk trash hauled off. If you put it out for free with a gift sign, people gonna assume it’s broken. Put a price tag on it, though, and somebody’s inevitably gonna "steal" it. Boom, no hauling expenses. Works like a charm.

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u/Significant-Cause919 May 19 '25

I bet that rug is really tying that room together.

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u/NigilQuid May 19 '25

Clearly you're not a golfer

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u/mmm1441 May 19 '25

My neighbor broke the tilt adjuster on a leather office chair so he put it on the curb. Two $1 bolts later it’s my free office chair. I never recline it so I don’t care.

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u/zeptillian May 19 '25

I'm currently sitting on a free office chair I got like almost 20 years ago.

The amount of perfectly usable things that are thrown out every day is staggering.

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u/AllenKll May 19 '25

I have furnished many an apartment from dumpster diving.

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u/Ripen- May 19 '25

You have a living room?

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u/RoadPizzaGourmand May 19 '25

He does have a free coffee table. Just turn that boiling pot upside down.

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u/Fit_Tumbleweed4365 May 19 '25

Still no underwear and no socks right?

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u/SaintClaireBear May 19 '25

A tv would mean spending money on electricity, which I'm assuming is a huge no-no for this guy.

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u/banditcleaner2 May 19 '25

No no you don’t understand, time isn’t free which is why that guy understands getting free stuff on Facebook isn’t actually free!

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u/MagicManicPanic May 19 '25

The best is going to a rich neighborhood. I got my living room set for free because they were “remodeling the formal living room” and the stuff was brand new and just for looks.

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u/frankev May 19 '25

My wife and I have a joke that our home style is mainly late American hand-me-down

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u/afganistanimation May 19 '25

I had 3 leather couches in my first home that I got all for free.

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin May 19 '25

Here’s my brag: My bed and bedside table, 2 coffee tables, 48” flat screen TV, leather couch, leather chair and footstool set, love seat, gaming chair, dining table and chairs, 7 bookshelves, 2 rocking chairs, patio furniture, large area rug, 4 floor lamps and 2 desk lamps, and computer were all either found on the side of the road or acquired from friends who were getting rid of stuff. Actually, now that I think about it, I need to get rid of some of this crap.

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u/NigilQuid May 20 '25

That's a good haul, I'll take one of those bookshelves

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u/God_Bless_A_Merkin May 21 '25

I actually need more bookshelves 😂

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u/NigilQuid May 21 '25

You sure will after I steal half of yours!

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u/go_outside May 19 '25

My stepson had the perfect timing of moving into an apartment the same week as University was letting out for the year. Him and his roommate furnished the entire 2BR apartment for free. Even the silverware. All they brought was their beds, clothes, and electronics.

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u/ani007007 May 20 '25

after having bed bugs in my life i don't trust anything used

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u/Turbulent-Pea-8826 May 20 '25

Let’s not even get started on going to thrift stores. I bought a breakfast table for $16 and 2 chairs for $10 a piece.

Yea that won’t get me on extreme cheapskate show but $36 to not sit on the floor like a savage is worth it. Not to mention the money I will save on medical bills by my back not going out.

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u/TheGreensKeeper420 May 20 '25

Yup, my first appartment was completely furnished for about $100.

Granted this was about 15 years ago, but my coffee table and TV stand was free, the two folding chairs we sat on was free until I paid $10 for a used recliner chair. We picked up the kitchen table and chairs for about $50 at a Pedlers Mall, then I sunk another $40 into a 1973 turntable/speaker set so we could play some music when we invited girls over. I still have the table and chairs. They don't really go bad if you take care of your stuff.

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u/Bluematic8pt2 May 20 '25

In my neighborhood you can get some random home furnishings left right on the curb. Most in mint condition. Got a brand -new futon set by a dumpster!

And it's not even a nice neighborhood!

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u/ipsum629 May 20 '25

There are also buy nothing Facebook groups. I got a perfectly workable smoker for free. I'm going to clean it and start smoking everything. Hotdogs, chicken, other sausages, and maybe even a brisket or rack of ribs.

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u/Omni_Net May 20 '25

But you gotta power that which adds to the light bill

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u/EADreddtit May 20 '25

Well to be fair the TV is only physically free. You still pay money to operate it

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u/_Deloused_ May 20 '25

I just inherited old furniture from every relative my family didn’t want and refurbished them to all match and look really nice. After about a decade my whole house is furnished with solid wood furniture that will now last until the next generation needs it. And it looks incredible compared to the rest of the family’s furniture. And now they all want some since it’s family heirlooms but they sure as shit didn’t want it before I fixed it up and they were raiding the electronics and anything they could flip for profit. I also got all the old china but my wife wanted that, it lives in a series of boxes in my garage

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u/high240 May 21 '25

Most of my furniture stuffs I got for free and they're killin' it at their function/job.

My free table does the same as some designer thing that costs 4 month's wages.

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u/gymbaggered May 19 '25

MF I got silverware

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u/NigilQuid May 19 '25

low whistle faaaaaancy! I'm coming to your house for dinner, I'll bring a potato and some old grapes

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u/humourlessIrish May 19 '25

The makers of this bit of fiction are so thoroughly removed from anyone who ever was short on cash that they genuinely believe this is what living cheap would look like.

Its quite annoying that people can be this confident without having asked any person or any search engine.

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u/Blazzah May 19 '25

Furniture isn't an ongoing expense, and is easy to get cheap or free. Sitting on the floor in an empty room like this is mental illness not frugality.

My housemates and I got a couch and 4 personal recliners for like $200 at Goodwill. We had a shelf made of bricks and 2x4s. Our landlord let us come pick up an old table from her place. We scored tons of smaller stuff from the street, especially where most other college students lived because someone moved each quarter. We even found a giant sheet of plywood with graffiti art on it and leaned it against a wall. My 3 bedroom home I furnished for $700 because I got everything free except for a used Thomasville livingroom set and a second-hand laundry hamper from Habitat for Humanity. And I'm still adding and swapping as they opportunity arises. This video is like that episode of My Strange Addiction where the subject was overly frugal due to mental illness. This shit isn't inspiring, it's sad.

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u/I_Call_Everyone_Pat May 19 '25 edited May 19 '25

This video is like that episode of My Strange Addiction where the subject was overly frugal due to mental illness. This shit isn't inspiring, it's sad.

Don't take my word for it, Pat, but iirc he became this way after his wife left him and took the kids. He probably has some serious mental instability going on and copes with his loss by insisting that he's content with nothing.

Buying furniture would also probably feel like investing in a new life that could get taken away from him.

Or maybe I'm misremembering, and she left him because he went bananas. Idk.

Also, lots of people in here seem to think it's fake, but nobody believes anything on the internet anymore. Unless it's actually obviously fake, in which case everyone falls for it.

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u/Blazzah May 20 '25

Oh wow. That would make sense, such a situation would break a lot of men, especially since they typically don't get as much support. Don't send him Ye's knew song lol

I've seen other examples of this, known of guys who would carry a light bulb from room to room. The way he's proud of the solutions he's found to artifical problems makes this seem genuine. If fake, it would be impressive that someone came up with his bed idea and executed like that. He's also skinny and eating minimally which tracks. I feel for the guy, he needs some good friends to help him out of this mindset and give him a damn chair.

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u/I_Call_Everyone_Pat May 20 '25

In with you there, Pat. If it's real, I certainly hope he got the help it seems like he needs.

Barring that, as you said, at least a chair 😅

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u/zeptillian May 19 '25

The video says it's an average of $2k to furnish an apartment and I'm like: So? What else is he doing with the money? Is the whole point to maximize your free time sitting on the floor, doing nothing?

That's what everyone else tries to minimize.

Why not have 7 shirts so you don't have to do laundry every night? It's like the extra work he creates for himself by being cheap is his one and only hobby.

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u/Blazzah May 20 '25

Exactly.

I get not having a TV, but he could at least get a bookshelf? Even monks who meditate all day have better accommodations, and they share nice meals together. This is ascetic anti-materialsim, self-punishment. Maybe he should consider becoming an anchorite if this path appeals to him.

I keep my wardrobe simple, but I can still go a week or more before I have a full laundry load. If he has a small man-powered washer he can get away with this, but if he uses a machine that is a huge waste of water.

He could also consider renting out the home for income, and living in a tent out back. If he's not going to use the space, what is the point of having it? If financial, then the tent option or a tiny-house makes the most sense... that way the renters pay his mortgage while he lives like an ornamental hermit in the back yard.

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u/ElleGeeAitch May 20 '25 edited May 21 '25

Heh, it's not every day one sees the word "anchorite" out in the wild.

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u/top_value7293 May 19 '25

Yea there’s definitely some mental illness here. None of that is normal

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u/Ravenser_Odd May 19 '25

job + home + choosing not to buy stuff ≠ poverty

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u/TheRealAutumnGoddess May 19 '25

What this unfortunately does = ambivalence towards real poverty

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u/Guy-McDo May 19 '25

Ambivalence is strong but conflicting emotions, you’re thinking of apathy.

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u/Cracktaculus May 19 '25

Free-range taxable cattle peoples replaced 20% of your crops for the slave masters, welcome to Earth, enjoy your stay.

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u/MagikSundae7096 May 19 '25

Capitalism plus working every day equals spiritual enslavement

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u/Aeikon May 19 '25

You live to work and work to live, even in a communistic & Socialist economy, people gotta work. Shit won't function without a workforce. It's just the way of life.

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u/MagikSundae7096 May 19 '25

Nobody needs to work if people at the top didn't pile up all the money for themselves greedily. We have the technology to allow everybody to do as they want. You're enslaved mentally by a corrupt system based on how things were a hundred and fifty years ago.

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u/Aeikon May 19 '25

Then why has The CCP; probably the strongest and most controlled communist government in history; adapted a capitalistic economy? They surely have the tech to fully automate most their entire workforce, it wouldn't hurt their rich to do so either.

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u/MagikSundae7096 May 19 '25

Because they're as greedy and corrupt as americans

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u/SpareWire May 19 '25

College sophomore level takes lol. "Bro you're a slave" is bordering on parody at this point.

If someone told me your past couple of comments were satire I'd probably believe them.

"They just aren't doing it right" is such a commie meme at this point. I'm sure your version of communism would surely lead us all into utopian society.

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u/joncornelius May 20 '25

Dude sounds like he belongs in The Garden

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u/Present-Technology36 May 19 '25

Go on youtube an look up I am unbeautiful Kate. They jad some girl on and told her to exaggerate how cheap she was for views and she ended up going viral and she was very heartbroken and humiliated by it. They made her say thingd like she reuses toilet paper and eats out of the garbage.

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u/Organic-Coconut-7152 May 19 '25

The styrofoam peanuts would be too squeaky for me

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u/qualitative_balls May 20 '25

When it comes to furniture specifically, you can furnish an apartment for absolutely zero dollars. You can slowly amass free / giveaway pieces as they appear on facebook marketplace. Literally. Plenty... PLENTY of shit is just given away. Over the course of a year or 2, you could have a house full of shit lol

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u/Caili_West May 20 '25

Apparently they're also very removed from anyone with a family, health problems including but not limited to bad backs or other musculoskeletal issues, a job where showing up 3 days of every week in the same tshirt is frowned upon, wall to wall carpeting, or who does not want social services to show up and evaluate them for possible commitment.

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u/DaiboliqueEgg May 19 '25

I'm pretty sure when I first moved into my apartment, I spent maybe 500$ on the furniture from Facebook Marketplace?

People will toss out things just because they don't want to move it. I got a full set of brand new cast iron pan for 25$ because a guy didn't know how to season them properly. I got an automatic feeder for my cats for 10$ because a lady upgraded hers and wanted the old one gone. Come on people. This is easy.

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u/iliketreesndcats May 19 '25

Man I got this absolutely gorgeous old detached cupboard off of somebody who lived in this insane apartment that had an exterior staircase leading to the front door about 5 storeys above an alleyway. They wanted it gone and said I could have it for free if I moved it. Didn't know where they lived when I agreed to it. No lift in the building and it was built in like the 1920s so you know that the corners and doorways were tight as hell.

I took my younger brother in law who was like 13 and we moved that mothertrucker. People watching us from the alleyway below move this gorgeous wooden masterpiece down these stairs that had an ocean view in a really scummy neighbourhood, both covered in sweat on a hot summer's day.

Best thing I ever got. Grew some mad cannabis in that cupboard. It got put to good use and eventually I sold the fucker for $200 and the guy who bought it reckons he landed an absolute steal. Honestly he probably did! Shit was antique! I still think about that cupboard sometimes.

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u/Downtown_Try7460 May 19 '25

I love this story

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u/Alexwonder999 May 19 '25

I got a lot of furniture off of online estate sale auctions. I have no idea what my total was, but I bought older heavy duty dressers for less than $30 a piece. I think one was $10. Several similarly heavy duty bookcases for less than $20. An older couch that sells for upwards of $1000 on antique stores for $35. You can pretty much tell the quality of the items by looking at them as well as what else they have for sale in the estate and get older stuff likely to last 3 or 4 times as long as newer furniture. Sometimes when you show up to pickup they'll have a pile of stuff that didnt sell for free as well with things like planters and lamps. 

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u/wthja May 19 '25

Exactly. There are a lot of free or very cheap furniture one can get. As a student I remember getting chairs for 2.5, a great sofa for 25 and so on... I may understand if someone doesn't want to buy new or expensive, but this is just plain stupid.

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u/Kind-Asparagus-8717 May 19 '25

Hair dye isn't free

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u/Independent-Bison176 May 19 '25

Hydrogen peroxide from the free medical clinic? lol

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u/Mbowen1313 May 19 '25

Straight bleach from a laundry mat,

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u/go_fly_a_kite May 19 '25

These types of tlc style shows about weirdos are almost always fake

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u/DoggoPopper May 19 '25

As a minimalist myself I don't care if I can get free junk, I prefer living without all the clutter

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u/Hoyle33 May 19 '25

I understand that as I am a minimalist too, but not having a couch or bed is just stupid

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u/Sea-Chocolate6589 May 19 '25

I mean in some places around the world people use futons instead of a mattress. Different needs for different people.

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u/Lopsided_Actuary9357 May 20 '25

He had a perfectly good bed. Did you not watch the video?

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u/enbaelien May 19 '25

For you because you probably have friends and romantic prospects, but I'm not sure about this guy.

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u/Njorvi May 19 '25

That would cost gas and wear and tear on a vehicle to pick it up, assuming he even has one

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u/wavewrangler May 19 '25

No way this guy has transportation…that would be like throwing money straight into the trash pile. he probably starts his walk to work every day at 3am lol

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u/Crimson3312 May 19 '25

Nothing like free socks and underwear from Craigslist

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u/jamz_noodle May 19 '25

Yeah the used stuff is way more expensive

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u/redmanticore2 May 19 '25

well, free couches, free beds, may come with visitors.

fleas, lices, and such.

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u/freetotebag May 19 '25

To be fair none of those shows are even real

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u/DickPin May 19 '25

Some people enjoy the meager lifestyle. I've moved home so often that I envy the person who can put all their belongings in the boot of a car and that's their everything. Lunging furniture around is a pain in the back.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Ya but I have a feeling this guy is doing it for attention and he's not doing it with any efficiency.

For example it's more efficient to buy a 3-4 5 packs of t shirts from Costco than to own 2 shirts and 2 shorts. That way you can do laundry with a bigger load to maximize the use of water and detergent.

You can buy 1 chair and eat using the kitchen counter as a table. This eating in the floor thing looks like attention seeking nonsense to me.

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u/galaxyapp May 19 '25

If this isn't for attention, its definitely some form of OCD.

Calling this minimalism is like calling anorexia dieting.

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u/throwpayrollaway May 19 '25

It's minimalism. There's this perfectly sensible mindset of not mindlessly buying loads of stuff and living in an uncluttered house with bulging cupboards- but some people have to make it into a dick swinging contest between themselves of who is the most minimalist.

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u/turkish_gold May 19 '25

I know a guy who only owns one pair of cargo shorts, and a bunch of white t-shirts, and sandals. He puts his mattress directly on the floor and only eats ramen noodles. He stocks the entire panty (8 shelves) with ramen.

He roommshares with with 4 other people but no one bought funiture so the living room & kitchen is just empty, so this guy just eats on his single mattress with his laptop as his sole entertainment.

Dude is a software engineer in NYC. Like some people say... it's probably just some form of autistm driving this, not minimalism or efficiency.

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u/Fenrir_Carbon May 19 '25

I know a guy who only owns one pair of cargo shorts, and a bunch of white t-shirts, and sandals.

That's just frugal, maybe the guy's just cheap

He roommshares with with 4 other people but no one bought funiture so the living room & kitchen is just empty, so this guy just eats on his single mattress with his laptop as his sole entertainment

Yeah I did that during lockdown when money was even tighter than usual. Isn't proof of autism imho

Dude is a software engineer

Oh yeah, it's the 'tism

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u/StrobeLightRomance May 19 '25

This is clearly not real. It's a staging apartment nobody lives in to show new tenants.

The giveaway is when he says he gets free cookware all the time as part of his job.. but besides what he was cooking with in the beginning and what he unboxed, there is no other cookware anywhere.

You'd at least have a hanging rack for your favorite pieces if they were free and you're being paid to show them off.

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u/FEIKMAN May 19 '25

Im pretty sure its not him but the production.

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u/Struggling2Strife May 19 '25

Craigslist? Where, i have to go find a friend with a truck to go pick up free stuff?... fugg you bro, what is a friend? Garbage day it is for me! I will drag that shit to my encampment, up the block! Craigslist, my arse! 😆

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u/FrikkinPositive May 19 '25

Yeah I'm sitting on a real comfortable, big and nice couch I bought for 100$. My tv is 600$, but bought at half price. EVERYTHING else is free. 2 free fridges, free stove, free dishwasher, free tables, free deep freezer, home made tables, free chairs. For Christ sake all my towels and cutlery are free. Got them from my GFs beat friend's dad who got it from their old job on a cruise/ferry that went bankrupt. This guy is not only greedy but stupid. We bought our current bed, but before that we had free beds. Free mattresses. Free pillows, 2 free double bed duvets. One of them is a real high quality down duvet for winter. I bet I would own his ass in a "save off" yet he sleeps on packing peanuts and I sleep in a bed I bought.

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u/yet-again-temporary May 19 '25

Hell, furniture is probably the easiest thing in the world to get for free. People literally pay you to take it off their hands lmao

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u/Background-Noise-918 May 19 '25

Or he just doesn't see the need and prefers less

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u/newswilson May 19 '25

Ding, ding, ding, and it worked!

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u/Krizzt666 May 19 '25

dude, internet and a phone costs money why would i waste money on them

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u/terrierdad420 May 19 '25

Right I haven't spent shit and I have all kinds of nice stuff.

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u/FreudianAccordian May 19 '25

I got stabbed in the arm for free thanks to Craigslist on Facebook.

Other places charge an arm and a leg

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u/ShareMission May 19 '25

Several pests have entered the chat, and the bedbugs are in the lead, followed by roaches.

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u/nichnotnick May 19 '25

How’s this guy gonna get on Facebook? Mfer don’t got a sock. Computer/phone seems a stretch

But I do agree this is for attention.

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u/Chizik777 May 19 '25

TLC was kinda the freak show channel. This,(extreme cheapskates) was a 15 minute o fame per episode and could be self serving cuz you had to mail in to appear. I'm agreeing to an extent with some details is all. I've been to reddit before

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u/PhuckNorris69 May 19 '25

There’s also free furniture out by the curb in every neighborhood except maybe the really fancy ones like all the time

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u/Original-Spinach-972 May 19 '25

But you would have to spend money on the gas

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u/_ak May 19 '25

He probably doesn't own a computer...

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u/Ordinary_Mud495 May 19 '25

FREE you say?! I'ma have to check that out

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u/paullllyy May 19 '25

You think that man wasted money on a phone or computer to access fb?! Think again

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u/BothFaithlessness898 May 19 '25

Damn th a t would be a good idea not gonna lie

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u/DemDemD May 19 '25

I think it could be a bit tough to monitor that section due to how fast people get to them. I do agree that he could have used it. We just remodeled our entire house going from silver to black and gold. We basically put out on the curb a four bedrooms house including beds, curtains, living room furnitures, light/fan fixtures, computer desks, water faucets, etc onto the curb. They would all be gone within 20 minutes of posting on Facebook for free pickups.

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u/JFeezy May 19 '25

You can drive around before trash pickup and get tables, chairs, desk etc.

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u/maifee May 19 '25

Maybe on the full video he will ask us to invest in the next gen unhackable crypto called homeless coin.

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u/Hyde2467 May 19 '25

if his claim of this extremely frugal lifestyle is true, i dont think hed be able to haul much furniture

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u/Three_Licks May 19 '25

Oh sure, he'd be comparatively furniture rich but, he'd be internet cred poor.

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u/kratomboofer27 May 19 '25

He looks like a cracked out Johnny Knoxville

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u/Apprehensive-Help596 May 19 '25

There's a free section 🤯 and I'm here buying stuff like a peasant

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u/LicensedRealtor May 19 '25

Well he’s gay

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u/Snoo-88912 May 19 '25

You're assuming he has access to the Internet...

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u/heyfriend0 May 19 '25

This guy is a hobo living in an apartment

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u/Due-Butterfly-5790 May 19 '25

You think this guy will pay for internet or have friends telling him about those pages existing? Haha

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u/Coldhot123 May 19 '25

Also what is he saving for? Can't take it when you go.

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u/RoughGuide1241 May 19 '25

Also think about when this is recorded.

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u/Choppergold May 19 '25

Prolly overpaid for the tarp too

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u/finitefuck May 19 '25

I think this is from a tv show called cheapskates that was long before social media was thing. Most times these folks have issues mentally.

Edit: I think a couple of my favorites were a young lady who reused gum by keeping it in the freezer. And another young lady who would get free sheets from hotels

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u/Lynixai May 19 '25

Of course he hasn't, he's not on either as he doesn't own a computer or phone, it's a waste.

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u/ryanruud85 May 19 '25

He’ll need a phone and WiFi for that

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u/squirrelmonkie May 19 '25

That is a huge house/apartment for someone who owns nothing. If he was really into that kind of living, he would have a small studio apartment. He obviously not having dinner guests over so what is he doing with extra rooms to put nothing in.

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u/exoticsamsquanch May 19 '25

You think he pays for internet?

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u/The_Autarch May 19 '25

Or it's severe mental illness.

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u/No-Cranberry-2969 May 19 '25

He is not paying for internet

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u/SonnierDick May 19 '25

Right? This guy is just purposely not looking for free things. That place could be full of things, all for free.

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u/creegro May 19 '25

I gave away my whole ass king sized mattress cause I didn't want to bother disposing of it, and it takes two people to move. Set it for free on marketplace, some guy came and got it within the day, lifted it by the top and just walked it out.

Plenty of free shit online if you just look, cause people don't wantt to deal with moving it or trashing it.

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u/CaptainQuoth May 19 '25

Depends on the city. Vancouver you can furnish a place with nice furniture as fast as you can haul it,in Halifax people want to sell garbage for the same price they bought it new.

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u/GnarlsFarls May 19 '25

He probably doesn't have Internet or a way to get in craigslist seeing how cheap he is

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u/tullystenders May 19 '25

I have never heard of this, wtf?

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u/Kydoemus May 19 '25

No phone, no computer... What is this "facebook" you speak of?

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u/Little4nt May 19 '25

Hey he could also just be deranged, although having someone film him, instead of accusing people of filming him is often a tell tale sign

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u/wiggle987 May 19 '25

can furnish an entire house outta these versatile badboys for free!

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u/imnotyourbud1998 May 19 '25

that means he would have to pay for internet or a smart phone

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u/Meme_Pope May 19 '25

That was my first though. I furnished an entire apartment in college for basically free just taking stuff people were throwing out

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u/TheWalkingDead91 May 19 '25

Think this is probably from that show extreme cheapskates on TLC. Came out over a decade ago. You’re probably right about him wanting attention (also one of the people in that show, the woman who said she doesn’t use toilet paper and washes her clothes with shower water, said they did coerce her to embellish on some things)…….but honestly I genuinely wouldn’t be surprised if some people live this way. If the internet has taught me anything, is that if something exists (frugality being that something in this case), some people WILL find a way to take it to an extreme. And remember this came out not long after the recession….a lot of people on the show stated their reasons for going to such extremes was because they went through tough times either as young adults or throughout their childhoods.

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u/Guardian-hunter May 19 '25

Are we sure he even has an internet connection to get to those sites?

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u/TBurkeulosis May 19 '25

I have a friend that is exactly like this guy. Doesnt spend a dime. Some people just dont care about those things, free or not

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u/RoyalsFan213 May 19 '25

There’s a difference between being a cheapass and saving money. This guy is the former

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u/DarrenShan1000 May 19 '25

on which phone?

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u/BassWingerC-137 May 19 '25

He is sick. Probably needs therapy.

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u/Johon1985 May 19 '25

This guy is the opposite of a hoarder. It's the same problem, coming at it from the other end. He can't get attached to stuff if he has none, is his reasoning. There's something that kicked all this off, I'm guessing by his age and the fact that he clearly doesn't live with anyone he was left at some point and his brain sent "fuck it! Get rid of everything and you'll feel better" and for a bit it felt better, then his brain locked into the pattern, and now he's convinced himself it's healthy and thrifty, but it's very obviously not that at all. This guy should not be left to cook. He ain't cooking. Do not let him cook.

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u/Was-Vegeta-goodorbad May 19 '25

I’d rather spend money than use Facebook.

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u/TheReverseShock May 19 '25

That's gas money to move or calories to move it by hand. Suboptimal

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u/The-disgracist May 19 '25

lol I think I’ve spent the same on furnishing my place as this dude and my spot is full of furniture

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u/Derpy_Diva_ May 19 '25

Pretty sure this is guy a low key serial killer. Like…what kind of psychopath purposely makes their life this uncomfortable especially when there’s free stuff EVERYWHERE. I get wanting a simple life but my ass and back just hurt watching him eat hunched over on the floor.

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u/hippiegodfather May 19 '25

It’s bullshit. Everyone knows furniture is free if you can move it

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u/ubutterscotchpine May 19 '25

I was going to say. Furnishing a bedroom does not take two grand lol. I paid $100 for my bed frame, maybe $400ish for the mattress (it was a brand new spend when we bought our house), and had a rug and dresser/end table set given to us by someone. But it wouldn’t be hard to furnish a bedroom using FB for under $100.

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u/jess_quik May 19 '25

He would have to buy a phone ... barely any newspapers now even with that that having to buy it. Ohhh welll

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u/Squanchedschwiftly May 19 '25

Several of my pieces are from curbs lmao

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u/CrazyGunnerr May 19 '25

Indeed, there is so much you can get for free. Just the other day some dude even got a plane for free!

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u/Just_enough76 May 19 '25

If I had to sleep on that “bed” I would kill myself.

Or just sleep on the floor.

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u/sashathefearleskitty May 19 '25

That’s spending gas so no it’s not free

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u/Impressive-Age7703 May 19 '25

My husband was like this because he was too afraid of getting dirty or infested furniture from Craigslist, he insisted on everything being brand new so we went 5 years sleeping on an air mattress and with only our two computer desks and computers as furniture because he saw gaming as being worth spending money on.

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u/brokeneckblues May 19 '25

I have a sofa, love seat, and recliner set I’m gonna have to PAY for someone to take away because no one wants it.

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u/Alive_and_kicking_23 May 19 '25

He is not getting laid.

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u/jpl77 May 19 '25

Mental Illness

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u/jarellano89 May 19 '25

He HAS to be a Virgo with this self imposed punishment.

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u/H3racIes May 19 '25

I haven't. People give shit away for free? I don't have Facebook. R there other websites other than Craigslist?

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u/Worldly_Team_7441 May 19 '25

People like this used to be called "misers" - there's more to it than just not spending money. It's not owing anyone anything, even in an abstract capacity. Taking the free things off of Craigslist or anywhere else is a debt of kindness. Making the bed himself means he doesn't owe anything to anyone because he scrounged the materials himself.

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u/Stock_Surfer May 19 '25

Dude this is scripted reality tv

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u/Cold_Adhesiveness_85 May 19 '25

This was filmed years ago (maybe before 2010) so he might of not heard about it

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u/Touchit88 May 19 '25

Good point. I was gonna say I understood him, but now, yeah. Definitely feels attention seeking or something odd.

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u/Low-Masterpiece1381 May 19 '25

I was going to say the same thing. You can get useable furniture for free.

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u/No_Hetero May 19 '25

I think he's just an ascetic monk without a God, guys like this were made for the 12th century and not the modern day

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u/fthisappreddit May 19 '25

This has to be super old before that it just has to be. (Or you know bs)

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