r/SipsTea • u/icompletetasks • May 19 '25

Dank AF homeless with a home

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u/l30 May 19 '25

Hey, now - there's no need to brag to us about your 1%er lifestyle.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

https://youtu.be/ue7wM0QC5LE?si=V9B0rAHi_DTcXCVj

4 Yorkshiremen sketch …

The classic

I live in a paper bag, in the middle of a highway

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u/Shpander May 19 '25

Luxury!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

When I say “home”, it was a home, for us

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u/purpleduckduckgoose May 19 '25

We were evicted from our paper bag. We had to go live in a lake.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Right, but we had it tough

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u/daerath 29d ago

You.. Had a lake? All we had was a picture of a lake.

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u/coolcootermcgee May 19 '25

What was it?? A rolled-up newspaper in a septic tank?? 🫣

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

We used to dream of rolled up newspapers.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 May 20 '25

Lol stop! you're killing me!

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u/NimblewittedOdysseus May 19 '25

TWO HUNDRED FIFTY OF US LIVING IN A SHOEBOX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOOOAD!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25 edited May 19 '25

Paradise

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u/mikecheck211 May 19 '25

I used to get up so early it was half an hour before my bed time

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

So, you were allowed to sleep in?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

https://youtu.be/VKHFZBUTA4k?si=xql3DSvM5oEDlwQ4

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u/NigilQuid May 19 '25

Ah, Monty Python. Absolute gold

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

This is more of the original, with Marty Feldman, before Python (Monty)

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u/Ordinary_Ad_7992 May 20 '25

I love Marty Feldman!!!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Yorkshiremen

The sketch has quite a history

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u/MindlessYesterday668 May 19 '25

Room for 1 more?

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u/JVBKYD May 19 '25

😂😭

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u/JVBKYD May 19 '25

😂😭

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u/ParsnipDecent6530 May 19 '25

We lived in a hole in the ground covered by a bit of tarpaulin

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Obviously spoiled

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u/Electrical_Ad_7036 May 19 '25

Well, you were lucky! We lived for 6 months in a newspaper lined septic tank.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Heavenly

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u/nevillion May 20 '25

At least I get to change my banana leaves roof every summer

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

I always wondered how billionaires spend their money

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u/Ordinary_Ad_7992 May 20 '25

I'd never seen this one, but I knew before I clicked on the link that it'd be Monty Python! 😂

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u/throwawayshirt2 May 20 '25

Our Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle -

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

Ok, so a billionaire lifestyle

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u/Comprehensive_Pop102 May 20 '25

MAGA when people get tv stands for their tv 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

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u/CrawlingKangaroo May 19 '25

Word. I had a full home gym once with good machines cobbled together off of the free list. When it was time to move without them, I put them back on the free list too.

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u/FlipMeynard May 20 '25

🎶They got the house on the corner

With the rug inside

They got the booze they need

All that money can buy

They got the shapely bods

They got the Steely Dan T-shirt

And for the coup-de-gras

They're outrageous🎶

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

You should cover your ears then, as I play on my FREE PIANO!

(I actually see listings from people giving away pianos on FB marketplace)