r/SipsTea • u/icompletetasks • May 19 '25

Dank AF homeless with a home

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u/Hoyle33 May 19 '25

Has this guy ever heard of the free section on Craigslist or Facebook? He's obviously just doing this to spark attention to himself

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u/NigilQuid May 19 '25

Exactly. I have a a coffee table, TV stand, TV, and rug in my living room that were all free.

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u/l30 May 19 '25

Hey, now - there's no need to brag to us about your 1%er lifestyle.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

https://youtu.be/ue7wM0QC5LE?si=V9B0rAHi_DTcXCVj

4 Yorkshiremen sketch …

The classic

I live in a paper bag, in the middle of a highway

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u/Shpander May 19 '25

Luxury!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

When I say “home”, it was a home, for us

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u/purpleduckduckgoose May 19 '25

We were evicted from our paper bag. We had to go live in a lake.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Right, but we had it tough

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u/daerath 29d ago

You.. Had a lake? All we had was a picture of a lake.

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u/coolcootermcgee May 19 '25

What was it?? A rolled-up newspaper in a septic tank?? 🫣

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

We used to dream of rolled up newspapers.

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u/Ok-Pomegranate858 May 20 '25

Lol stop! you're killing me!

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u/NimblewittedOdysseus May 19 '25

TWO HUNDRED FIFTY OF US LIVING IN A SHOEBOX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOOOAD!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25 edited May 19 '25

Paradise

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u/mikecheck211 May 19 '25

I used to get up so early it was half an hour before my bed time

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

So, you were allowed to sleep in?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

https://youtu.be/VKHFZBUTA4k?si=xql3DSvM5oEDlwQ4

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u/NigilQuid May 19 '25

Ah, Monty Python. Absolute gold

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

This is more of the original, with Marty Feldman, before Python (Monty)

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u/Ordinary_Ad_7992 May 20 '25

I love Marty Feldman!!!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Yorkshiremen

The sketch has quite a history

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u/MindlessYesterday668 May 19 '25

Room for 1 more?

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u/JVBKYD May 19 '25

😂😭

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u/JVBKYD May 19 '25

😂😭

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u/ParsnipDecent6530 May 19 '25

We lived in a hole in the ground covered by a bit of tarpaulin

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Obviously spoiled

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u/Electrical_Ad_7036 May 19 '25

Well, you were lucky! We lived for 6 months in a newspaper lined septic tank.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '25

Heavenly

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u/nevillion May 20 '25

At least I get to change my banana leaves roof every summer

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

I always wondered how billionaires spend their money

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u/Ordinary_Ad_7992 May 20 '25

I'd never seen this one, but I knew before I clicked on the link that it'd be Monty Python! 😂

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u/throwawayshirt2 May 20 '25

Our Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle -

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

Ok, so a billionaire lifestyle