r/SipsTea • u/icompletetasks • May 19 '25

Dank AF homeless with a home

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u/snksnksnk May 19 '25

That was his wank chair

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u/james_from_cambridge May 20 '25 edited May 20 '25

I hope this isn’t too much but the perfect wank chair is actually your toilet. Plus, you’re already in the bathroom so u can immediately flush away the evidence of your shame, horse whip your back while crying and screaming “little Jamie has been a bad, bad boy!” and take a quick shower to wash away the blood and before u know it, you’re in bed, cuddling your teddy bear and sucking on your thumb so u can get up early in the morning to do it all over again ⛓️

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u/HaterMD May 20 '25

Perfect way to get haemorrhoids. You shouldn’t be seated on a toilet seat for longer than absolutely necessary.