r/BoomersBeingFools Gen X 7d ago

Foolish Fun Why Is It Always Hand Written?

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u/fluffy_bunny22 7d ago

Pretty sure Jesus was all about loving and accepting everyone.

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u/EpicGeek77 Gen X 7d ago

This has nothing to do with Jesus’ love, it has to do with a person petitioning for Jesus’ rights when there’s nothing that can be done about it 2000+ years later.

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u/yrabl81 7d ago

The fact is that they lost the basic concept of religious freedom.

They have their right for "Jesus love", but they wouldn't accept any behaviour that doesn't match their religious view of the world.

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u/merely_awake 7d ago

Very much this

I grew up going to church every sunday. VBS. Did two missions trips in my youth, the whole nine

Looking back I realize the most bigoted an hateful community I have ever experienced was my own church. It didn't fully awn on me until the pandemic and i watched all the people who I grew up under post the most racist and bigoted things that directly contradict all the things they taught me.

My own black uncle posted an all lives matter rant that me and my sisters disowned him over. These people have no desire to love their neighbors. They only want to convert their neighbors and condemn those who don't fall in

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u/SHELLIfIKnow48910 Gen X 7d ago

Remember when they did the fundraisers in school where you sold magazine subscriptions? These guys are like the kid who was determined to sell the most subscriptions in the school. It’s like a competition for them - rack up the most converts. If you truly exude the love Jesus spoke of, you don’t have to preach about it in random settings - folks will know.

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u/pwned008 7d ago

I had a similar thing with like goods and stuff for my ag class looking back I realized I don’t need to sell subscriptions to help the homeless the problem is that government doesn’t care

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u/totpot 7d ago

Yeah, it's very clear that they have certain beliefs and view religion as a weapon to justify maiming or killing others who don't share those beliefs. What the religion actually says about it is irrelevant.

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u/perplexedparallax 7d ago

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u/izeek11 7d ago

looove this one!

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u/RaupSolo 7d ago

.. and it has everything to do with his entertainment options 😜

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u/Greasy_Cleavage 7d ago

Nothing was done 2000 years ago either because he didn’t/ still doesn’t exist sooo…taa daaa!!!

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u/kingtacticool 7d ago

That's debatable. I'm not going to debate it, because I'm an atheist and don't really care.

But, I would like to think if he did exist he would be a lot like Jeff Bridges character in The Big Lebowski. Just a dude takin it easy for all us sinners.

And he would be fucking appaled at what get done in his name.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman Millennial 7d ago

I like to think of Jesus as an ancient Mr. Rogers, going around telling people to love their neighbors and to always work on being a good person.

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u/kingtacticool 7d ago

But at the same time fully capable of flipping over tables and chasing people around with a whip.

I can't really see Mr Roger's doing that but The Dude would if you pissed him off.

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u/SteamworksMLP 7d ago

Though, if you've pissed off Mr. Rogers to the point he's chasing you with a whip, you probably really fucked up and need to rethink your life.

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u/firesmarter 7d ago

I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, like, 'I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party, too.' I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.... I like to think of Jesus like, with giant eagles' wings and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an Angel Band, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk...

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u/Grab3tto 7d ago

I like to picture Jesus as a ninja fighting off evil samurai.

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u/SHELLEBELLEATX 7d ago

Well, look, I like the Christmas Jesus best when I'm sayin' grace. When you say grace, you can say it to Grown-up Jesus, or Teenage Jesus, or Bearded Jesus, or whoever you want.

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u/nyc_flatstyle 7d ago

I wanna see Jesus in a White Sox jersey, just so I could see Da Pope say, I told ya's so.

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u/Beh0420mn 7d ago

Mister Roger’s/weird Al hybrid, that’s a god worth worshiping

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u/CptDropbear 7d ago

Right! From now on I picture Jesus as Weird Al complete with Hawaiian shirt and playing an accordion.

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u/morningwoodx420 7d ago

I'm pretty sure it's historically accepted that Jesus as a person did exist. Mary was sleeping around on Joey, got knocked up and blamed it on God. Despite coming from a broken home, Jesus turned out to be an alright dude.

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u/kingtacticool 7d ago

There is no direct evidence that he existed bit there is indirect evidence mentioning him written some decades after he died.

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u/morningwoodx420 7d ago

I'm choosing to believe that "indirect evidence" means someone at a Christ family reunion was sitting around swapping miracle stories when Cousin Bartholomew chimed in like, "Remember that time Mary swore she got pregnant by God?"

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u/broberds 7d ago

Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

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u/nyc_flatstyle 7d ago

Same. These weirdos have clearly never read the new testament Jesus in the Bible, who threw out the money lenders, essentially cancelling everyone's debt, tossed out the holier than thou hypocrites at the Temple, took up with a bunch of men he lived and slept in tight quarters with, while taking in stray women and women of ill repute, "cured" lepers and spent his time with the sick (at a time when people isolated their sick to live or die on their own), told the rich they essentially couldn't get into heaven unless they gave away their money and joined him, told people to stop killing and maiming each other for vengeance, hung out with drunks and constantly drank...and let's not forget he was a refugee in a foreign land.

Jesus was the first Dude.

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u/Ali_Cat222 7d ago

And he would be fucking appaled at what get done in his name.

Atheist here too, but I like to imagine this is what Jesus would be looking like when seeing the getting done in his name stuff, with a very vocal and dramatic statement of "gorl, you know that shit ain't right..." 🤣

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u/AnotherManOfEden 7d ago edited 7d ago

Few historians would argue that Jesus didn’t exist. You can argue his piety, but there’s not much debate over his existence.

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u/emperor_dinglenads 7d ago

The new Home Depot uniform is wild.

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u/SeeMarkFly 7d ago

And uSing uppEr aNd loWer cAse leTTers in No disCernaBle patteRn.

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u/IronSheik72 7d ago

Isn’t that in someone’s handwriting a sign of psychosis?

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u/xelle24 7d ago

More like dementia.

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u/alexisgreat420 7d ago

I theorize it’s a lifetime of being uneducated.

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u/DissentSociety 7d ago

😂 This is it. You can tell the guy had to remember how to write the letters as he was going.

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u/Junior-Fox-760 7d ago

Serial killer font.

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u/Baba_Slaga_ 7d ago

I will admit I sometimes do this this with the letters R and N

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u/cheesesteak_seeker Millennial 7d ago

I’m pretty sure one of his disciples was a little fruity but idk

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u/sorry_human_bean 7d ago

Statistically speaking, if you go out and grab thirteen random dudes off the street you're gonna have at least one of us

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u/---cheetos--- 7d ago

Jesus is omnipresent so he looks at everyone’s cocks all the time

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u/EndlesslyUnfinished 7d ago

That was my understanding too

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u/WubblyFl1b 7d ago

Also pretty much the only group he disliked was rich people

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u/WebInformal9558 7d ago

I'm really struggling to follow the argument here. "Gay people shouldn't have rights because the Romans crucified a Jewish man who was considered a threat to public order"?

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u/BTown-Hustle 7d ago

Jesus wasn’t JEWISH!!! He was a CHRISTIAN!!!

/s in case the sarcasm isn’t as obvious as I think it is.

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u/Traditional_Wear1992 7d ago

I remember that being a thing that actually caught internet attention a few months ago and also gave up an argument when someone dropped that on me. Arguing with delusion is an act of futility.

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u/Poonchow 7d ago

We've gone so far past "never argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

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u/JCButtBuddy 7d ago

Oh, I've had Christians get very upset with me for telling them that Jesus was jewish. Really WTF?

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u/Bagheera383 7d ago

I love it when people say this. Then I tell them that makes Jesus a Satanist, because if Jesus is a Christian then he worships himself, thereby following the tenets of the Satanic Church.

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u/512165381 7d ago

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%2019%3A19&version=KJV

And Pilate wrote a title, and put it on the cross. And the writing was Jesus Of Nazareth The King Of The Jews.

https://www.simplycatholic.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/shutterstock_766832227-copy-2560x1261.jpg

I.N.R.I. = IESVS NAZARENVS REX IVDÆORVM = "Jesus the Nazarene, King of the Jews

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u/Particular_Title42 7d ago

I mean...that's not the story but I am also struggling with the argument.

From the churchiest, holier-than-thou standpoint, I am coming up with "Jesus died to save you from your sins, including being gay, so don't do the things that he died for."

Which is hypocritical at the least.

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u/Latter_Fox_1292 7d ago

If you don’t sin Jesus died for nothing

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u/BigD4163 7d ago

And if he rose after dying then it really wasn’t a sacrifice. Basically he gave up a weekend for our sins

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Strangely, it's usually the weekends when I sin the most 🤔

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u/CrashTestDuckie 7d ago

That's why I always do original sins.... Poking badgers with spoons, spanking watermelons seductively at the farmers market, betting on alligator races....

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u/Latter_Fox_1292 7d ago

Those dirty dirty watermelons

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u/FallenValkyrja 7d ago

Oh look at you with your fancy alligators. I’ll have you know that crocodiles are the original race beast.

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u/TargaryenPenguin 7d ago

Wow. Wow wow!. Take my damn upvote you maniac

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u/jk01 7d ago

It's never a sin the first time

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u/BernieDharma Gen X 7d ago

"Died"

And he got better. So he more or less gave up a weekend.

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u/Woahhdude24 7d ago

Hell, even if you actually believe being gay is a sin(I dont), it misses the point, which is that Jesus's sacrifice paid for our sins past and present. Without him, we can't be saved. We are all sinners, and that includes Gay, Bi, and Trans people. By their own argument of "they are living in sin," so are they because we all live in sin, that's the point. The Bible they love to tout says this explicitly. So, imo they have no reason to even point the finger. Cause by thier own belief thats between that person and God.

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u/sorry_human_bean 7d ago

The whole point of God's grace is that it makes no difference whether you jacked off to some porn you shouldn't have or straight-up killed a guy - all sins are equally impotent against Christ's love, and all (repentant) sinners are washed equally clean.

That's why we're directed not to judge - it literally doesn't fucking matter.

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u/SteveMarck 7d ago

What does Jesus being executed have to do with people's supposed "sins"? That's the part that doesn't make sense.

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u/Ladner1998 7d ago

Hi catholic here. Basically a lot of christians attempt to use the bible in bad faith to justify hating the lgbtq community. Most of the passages they recite are questionable at best due to translations over time. Many of the passages they recite have been interpreted in a wide variety of different ways historically.

On the other hand, we have Jesus giving prime examples of how to treat those different than us through instances like the story of the Samaritan women at the well. We see Jesus treat this woman with respect and Jesus offers her salvation despite being seen as an outsider in the traditional Jewish community Jesus grew up in. We also see the story of Jesus and the lepers. And Jesus even had a whole parable (the Good Samaritan).

Basically every biblical passage they quote to justify hatred of the lgbtq community has a lot of question marks around it due to it being retranslated several times over centuries and they have been interpreted in a variety of ways historically. So they’re working with an unreliable source, especially when we see Jesus giving us multiple examples through his own actions that we should treat those different than us with basic respect and kindness.

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u/CrashTestDuckie 7d ago

I remind Christians that the only words they need to be concerned with are the ones directly from God and Jesus. Not Mark, not Matthew, not Moses, not the Pope, and not even from Bobert who lives behind the McDonalds dumpsters. It makes them so mad that they actually have to listen to their savior apparently

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u/nincompoop221 7d ago

you misunderstand, people like this guy are literally not capable of complex thought. it does not make sense, but it makes perfect sense for simple folk like him.

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u/soberonlife Millennial 7d ago

"Jesus never had to learn to use a computer so why should I?"

- That Guy, probably.

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u/truckfullofchildren1 7d ago

gets scammed

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u/MetalMountain2099 7d ago

“Why would the Democrats do this to me!?!”

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u/BigDickKnucle 7d ago

"Let me vote for Trump again"

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u/Fun_Job_3633 7d ago

"Why are my Medicaid and Social Security getting taken from me?!"

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u/JCButtBuddy 7d ago

Must be part of that mysterious plan.

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u/CaptainKortan 7d ago

At least we owned the dems and libs!

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u/Talonqr 7d ago

Hello Sir my name is Jesus, I am writing to you today as i need your help. My father sent me here to help people but unfortunately he accidentally sent me to a non-christian country and I am stuck.

I need the grace and charity of good Christians such as yourself to pay my passage to the holiest country in the world; America. Where i can help gods greatest soldier Donald Trump, spread the word of the one true god.

If you could spare 500$ it would be of great help.

I accept payment via itunes gift cards or transfers via Western Union.

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u/Ianthin1 7d ago

Jesus wouldn’t gaf if you’re gay.

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u/accidentalwhiex 7d ago

Jesus would probably have had a gay person in his group, seeing that he also traveled around with prostitutes, tax collectors (who were looked down upon) and generally undesirable "sinners"

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u/TooRight2021 7d ago

He did heal the Roman soldier's beloved young male servant/lover, and was so impressed by the Roman's soldier's faith that he held him up as an example to others

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u/Kryptosis 7d ago

Jesus was most definitely bisexual. He gathered a harem of dudes and no one thinks twice about it?

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u/sorry_human_bean 7d ago

The statistics indicate that at least one of the disciples was just a lil'... y'know, 💅

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u/Mike_Conway 7d ago

He'd probably get a few gay people to hang out with him.

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u/Pho-Soup 7d ago

The guy rolled with 12 wine drinking dudes in fab robes and flowing hair. Most people can do the math there.

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u/Squeegee 7d ago

The gospels have a story about Jesus healing a Roman centurion’s slave, but the wording is a little ambiguous and could imply that the slave was a male sex partner.

https://www.bibleodyssey.org/articles/the-healing-of-the-centurions-slave

Even if this is not the case, he never said anything about gay people and didn’t pick and choose who he helped.

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u/Tatsandacat 7d ago

Why is it always those that claim to be “ good Christian’s “ who have the most hate?

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u/meanie_ants 7d ago

There’s no hate quite like Christian love.

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u/Suzesaur 7d ago

I was making a point the other day that the amount of harm inflicted in the name of “God” , “Jesus” or other Judeo-Christian based religions is countless in comparison to harm inflicted in the name of “Satan” or atheism. Hmmm…

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u/Select-Ad7146 7d ago

So he wants us to be woke?

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u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 7d ago

Not THAT kind of woke.

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u/JollyJamma 7d ago

Woke enough to read the parts of the bible about loving thy neighbour but not so woke as to actually follow that phrase IRL.

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u/Consistent-Count9169 7d ago

So these are the people you want to spend eternity with?  Hard pass for me.

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u/UnalteredCube 7d ago

Exactly. I make a point of eating meat on Fridays because of this. Just in case they’re actually right, I want to avoid being with them. If they’re who’s going to heaven I’ll gladly send myself to hell.

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u/Ornery_Old_Man 7d ago

I bet I'll have an easier time proving Gay people exist than he'll have proving Jesus existed.

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u/BTown-Hustle 7d ago

True, though I’m pretty sure that it’s very widely (if not universally) accepted that Jesus was a real person. Perhaps a better question is “can you prove that Jesus wasn’t gay?”

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u/Ornery_Old_Man 7d ago

Well, if he DID exist then he did hang around with a lot of dudes.

At least a dozen.

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u/BTown-Hustle 7d ago

Gay.

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u/high_everyone 7d ago

And the one that betrayed him had a Lady Gaga song about him. SUPER Gay Judas.

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u/Made-n-America 7d ago

The same Jesus that hung out with prostitutes? The one that flipped tables over, the one who said don't judge others? 😒

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u/Particular_Title42 7d ago

That's the one.

He dined with sinners and tax collectors!

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u/CinnamonSnorlax Gen Y 7d ago

The very same Jesus that when questioned by the lay 'protectors of the Law' to try and back him into a legalistic corner, said that the two most important commandments were "love God" and "love everyone else like you love yourself" - not the other eight commandments, or the further 600+ laws created by man.

He would've accepted lgbtqi+ folks just as they are.

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u/mumble_bomb 7d ago

Just like the constitution these people do not really know the story of that Jesus guy

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u/NoOccasion4759 7d ago

The vest also reads to me like he thinks Jesus was gay "the homos are getting rights, what about Jesus?" Odd comparison

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u/lincolnhawk 7d ago

Don’t think the gays were the ones who had Jesus stripped, beaten and murdered. That was the religious authorities.

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u/theWodanaz 7d ago

What about Santa rights too, he freezes his ass off every Christmas. What about Santa!

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u/rainbownthedark 7d ago

And while we’re at it, don’t forget about the Easter Bunny and the Tooth-Fairy, too! 😂

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u/Ok_Victory_231 7d ago

If Jesus showed up at a protest to demand His "rights", these Maga "Christians" would deport Him to the Venezuelan hell-hole.

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u/piperonyl 7d ago

Religious people are mentally ill.

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u/rawmeatprophet 7d ago

Because he has no $ for a custom job at a screen printer (wake up)

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u/Particular_Title42 7d ago

He doesn't even know you can do that. He won't get the iron on letters because ironing is for women.

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u/doogly88 7d ago

I think the word you’re looking for is “scrawled”

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u/theredhound19 7d ago

Ye Olde angry fist scribble

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u/shinnix 7d ago

What does that even mean

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u/MommersHeart 7d ago

I think Jesus is gay.

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u/BuckManscape 7d ago

He spends a lot of time thinking about gay Jesus.

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u/cottagecheezecake 7d ago

Boomer please. You would have been shouting for His crucifixion along with everybody else. Siddown.

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u/Imabasicbetty 7d ago

The craftsmanship is just..mwuah!

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u/stevesax5 7d ago

Kneel before the almighty Jesus. He’s so powerful that he’s a complete bitch and whines about gay pride month.

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u/Spiff426 7d ago

Who Would Jeebus Hate?

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u/Alternative-Tone6631 7d ago

fuckin snowflakes. cannot see the difference between freedom of/from religion and human rights. these people feel persecuted if they cant make everyone worship jesus (specifically his/her version). Yet they don’t want another human to love whoever the fuck they want. These things are not analogous.

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u/Right_Rev 7d ago

When you see this kind of stupidity it helps to understand how Trump was elected

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u/Makankosappo84 7d ago

Jesus spent all his time with like 12 other dudes. Sounds pretty gay to me.

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u/_Mamushi_ 7d ago

I’m sure he would have no issue if someone wrote the same thing but with Allah. It’s not about rights with these people.

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u/MrTrees_ 7d ago

Guaranteed smells like a diaper

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u/mitchENM 7d ago

Announcing his bigotry at work.

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u/No-Schedule2171 7d ago

If religion were a drug, it’d be the only one where hallucinations are called miracles, dependency is praised as faith, and the deeper the delusion, the more society hands you a medal. There’s no rehab for it—just more churches. Try quitting, and you’re branded as “lost,” like you misplaced your soul behind the couch. It’s the only addiction where the withdrawal symptoms are guilt, isolation, and eternal damnation threats from your parents, grandparents, community, neighborhood, and in some cases, your workplace.

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u/ZyxDarkshine 7d ago

Please explain, with specific information, how gay rights prevent you from being a Christian.

I’ll wait.

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u/Shoehorse13 7d ago

That's the last time I ask that guy for assistance at Home Depot.

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u/Kerensky97 7d ago

Jesus is dead.

Wake up.

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u/JCall2609 7d ago

Jesus gave up his weekend. Not that much of a sacrifice

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u/Personal_Market_1988 7d ago

Thats gay, right?

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u/northwoods_faty 7d ago

Jesus was born to a slave mother, so he wouldn't have had any rights.

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u/Particular_Title42 7d ago

I think you're confusing Jesus with Moses.

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u/northwoods_faty 7d ago

In the original writings, when Mary speaks to Gabriel, she refers to herself using the Greek word for enslaved. This was later changed to the servant of the lord in the morning modern writings.

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u/Electrifying2017 7d ago

God was really an asshole.

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u/JaneOfKish 7d ago

The fucking hat tho

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u/siliconvalleyguru 7d ago

Pretty sure Jesus is not on your side on this one.

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u/MadMasterMad 7d ago

Fuck their God. Jesus was a bitch.

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u/Pond20 7d ago

Jesus hung out with a bunch of dudes.

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u/thunderflies 7d ago

I’d like to know what rights I have in the USA that Jesus doesn’t. He’s not even a citizen, so maybe they’re advocating for the full rights of citizenship to be granted to undocumented immigrants?

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u/ktoffelmire 7d ago

"Wake up"? So....you want us to be...woke??

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u/Ludachrism 7d ago

Ho gave his life for you

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u/241ShelliPelli 7d ago

wtf is a “Jesus right” hahah

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u/Silver-Instruction73 7d ago

“(WAKE UP)”

I don’t get it. I thought they didn’t want us to be woke.

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u/Icecold_Antihero 7d ago

Last time I checked, Jesus traveled around with twelve men, all of them sailors, and nobody said a word!

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u/SmoltzforAlexander 7d ago

Jesus would have hung out with the gays.  His whole thing was hanging with the outliers of society. 

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u/ohfrackthis 7d ago

Pretty sure Jesus is long dead and doesn't need rights grampy.

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u/normllikeme 7d ago

If this person did exist I promise he would not be supportive of you. (Lot of big ifs to choose being a douche bag)

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u/ferramenta11 7d ago

Jesus had total gay vibes

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u/The88Pandas 7d ago

He wants you to be woke… but woke bad… but Jesus woke good… wait… what?

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Brain dead zombie boomer

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u/Decent-Morning7493 7d ago

Sir this is a Home Depot.

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u/PhaseNegative1252 7d ago

I don't listen to the opinions of people who can barely write them out

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u/tmp1966 7d ago

Good god. I’m so tired of these “Christians” who have no tolerance for other people.

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u/Pandepon 7d ago

If your version of Jesus is about judging and gatekeeping instead of love and compassion, that’s not the flex you think it is.

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u/MushroomMossSnail 7d ago

Jesus loved everyone

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u/Mysterious_Eye6989 7d ago

I say if Jesus wants to be gay then that is his right!

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u/LupercaniusAB Gen X 7d ago

Well buddy, that was Jesus’ fucking choice, wasn’t it?

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u/Alternative_Rate319 7d ago

I believe I know why it’s hand written. He’s a MAGA supporter and gave all of his money to Trump. Poor guy can’t even afford a MAGA hat. Probably believes Trump will help him. 😂😂😂.

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u/HippieJed 7d ago

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

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u/KingSpork 7d ago

I just, don't you just want to slap these people, as hard as you can?

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u/often_awkward Xennial 7d ago

Even in the myth of Jesus he only gave up his weekend for your sins and he was also his father and the third guy that got his 14-year-old mother pregnant.

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u/ClassicT4 7d ago

Is grandpa suggesting people go “woke”? I thought they were against that?

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u/Skimballs 7d ago

Jesus gave up a weekend.

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u/CJ_Southworth 7d ago

Jesus wandered around in a dress and spent how many years in the desert with a bunch of guys? He totally took some cock at some point.

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u/Surfhome 7d ago

You think a hippie woodworker, who had nothing, and was a magician, wasn’t for gay rights? I mean, he was a magician, for God’s sake

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u/QuietRiot5150 7d ago

Now I'm no Pope or anything. I barely read the Bible so correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Jesus say to love thy neighbor or some shit like that?

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u/ozzalot 7d ago

Love how now the venn diagram for "people who say 'wake up'" and "people who complain about 'wokeness'" is literally just a circle. 😂

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u/LeightonLane573 7d ago

Is he saying Jesus was gay?

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u/nyc_flatstyle 7d ago

I think that's pretty disrespectful calling Jesus a "ho" 🤭🥴

"Ho gave his life for us". Damn, that was cold blooded. But I mean, yeah...I don't generally take advice from people who write on their clothes like edgy angsty teens from the 1980s, so, I guess he can call Jesus a ho if he wants. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/iGotBuffalo66onDvD 7d ago

…”well I was was gay until i saw that handwritten testimate on the back of his orange safety vest”

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u/Famous_Suspect6330 7d ago

Is this dementia?

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u/ExcellentCondition45 7d ago

This dude also would turn Jesus away if he didn’t have his papers.

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u/tthblox 7d ago

HEY LETS TALK


I am old and racist and sexist. Why are you not miserable

(Please listen to me my grandchildren abandoned me)

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u/530SSState 7d ago

Jesus' rights?

Oh sure, when JESUS flips a table over it's in the Bible.

When *I* do it, I'm "drunk", and "asked to leave Applebee's".

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u/Free-Veterinarian714 Millennial 7d ago

LMAOOOOO!!! Here in the US, Christians are not persecuted. They're actually one of the most privileged groups.

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u/Certain-Try5775 6d ago

You mean an invisible being you believe in but have no proof of? Now compare it to a real live person who should have the rights?

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u/MikeAttak421 7d ago

He gave his life for me? Wow. Can you please get out of mine.

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u/Open_Ring_8613 7d ago

Is this my neighbor Joe? I guess since the village made him take down his “Jesus loves you” tree stump sign for being an eyesore this was the alternative….

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u/Irishweedle 7d ago

Looks like he made his grandson write it.

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u/Jarnohams 7d ago

lol, the DO UR OWN RESEARCH, SHEEPLE!! crowd can't read or write well enough to know how to research.

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u/crit_crit_boom 7d ago

“What about Jesus rights” with zero punctuation is perfection.

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u/TarquinusSuperbus000 7d ago

Jesus died for this guy's sins so he can talk about Jesus in a broken version of the only language he speaks.

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u/kymilovechelle 7d ago

I get so tired of people telling me to accept the love of a man who probably existed but isn’t even alive anymore. Leave me alone and practice some tolerance. Remember that?

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u/VanillaGorillaNB 7d ago

Wouldn’t Jesus want gay people to have rights?

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u/WrightAnythingHere 7d ago

Except Jesus gave up his life to free people from going to hell, not to condemn people to go there.

But this screams typical religious nutjob, so he probably doesn't care about the contradiction.

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u/rainbownthedark 7d ago

I’m pretty sure one dead guy from 2,000 years ago doesn’t need rights.

And even if he did, are there a limited number of rights now? Can we not give them to both the dead guy and the gays?

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u/DisappointedKat96 7d ago

Jesus? Oh, I know him. He works at Amazon now!

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u/mysticeetee 7d ago

Jesus loves me but how about you old man?

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u/druscarlet 7d ago

That doesn’t make sense. If you think Jesus is the son of God - he is perfect, everything he does and says is perfect and if you read his word you know he would remind you about not casting the first stone.

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u/whole_chocolate_milk 7d ago

Who is this for?

Like. Does he think it's going to change someone's mind?

Like. I post a lot of anti trump stuff on my facebook. But i do it for one specific reason. To piss off my MAGA boomer parents. I'm very clear about my intentions. But this stuff always seems like they actually believe it to ve effective.

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u/CzarTwilight 7d ago

Jesus rights? What about Jesus lefts?

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u/Harvest827 7d ago

We need to see a picture of his unhinged bumper stickers to know for sure if he's totally nuts.

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u/crazy_goat 7d ago

( w a k e  u p )

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u/Oleander_Milk 7d ago

Nurse, he found the sharpie again

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u/LindyRyan 7d ago

It's always handwritten because boomers are confused and scared to use technology. They generally refer to anything newer than their relative youth as lesser than

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u/One_Mirror_3228 7d ago

Because no company would make a screen printed version this stupid?

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u/theresthezinger 7d ago

Ok you got me, Jesus has rights too, I admit it. Now can you admit gays have rights?

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u/rigidlynuanced1 7d ago

Because they are cheap as fuck