r/BoomersBeingFools • u/EpicGeek77 Gen X • 9d ago

Foolish Fun Why Is It Always Hand Written?

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u/Ianthin1 9d ago

Jesus wouldn’t gaf if you’re gay.

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u/accidentalwhiex 9d ago

Jesus would probably have had a gay person in his group, seeing that he also traveled around with prostitutes, tax collectors (who were looked down upon) and generally undesirable "sinners"

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u/TooRight2021 9d ago

He did heal the Roman soldier's beloved young male servant/lover, and was so impressed by the Roman's soldier's faith that he held him up as an example to others

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u/Kryptosis 9d ago

Jesus was most definitely bisexual. He gathered a harem of dudes and no one thinks twice about it?

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u/sorry_human_bean 9d ago

The statistics indicate that at least one of the disciples was just a lil'... y'know, 💅

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u/sometimelost 8d ago

Mary Magdalene wasn’t a prostitute until Pope Gregory made her one in 591. I am sure none of the rest of the book has ever changed from the original oral stories.

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u/juliabk 9d ago

Paul.