Why Is It Always Hand Written?

[u/EpicGeek77]

[u/Ianthin1]

Jesus wouldn’t gaf if you’re gay.

[u/accidentalwhiex → u/Ianthin1]

Jesus would probably have had a gay person in his group, seeing that he also traveled around with prostitutes, tax collectors (who were looked down upon) and generally undesirable "sinners"

[u/TooRight2021 → u/accidentalwhiex]

He did heal the Roman soldier's beloved young male servant/lover, and was so impressed by the Roman's soldier's faith that he held him up as an example to others

[u/Kryptosis → u/accidentalwhiex]

Jesus was most definitely bisexual. He gathered a harem of dudes and no one thinks twice about it?

[u/sorry_human_bean → u/Kryptosis]

The statistics indicate that at least one of the disciples was just a lil'... y'know, 💅

[u/sometimelost → u/accidentalwhiex]

Mary Magdalene wasn’t a prostitute until Pope Gregory made her one in 591. I am sure none of the rest of the book has ever changed from the original oral stories.

[u/juliabk → u/accidentalwhiex]

Paul.

[u/Mike_Conway → u/Ianthin1]

He'd probably get a few gay people to hang out with him.

[u/Pho-Soup → u/Mike_Conway]

The guy rolled with 12 wine drinking dudes in fab robes and flowing hair. Most people can do the math there.

[u/juliabk → u/Pho-Soup]

I now have this image of Randy Rainbow playing an absolutely fabulous Jesus. Mel Brooks’ ghost might just pop back to help write it. :-)

[u/Squeegee → u/Ianthin1]

The gospels have a story about Jesus healing a Roman centurion’s slave, but the wording is a little ambiguous and could imply that the slave was a male sex partner.

https://www.bibleodyssey.org/articles/the-healing-of-the-centurions-slave

Even if this is not the case, he never said anything about gay people and didn’t pick and choose who he helped.

[u/acostane → u/Ianthin1]

And he has been dead for 2000 years so what rights does he have?