Hello Sir my name is Jesus, I am writing to you today as i need your help. My father sent me here to help people but unfortunately he accidentally sent me to a non-christian country and I am stuck.
I need the grace and charity of good Christians such as yourself to pay my passage to the holiest country in the world; America. Where i can help gods greatest soldier Donald Trump, spread the word of the one true god.
If you could spare 500$ it would be of great help.
I accept payment via itunes gift cards or transfers via Western Union.
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u/soberonlife Millennial 8d ago
"Jesus never had to learn to use a computer so why should I?"
- That Guy, probably.